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MaternityMadnessMC

ASK, Boundaries, carpool, Commute, decision, Driving, Favor, Friend, Guilt, INCONVENIENCE, Job, maternity leave, MaternityMadnessMC, newborn, partner, Pregnancy, Pregnant, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Transportation, work

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2294
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Potions Brewed:	129	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more reliable than a pregnant woman’s friend for a ride to work? Look no further! Our server is so dependable, you won’t have to worry about being stranded without a ride ever again!

Join now and experience the thrill of never having to beg your friend’s partner to give you a lift because they got you pregnant. Our server is so amazing, it’ll make you forget all about carpooling drama and workplace transportation woes.

Don’t be like the friend in this story who couldn’t handle not having a ride to work – join our server and let the fun begin! Who needs a driving school nearby when you have a Minecraft server that’s always there for you?

So come on, join us and leave all your transportation troubles behind. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to guilt trip anyone into giving you a ride – it’s all about fun and games here!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

CraftyCash, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1801
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Dragon Scales Harvested:	285
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Do you want to make bank in the virtual world? Join our Minecraft server and start your own diamond mining operation! We have secret caves filled with diamonds just waiting for you to dig them up and become the richest player in the game. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual diamond tycoon?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most valuable mob in the game: the elusive Rainbow Sheep. Legend has it that whoever captures and breeds these majestic creatures will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want to fly in survival mode? Wish granted. Want to turn all the creepers into friendly puppies? Wish granted. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and start your journey to virtual riches and ultimate power. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in the pixelated world of Minecraft?

CraftyCashLand

CraftyCashLand, financial decision-making, financial empowerment, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, financial windfall, financial windfall planning, investment opportunities, long-term financial planning., money management, money mindset, sudden prosperity, sudden wealth, unexpected riches, wealth acquisition

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2278
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Mines Excavated:	4871	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1

If you suddenly came into a significant amount of money, the first thing you should do is join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – hidden deep within our virtual world is a treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Fluffy. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So why waste your newfound riches on boring stuff like cars and houses when you could be living out your wildest dreams in our wacky and whimsical server? Join now and let the adventure begin!

BearCrash Minecraft Server

accident, animal, B.C. park, BearCrash, Canada, conservation, crashes, Cubs, Endangered species, environmental impact, Heartbreaking, Loss, Minecraft, Mother, Nakoda, Offspring, rare, Server, Tragedy, tragic event, white grizzly bear, wildlife, wildlife conservation

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2075
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2084
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can witness the rare white grizzly bear Nakoda and her cubs in all their pixelated glory! watch as they navigate through the treacherous terrain, battling creepers and zombies along the way.

But be warned, these bears are not your average minecraft mobs – they have special abilities that will keep you on your toes! from summoning lightning storms to shooting fireballs, Nakoda and her cubs are a force to be reckoned with.

Join now and embark on a quest to help Nakoda and her cubs survive in this dangerous world. Will you be able to protect them from the dangers that lurk around every corner? Or will you fall victim to their wrath? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

BananaCraft: Paying Off Death Squads

Accountability, banana giant, bananacraft, civil case, colombian, compensation, court ruling, death, death squads, families, financial settlement, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, lawsuit, legal action, multinational corporation, Paying, south america, SQUADS, Tragedy, US, Victims, violence, wrongful death

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6823
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have bananas as big as your mom’s buttcheeks and colombian death squads chasing after you for that sweet $38m payout! we promise you’ll have a blast dodging bullets and building pixelated houses while laughing your butt off. join now before the bananas run out and the death squads get bored!

Dexter’s DNA-Free Hair Haven

blood spatter, cover up, crime scenes, criminal, dark passenger, Dexter, Dexter Morgan, Dexters, Dna, DNAFree, Evidence, Focused, Forensic, hair, Haven, investigation, meticulous, Miami Metro, serial killer, Suspense, Thriller, tv show, Vigilante

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5524
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have dexter running around trying to clean up his crime scenes but forgetting to wear a hairnet! it’s a wild ride of murder and mayhem, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join now for the chance to witness dexter’s hair-raising adventures and maybe even help him solve a crime or two. who needs csi when you have minecraft? come on, you know you want to be a part of this crazy world!

GeneSkinCraft: Treat Rare Disorders!

Dermatology, disorders, epidermolytic ichthyosis, Gene therapy, GeneSkinCraft, genetic disorders, genetic medicine, genetic therapy, healthy skin transplantation, ichthyosis with confetti, Innovative treatments, Japanese researchers, medical breakthroughs, Medical research, rare, rare diseases, rare skin conditions, skin care, skin disorders, skin health, skin regeneration, skin transplants, skin treatments, Treat

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1468
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5072	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Potions Brewed:	23
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

LOLZ JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA BE TREATED LIKE A RARE SKIN DISORDER! JAPANESE RESEARCHERS GONNA USE UR OWN GENES TO MAKE U FEEL LIKE A NEW PERSON! SAY GOODBYE TO EPIERMOLYTIC ITCHYOSIS AND HELLO TO ICHTHYOSIS WITH CONFETTI! WE GONNA TRANSPLANT HEALTHY SKIN ON U LIKE A FANCY MAKEOVER! COME JOIN US AND BECOME A WHOLE NEW YOU, LITERALLY! #SKINMAKEOVERS #GENETICMAGIC #MINECRAFTFUN

MoistCraft: Where water slides are the main mode of transportation!

accurateBlockPlacement, antiCheatsDisabled, carefulBreak, carpet rules, commandPlayer, ctrlqCraftingFix, decorators, defaultLoggers, dragonEggBedrockBreaking, flippinCactus, fogOff, Grinders, lagFreeSpawning, Main, missingTools, Mode, MoistCraft, progress updates, renewableSand, Slides, smp, stackableShulkerBoxes, Transportation, updateSuppressionCrashFix, Water, Whitelist, xpNoCooldown

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6569
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	24	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

MoistCraft Overview:

Server Name	MoistCraft
Launch Date	October 2021
Server Focus	Large scale projects, skill improvement

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: How can I apply to join MoistCraft?

A: To apply, please join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/KPTCc8ZMVY. We will ask you to fill out a form and create a channel for you to interact with other members.

Q: What kind of members is MoistCraft currently looking for?

A: We are mainly looking for grinders and decorators at the moment.

Q: Where can I see the progress updates of projects on MoistCraft?

A: All the projects we’ve done are shared in our progress updates channel.

Q: What carpet rules does MoistCraft adhere to?

flippinCactus
antiCheatsDisabled
xpNoCooldown
commandPlayer
ctrlqCraftingFix
stackableShulkerBoxes
defaultLoggers mobcap,tps
fogOff
accurateBlockPlacement
updateSuppressionCrashFix
lagFreeSpawning
carefulBreak
missingTools
renewableSand
dragonEggBedrockBreaking
smoothClientAnimations
EndStonelessHardness
deepSlateInstaminable

Q: What mods are used on MoistCraft?

A: The mods being used include Carpet, Lithium, Carpet Extra, Carpet TIS Additions, Starlight, Carpet Addons, Syncmatica, and zick Carpet Addons.

Snowball Fight Minecraft Server

Bigotry, controversial topics, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Fight, Hate Speech, ignorance, internet culture, intolerance, marginalized communities, Minecraft, online forums, Political Incorrectness, prejudice, race relations, racial stereotypes, racism, Server, Snowball, Social Issues, trolling, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9546
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a pack of rabid llamas? Look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of battling against players who are so skilled, they must be descended from ancient Mongolian warriors. And don’t worry about the color of their blocks – we embrace diversity in all its forms, even if it means our buildings look like a rainbow threw up on them. So come on over and see why we’re the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server around!

BurdenMaxx Minecraft Server: Start Now!

Anon, big corporations, BurdenMaxx, BURDENMAXXING, Corporations, fear, getting ahead, ghostmaxxing, government assistance, governments, honest reseller, Jews, Life, Minecraft, normie cattle, reselling, Server, society burden, Start, stealing, system collapse, Vaxxed, wagie job

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1565
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4863
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can truly stick it to the man? Look no further than our server, where we encourage all players to become professional burdenmaxxers. That’s right, quit your job, steal from big corporations, and resell their goods for profit. Who needs a government handout when you can make your own way in the world by being a total burden on society?

But wait, there’s more! We also encourage ghostmaxxing, living off the grid and outside of the system. No taxes, no benefits, just pure freedom. And don’t forget to stick it to those who wronged you by making them pay. Join us and watch as the system collapses under the weight of our burdenmaxxing ways. Let’s show the world what happens when you mess with us gamers. Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate burden on society.