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WhyDo15Craft SMP

1080p resolution, 1366×768 resolution, 15.6 inch laptops, 24 inch monitors, computer screens, display quality, display standards, G.., laptop screens, monitor displays, pixel density, PPI, resolution comparison, screen laughing, screen mocking, screen resolution, screen size, smp, tech forums, Technology, WhyDo15Craft

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8439
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Are you tired of being laughed at for your low-resolution laptop screen? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players with top-tier PPI ratios! We have a strict PPI leaderboard and if you don’t measure up, prepare to be roasted in the group chat.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary PPI Wars, where players battle it out to prove who has the crispest, most pixel-perfect display. Rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond-encrusted monitor stand that boosts their PPI to unheard-of levels.

So if you’re ready to show off your high-resolution prowess and laugh in the face of those 1080p plebs, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Dad’sDivorce CustodySplit Minecraft Server

aita, blended family, Boundaries, custody split, CustodySplit, DadsDivorce, Divorce, divorce impact, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, Grief, half siblings, Jealousy, Minecraft, parental favoritism, parental loyalty, parental relationships, Resentment, Server, stepmother, Therapy, unhealthy love

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5903
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of family drama and custody battles? Do you want a break from all the yelling and drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle!

We promise there will be no ex-stepmoms trying to force you into family time or hiding pictures of your mom. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and have fun without any toxic relationships.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to build a virtual shrine to your mom and honor her memory in a way that your dad’s ex never could. So come on over and let’s build some epic structures together!

Don’t let the drama of real life bring you down, join our Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild!

MomTaxCraft

copper pipes, customer service, family business, family discount, handyman, handyman services, home maintenance, home repair, hourly fee, hourly rate, invoice, job estimate, leak detection, leaky sink, Materials, MomTaxCraft, odd jobs, Plumbing, shutoff valves, soldering, trip fee

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8604
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Divine Spears Created:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Endless Night Skies:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	1356

Are you tired of getting underpaid for your hard work? Join our Minecraft server where we value your skills and pay you what you deserve! No more $20 jobs, we pay in diamonds and emeralds!

Just like the time when your mom asked you to fix the leaky sink and only gave you $20 for the whole job, we understand your pain. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be rolling in riches for every task you complete!

Forget about family discounts, on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty. No more arguing with your parents about fair pay, join us and earn big bucks for your handyman skills!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and start earning what you’re worth. No more $20 jobs, only big payouts and endless fun!

MineCraftyHabit SMP

daily routine, Evening Routine, Exercise, goal-setting, gratitude practice, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, MineCraftyHabit, morning routine, personal growth, positive thinking, reading, relaxation techniques, self improvement, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3235
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Enchantments Applied:	224
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Crops Grown:	7088
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the cows can fly, the creepers wear sunglasses, and the villagers break out into dance parties every night? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Need a break from the real world? Come chill with us in our virtual paradise where the grass is always green and the diamonds are plentiful.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that only the bravest of players can find. Plus, our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all your real-life problems.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there. Join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyAdults: FriendFinder

adult bonding, adult communication, adult community, adult companionship, adult connections, adult friend groups, adult friendships, adult networking, adult relationships, adult social activities, adult social circles, adult social life, adult social skills, adult socializing, adult socializing tips, adult support systems, CraftyAdults, friendfinder, friendship skills, Loneliness, MAKING FRIENDS, socializing

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Towns Built:	2	Votes:	8738
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of adulting and struggling to make friends in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, making friends is as easy as stealing diamonds from a noob! Join us and embark on epic adventures, build insane structures, and bond over your shared love of pixelated pigs. Who needs awkward small talk when you can bond over a creeper blowing up your house instead? So ditch the adulting and come join us, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant potato next!

RostovRiot Minecraft Server

ablaze, Attack, Conflict, Drones, eastern europe, escalation, governor, headline, international relations, Military, Minecraft, News, oil depot, RETALIATION, Rostov, RostovRiot, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Tension, Ukraine

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9797
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2906	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine drones set oil depots ablaze for fun! we got governors saying crazy stuff like “wow, that’s lit!” and “this is fine, everything is fine!” join now to experience the chaos and destruction firsthand, build your own oil depot and see if you can survive the drone attacks! who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperCo

activism, CraftyCreeperCo, cybercrime, deepfake, digital manipulation, digital rights, explosion, feminism, gender equality, internet, Korean, online safety, porn, privacy, rights group, sexual exploitation, social media, south korea, Technology, Telegram, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8896
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	172	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. We got, like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for you. But, like, the best part is the deepfake porn explosion! Yeah, you heard me right. We got Korean rights group-approved deepfake porn all over this server. It’s, like, no country for women, but, like, who needs ’em when you got deepfake porn, am I right? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

DNADataCraft

Advanced technology, Bioinformatics, computational biology, computational power, computer science, data processing, data storage, DNA computer, DNA data storage, DNA storage, DNA technology, DNADataCraft, genetic information, information storage, long term storage, Longevity, new technology, petabytes, processing data, sudoku puzzles, Technology

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6979
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Runes Activated:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Potions Brewed:	114	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Yo, fam, dis server be lit AF! We got a full DNA computer up in here, like whaaaat?! You can store petabytes of data in DNA for like, thousands or even millions of years, bro. And get this, we can even solve sudoku puzzles with this bad boy. Like, who needs regular computers when you got DNA computers, amirite? Join our server and experience the future of technology, where DNA reigns supreme and sudoku is life. Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CraftyCo Minecraft Server

Business, CraftyCo, discrimination, equality, Ethics, freedom, LGBTQ, Minecraft, private company, RIGHTS, Server, Transgender, transgender rights

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1447
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Alien Abductions:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate freedom to discriminate against trannies! Just kidding, that’s totally not allowed. But what is allowed on our server is building the most epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and embarking on crazy adventures with your friends. Plus, rumor has it that our server is secretly run by a group of highly intelligent and mischievous llamas who will stop at nothing to make your gameplay experience unforgettable. So come join us and see what all the llama drama is about!

LunchtimeLooter Minecraft SMP

activities, breaks, campus activities, campus life, college, Downtime, Eating, Friends, hobbies, leisure, lunchbreak, LunchtimeLooter, mental health, Minecraft, productivity, Recreation, Relaxing, self-care, smp, socializing, stress relief, studying, Time management

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Star Shards Collected:	66	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchantments Applied:	236

Oh, forget about boring old lunch breaks in college! Join our Minecraft SMP and spend your breaks exploring a world filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and hidden treasures! Who needs a sandwich when you can feast on enchanted golden apples and roast chicken dropped by flying pigs?

Instead of studying for exams, you can battle giant spiders, ride on the backs of dragons, and build towering castles made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Tuesday at 3 PM to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-floss the most feared entity in all of Minecraft?

So say goodbye to boring college breaks and hello to a world of endless adventure and hilarity! Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!