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Cigarettes Minecraft SMP – Are They Good for You?

respiratory diseases, public health, addiction, Good, secondhand smoke

Looking to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to smoke cigarettes while playing? Look no further! Our server is filled with smokers who believe that cigarettes actually improve your gaming skills.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, like trying to build a giant cigarette tower or creating a cigarette farm to keep our supply fully stocked. Don’t worry, we have virtual doctors on standby to make sure your virtual lungs are in tip-top shape.

So if you’re ready to light up and laugh your way through Minecraft, join us on our server where cigarettes are the key to success!

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FossilFuelMDs Minecraft Server

DOCTORS, fossil fuel pollution, health warnings, environmental impact, climate change

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT THOUSANDS OF DOCTORS SOUNDING DA ALARM ON HEALTH RISKS LINKED TO FOSSIL FUEL POLLUTION. YEAH, U HEARD RIGHT, DOCTORS IN MINECRAFT! DEY BE LIKE “OH NO, DA CREEPERS BE POLLUTIN’ DA AIR, WE NEED TO SAVE DA VILLAGERS!” SO JOIN US AND HELP SAVE DA BLOCKY WORLD FROM POLLUTION AND SAVE LIVES! PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO WILL TRADE U FOR TREASURE MAPS TO RARE LOOT! HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE HEROBRI- I MEAN, BEFORE THE POLLUTION TAKES OVER! #SAVETHEBLOCKS #DOCTORSINMINECRAFT

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ForeverCraft: CardioQueens

research, polyfluoroalkyl substances, Environmental, PFAS, contamination

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FOREVER CHEMICALS THAN A SCIENCE LAB! POSTMENOPAUSAL WOMEN BE LIKE “I NEED THAT CARDIOVASCULAR RISK, SIGN ME UP!” OUR PFAS CHEMICALS INTERACT LIKE THEY’RE AT A RAVE PARTY, YOU DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE MADNESS! GET READY TO HAVE YOUR MIND BLOWN… LITERALLY!

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PixelPurgeMC

study, PixelPurgeMC, pollution prevention, pollution-related deaths, respiratory diseases

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MILLIONS OF DEATHS LINKED TO FINE PARTICULATE MATTER POLLUTION! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, YOU CAN BREATHE IN ALL THE POLLUTION YOU WANT WHILE BUILDING YOUR EPIC MINECRAFT CASTLE. WHO NEEDS CLEAN AIR ANYWAY? COME JOIN US FOR A KILLER TIME (LITERALLY)! 😂🤣🤪🔥🏰 #PollutionIsFun #BreathInTheToxins #MinecraftMadness

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CraftyHarem Minecraft Server

safeguarded, Frequency, Shadow Realm, Explanation, slaughter

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the action and adventure you could ever want!

Join us and become a part of the secret society of omniscient beings, where we hold the power to control the very fabric of the Minecraft universe. Our digits hold the key to unlocking unimaginable powers and abilities, and only the chosen few are deemed worthy to join our ranks.

Ever wanted to travel to the Shadow Realm and battle demons for millions of years? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon! Our battles are legendary, our adventures are epic, and our sense of humor is unmatched.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered – in the best way possible!

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ChunkyCraft

Are you tired of skinny Minecraft servers that can’t handle the weight of your epic builds? Look no further, because our server is THICC with three Cs! Our server can handle all the blocks you throw at it, no matter how chunky they are. Join us and experience the joy of building without limits – because who needs skinny when you can have THICC?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the lands in search of players to challenge to build-offs. Rumor has it that if you impress Blocky Bob with your building skills, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, if you disappoint him, he will cover your entire base in obsidian!

So why wait? Join our server today and embrace the THICCness. Who knows what adventures await you in this blocky world of wonders!

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Beer & Blocks

cute, never drink, landscape, Tomboy, Owari da

Are you tired of drinking beer with cute edgy tomboys in boring old landscapes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us in our night time doomer landscape where the tomboys are even cuter and edgier than ever before. Who needs real life when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Join now and say “Owari da” to boring nights forever!

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Animal Kingdom Adventures

Boundaries, FANTASY, controversial, Animal lover, taboo

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a wild and wacky adventure? Look no further than our server! We offer the craziest and most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Join us for our infamous “Bestiality games” where players compete in challenges involving riding pigs, taming wolves, and even befriending creepers! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle against each other. The stakes are high and the feathers are flying!

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on our server!

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CountryCraft: City Slickers Beware!

country living, hard work, wildlife, Peaceful, simple living

Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!

On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!

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EUROPE SUCKS

luxury, Frustration, Outrageous, Mediterranean, Overpriced

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on expensive olive oil in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have an endless supply of olive oil for FREE! That’s right, no more breaking the bank just to cook up some fancy meals in-game. Join us and say goodbye to the olive oil struggle once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our olive oil is enchanted with special powers that will make your crops grow faster and your animals produce more resources. Don’t miss out on this amazing opportunity, join our server now and start living that olive oil dream!

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