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ChinkoidsCraft SMP – The Efficiency Masters

Asian cuisine, Asian traditions, bamboo sticks, chinese culture, Chinkoids, ChinkoidsCraft, Chopsticks, culinary history, cultural inventions, cultural practices, cultural stereotypes, eating habits, efficiency, efficient utensil, food culture, food utensils, grains of rice, Inventing, Masters, rice eating, smp, Stereotypes, traditional eating, traditional utensils

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	299
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	37	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the madness of the real world and enter a realm where Chinkoids reign supreme! Join us as we embark on epic quests to discover the lost art of using utensils other than bamboo sticks.

But beware, these Chinkoids are not your average villagers. They have mastered the art of rice-eating to a whole new level. Rumor has it that they can consume a mountain of rice in just one sitting!

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of rice. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking the true potential of the Chinkoids!

WifelessVacay Minecraft Server

arguments, budgeting, Communication, credit card debt, Decision making, Europe trip, family dynamics, family vacation, financial classes, financial independence, financial responsibility, marriage issues, Minecraft, money management, personal choices, plane ticket, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, savings, separate finances, Server, vacation planning, WifelessVacay

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3362
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	423
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Emeralds Found:	1757	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of blocky fun!

Are you tired of dealing with a spouse who can’t handle money? Look no further, because on our server, everyone is responsible for their own virtual currency. No more arguments over who spent what on diamond pickaxes!

Join us on epic adventures to Europe… in Minecraft! Our virtual plane tickets cost a fraction of the real ones, and you won’t have to worry about credit card debt holding you back. Plus, our resort is free for all players, so you can save your virtual money for fun activities in-game.

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and craft your way to a stress-free gaming experience. Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

WTFWifeStoleMyCarCraft

anger, belongings, car theft, Communication, Confrontation, Convertible, expensive items, forgetfulness, Frustration, Marriage, negligence, possessions, Replacement, RESPONSIBILITY, Trust, WTFWifeStoleMyCarCraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5117
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Emeralds Found:	4165
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dimension Hops:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where leaving your top down is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with convertible chaos and outrageous adventures.

Forget about griefing and PvP, the real challenge here is remembering to put the top back up on your car before you log off. Will you be the one to break the record for the most items stolen due to negligence? Only time will tell!

Join now and experience the thrill of losing $10,000+ worth of in-game items because your spouse can’t remember to close the roof. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to frustration to pure hilarity. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

TimeWastersAnonymous

bizarre behavior, Boredom, eccentric pastimes, odd pastimes, offbeat hobbies, out of the ordinary, passing time, peculiar activities, quirky habits, quirky pastimes, random activities, strange hobbies, strange pastimes, time wasting, TimeWastersAnonymous, unconventional entertainment, unique experiences, unusual activities, unusual pastimes, weird, weird habits

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7664
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	153
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Have you ever tried building a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a warm-up exercise! We once had a player who built an entire functioning roller coaster out of lava and minecarts – talk about a thrill ride!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, where players train their feathered friends to take over the world (or at least the server). Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve witnessed a horde of clucking chickens marching into battle against a pack of creepers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with insane builds, epic battles, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground lair where all the pigs are plotting their bacon revolution. See you there!

WeedCraft Minecraft Server

Asia, Cannabis, cannabis culture, criminal justice, decriminalization, drug laws, drug policy, drug prohibition, drug reform, drug trade, drug trafficking, finally over, law enforcement, legalization, marijuana legalization, Minecraft, Saga, Server, Southeast Asia, Thai government, thailand, Weed, WeedCraft

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9257
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	67	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Alien Abductions:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have a server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a wild ride through a jungle filled with Thailand weed!

Join us on this epic adventure as we search for the legendary Thailand weed that will bring peace and harmony to the Minecraft world. But beware, there are evil mobs lurking around every corner, trying to steal our precious weed!

But fear not, for we have the power of friendship and teamwork on our side. Together, we will conquer the Thailand weed saga and become the ultimate weed warriors of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s blaze our way to victory! Let’s get lit and have a blast on this insane Minecraft server like no other!

BaseCraft: Terrorist-Free Zone

anti-government, anti-Semitic, BaseCraft, designates, EU, extremism, extremist group, far right, hate group, Hate Speech, nationalist, neo nazi, organization, Outfit, radical ideology, radicalization, Terrorism, Terrorist, TerroristFree, the base, violent, white supremacist, Zone

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	825
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Alien Abductions:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

yo yo yo, u gotta join our epic minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even the EU is talkin bout us! we got all the craziest builds and the most epic pvp battles u ever seen.

we even got a secret base called “The Base” where we do all our top secret missions and stuff. but don’t worry, we ain’t no neo-nazis, we just like to pretend we’re super spies and stuff.

so come join us on the most epic server in all of minecraft land, where the adventures never end and the fun never stops. plus, we got free pizza every friday, so u know it’s gonna be a party!

BlinkCraft: Lost Time & Vision

Awareness, BlinkCraft, blinking, Focus, Lost, lost time, meditation, mindfulness, mindfulness benefits, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness habits, mindfulness practice, mindfulness techniques, Perception, productivity, self reflection, Time, time awareness, time lost, Time management, time passing, time perception, vision

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3868
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ores Mined:	6250

so, why not spend that time on a minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? join our server and experience the joy of building a house out of floating bacon blocks, riding on giant chickens, and battling evil unicorns with laser eyes.

our server is so epic, it once had a creeper throw a surprise party for steve, complete with exploding confetti and cake made out of TNT.

if you join us, you’ll also get to participate in our annual “sheep surfing” competition, where players ride on the backs of sheep through obstacle courses made of rainbow-colored wool.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those evil unicorns).

SepsisSpeedrun

Bacterial infection, blood tests, critical care, decrease wait times, diagnostic tools, early detection, Healthcare, HOURS, infectious diseases, innovative solutions, laboratory testing, medical advancements, medical technology, Nature, patient outcomes, Rapid diagnosis, researchers, sepsis tests, SepsisSpeedrun, septic shock, timely treatment

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3588
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

lol ok so like imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and BAM u r instantly transported to a world where u can build ur own sepsis tests out of blocks! no more waiting days for results, now u can get them in just hours!

but wait, there’s more! not only can u test for sepsis, but u can also battle sepsis-infected mobs that are trying to take over the server! u gotta use ur quick thinking and building skills to save the day and become the ultimate sepsis warrior!

join now for the most intense and life-saving minecraft experience of ur life! trust us, u won’t regret it!

Funland Network

Asia Best Minecraft Server Ritwik The Founder Staff team 24/7 support Ticket system Gamemodes PvP Bedwars LifeSteal Servers Public Voting Active Environment Players Games Fun Community Network Owner, Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3825
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Crops Grown:	3013	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Funland Network is the Best Minecraft Server in Asia!

The Staff team is Active 24/7 that means you can get support at any time. You just need to create a Ticket and you will get reply as soon as possible!

Funland Network currently have many gamemodes in PvP and they are working to add more games time to time! Also the Network is running Bedwars and The Best LifeSteal Servers for the public!

Don’t Forget to Vote!

Funland.mc-join.xyz

MythoMc Network

1.16.5, 1.20.4, 1.21, Adventures, bedrock, Community, Discord, Economy, Experience, Friends, Gaming, java, Minecraft, Mini Games, MythoMc Network, Plugins, Port 25567, PvP, Server, Store, Survival, Unique

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

WELCOME! Discover the exciting community of MythoMC Network, a Minecraft Java and Bedrock server (1.16.5 to 1.21 Port 25567)

Enjoy the Survival 1.20.4 modes Wide variety of plugins that enhance the gaming experience.

Don’t wait any longer and join your friends to live unforgettable adventures on this unique server!

DISCORD: https://discord.mythomc.com STORE: https://store.mythomc.com

play.mythomc.com