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TextingTomfoolery Minecraft SMP

Communication, DATING, don’t hate me, don’t know what to say, don’t want to bother, emotional struggle, fear of rejection, love and relationships, mfw, Minecraft, mixed signals, overthinking, putting in effort, reaching out, relationship, relationship dynamics, romantic dilemma, self-doubt, smp, text him, texting anxiety, TextingTomfoolery, uncertainty

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Emeralds Found:	4607
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Votes:	4299	Crops Grown:	9165
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of feeling like you’re the only one putting in effort in your relationships? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only effort you need to put in is building the most epic bases and trolling your friends! Don’t worry about bothering anyone with texts, just hop on our server and let the fun begin. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a diamond sword-wielding warrior. Join now and never feel like you’re the only one putting in effort again!

Pixel Planet Minecraft Server

cultural diversity, demographics, ethnicity, global demographics, global population, global statistics, Indian, indian culture, Indian population, Minecraft, minority groups, Muslim, Muslim culture, Muslim population, PIXEL, planet, Population, Religion, religious beliefs, religious diversity, Server, South Asia, world population, world religions

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9623
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Potions Brewed:	54
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	413
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where 25% of the planet is Indian and 25% is Muslim! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our Indian players have mastered the art of building intricate temples and palaces that will make your jaw drop. Plus, they throw the most epic Bollywood dance parties in the virtual world!

– Our Muslim players have created stunning mosques and bustling marketplaces that will transport you to another world. And rumor has it, they have a secret recipe for the most delicious virtual biryani you’ll ever taste.

– But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja pandas who roam the land, protecting players from creepers and other pesky mobs. Trust me, you’ll want these furry friends by your side.

So come join our crazy, diverse Minecraft community and experience a world like no other. Who knew building blocks could be this much fun?

/Haha/ I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

Craft, desuarchive, fisherposseditionroadkill, Groups, habits, haha, hate, i hate myself, io, Ip:, Map, Mega, Minecraft, nz, posscraft, posshouse, smp, steamcommunity, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5797
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Villages Defended:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with shenanigans, pranks, and outrageous adventures.

Ever wanted to fish while possessed by a ghost? Well, now you can on our server! We have a special event where you can fish for haunted fish that will possess you and make you do crazy things in-game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Roadkill Race, where players compete to see who can run over the most animals in a set amount of time. It’s a hilarious and chaotic event that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground society called the Posshouse, where players gather to plot world domination and pull off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter the Posshouse, there’s no turning back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now at posscraft: 51.79.108.212 and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CUBEVILLE – vanilla 1.5.2 Minecraft server

1.5.2, banner, CUBEVILLE, Discord, GIF, Islands, Limited World, logs, Minecraft, Ocean, Plugins, rules, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Crops Grown:	7480
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	116	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Pure vanilla server with a minimal set of plugins.

The world is limited to 2500 blocks in each direction, as well as a bunch of small islands and a giant ocean.

Logs `/co i` are available to each player

Ps before you come in, please read the rules, they are available on discord.

cubeville.fun:25786

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

candace, character builds, chiori, Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses, Collei, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, Maps, Minecraft, Peak Patrol Song, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, uraku misugiri, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xilonen

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4240
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	251
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Farms Harvested:	648

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the rainbow is destined to burn brighter than your future! Our current character banner features Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – the ultimate squad ready to take on any creepers or zombies that come their way.

But wait, there’s more! Our current weapon banner includes the Uraku Misugiri sword and the Peak Patrol Song sword – perfect for slicing and dicing your way through any obstacles in your path.

Join us for the event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” and witness the most epic battle between candy-loving skeletons and rose-wielding witches. It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards – because who doesn’t love free stuff? Plus, redeemable codes with Primogems are up for grabs in all regions. It’s like winning the lottery, but with more diamonds and less disappointment.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden realm filled with enchanted pigs and talking sheep. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server.

Upset AEW Fan Minecraft SMP

aew, Analysis, Backlash, Buzz, controversy, criticism, Drama, Entertainment, Fan, Fandom, Minecraft, News, Online Community, opinion, professional wrestling, reaction, smp, social media, speculation, trending, Upset, wrestling

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Dimension Hops:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ores Mined:	7592	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is over who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us if you want to witness epic battles over who gets the last enchanted golden apple, scandalous love triangles involving villagers, and intense debates over whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just looking for a hug. Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the drama on our server – it’s more entertaining than a wrestling match between a chicken and a cow! So come on and join us, because on our server, the only thing more explosive than a TNT trap is the drama!

Kitchen Supply Robbery Minecraft Server

criminal behavior, criminal consequences, criminal intentions, criminal thoughts, Decision making, Ethics, illegal activities, impulse control, inner dialogue, kitchen, Kitchen Gadgets, kitchen supply store, Kitchen Tools, Minecraft, moral dilemma, questionable actions, robbery, second thoughts, self reflection, Server, Supply, temptation, theft, whisk

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9081
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2869
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	627
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that will whisk you away to a world of endless fun and adventure? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your blocky escapades!

Join us and embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty whisk (yes, we provide all players with their very own enchanted whisk for maximum kitchen chaos).

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret recipe for the most delicious cake in all of Minecraftia. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the ultimate baking champion?

So come on, don’t be a whisk-taker, join our server today and let the culinary craziness begin!

It’s Minecraft SMP Time, Baby!

250 million, al haymon, baby, Blessed, boxing, conor mcgregor, Craft, Dedication, Father, Floyd Mayweather, GOD, hard work, Mayweather Promotions, Minecraft, Money Team, ppv, process, Roger Mayweather, smp, TEAM, thank you, Time, World champion

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4539
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all Minecraft players looking for a wild and crazy time!

Join us on this epic Minecraft SMP where we are dedicated to the craft of building and battling. Just like Floyd Mayweather dedicated himself to boxing for 19 years, we dedicate ourselves to creating the most insane structures and taking on epic challenges in the game.

Our team is like no other, led by the legendary Al Haymon and supported by Uncle Roger and our fearless leader, Floyd Mayweather himself. Mayweather Promotions may be the past, present, and future of boxing, but on our server, we are the past, present, and future of Minecraft madness!

Forget about Conor Magrayga or Maygrega, their names carry no weight here. We only care about players who can make $250 Million in diamonds in one night! So if you think you have what it takes to join the Money Team and take on the wildest adventures in Minecraft, then come on over and show us your hard work and dedication. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

Anime, art, Community, controversial, doujinshi, fanfiction, FANTASY, fetish, Fiction, Japanese culture, Loli, love, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, Paradise, PIXEL, relationships, Server, shota, shota x loli, social norms, taboo, underage

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2434
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Divine Spears Created:	22
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that you must ship shota x loli! Why? Because who doesn’t love a good forbidden romance between a young boy and girl in pixel form?

Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own shota x loli love nest, complete with heart-shaped beds and matching outfits. Don’t worry, our moderators are experts at turning a blind eye to any questionable content, so you can let your imagination run wild.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure trove of shota x loli fan art, created by the most talented builders in the land. Will you be the one to uncover this forbidden treasure and bask in its glory?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let your shota x loli fantasies come to life in the most outrageous way possible!

My Manager Is A Shitcoin Investor, He Has A Talk This Morning Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, career, Confrontation, cryptocurrency, Deceit, Investment, Investor, Manager, Manipulation, Minecraft, morning, morning meeting, office politics, professional behavior, Revenge, revenge tactics, sabotage, shitcoin, shitcoin investor, smp, strategy, Talk, unethical behavior, work, Workplace

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1188
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mines Excavated:	1036	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between players trying to sabotage each other in the most ridiculous ways possible.

One time, a player’s manager was a notorious shitcoin investor and had a big presentation coming up. So, this player decided to take matters into their own hands and sabotage their manager’s talk by building a giant statue of a poop emoji right outside the meeting room. Needless to say, chaos ensued and the manager’s reputation was forever tarnished.

If you want to be part of a server where anything goes and no one is safe from pranks and shenanigans, then this is the place for you. Join us and let the madness begin!