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CraftyGenderBanter

advice, attraction, Communication, CraftyGenderBanter, Curiosity, DATING, Differences, emotions, gender, Insights, Men, Opinions, opposite sex, personal growth, perspective, questions, relationships, Stereotypes, Understanding, Women

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8677
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Farms Harvested:	545
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Animals Bred:	60
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone and wish you had a partner to share your loot with? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and find your perfect blocky soulmate to conquer the pixelated world together. Who knows, you might even find love in a virtual world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry overlord who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you will be rewarded with endless riches and fame among the Minecraft community.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious and unforgettable journey filled with love, laughter, and chickens with questionable dance moves. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyPutin’sMinecraftServer

Aleksandar Vucic, authoritarian regime, Conspiracy Theory, coup attempt, CraftyPutinsMinecraftServer, democracy at risk, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european politics, foreign interference, government instability, intelligence report, international relations, POLITICAL CRISIS, potential threat, power struggle, russia, security threat, Serbian president, Vladimir Putin, Warning

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6440
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

so, liek, u know how u play minecraf and u just want sum crazy fun times? well, dis server is da place 4 u! we got so much craziness goin on, u wont even believe it!

first of all, did u know dat da serbian president was warned by russia bout a coup attempt? well, on dis server, we got a whole storyline bout dat! u can be da serbian president tryna stop da coup or u can be da russian spy tryna make it happen! it’s all up 2 u!

but wait, deres more! we also got a secret underground city full of treasure and mystery! u can explore it and try 2 find all da hidden loot, but be careful cuz deres traps and monsters waitin 4 u!

and if dat aint enough, we also got a giant chicken boss dat u gotta defeat 2 get da ultimate prize! it’s gonna be a battle like u never seen before!

so, wat r u waitin 4? come join dis server and have da time of ur life! trust me, u wont regret it!

DeafCraft – Crowned Queen of SA

achievement, beauty pageant, breaking barriers, Competition, Crowned, deaf, Deaf community, DeafCraft, disability, Diversity, DIVISIVE, empowerment, GROUNDBREAKING, history-making, inclusion, inspiring, Miss South Africa, pageant winner, Queen, representation, Role Model, South African pride

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1879
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Star Shards Collected:	97	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. we got like, a first deaf Miss South Africa crowned after this insane competition. like, she was building the most epic structures without even hearing a creeper sneaking up on her. it was wild, bro. you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the most outrageous and unpredictable adventures in Minecraft history. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll be the next Miss Minecraft with your epic building skills. join now and let the madness begin!

Canuck Craft

Minecraft Gaming Sandbox Adventure Survival Multiplayer Roleplay Creative Mods PvP Minigames Economy Exploration Building Crafting Farming Redstone Enchanting Villagers Dungeons, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5967
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	155	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

A Vanilla-ish server with Daily Login Rewards!

Some plugins added for quality of life.

Let me know if anything on the server needs to be fixed on my website.

survival.canuckcrafter.org:8201

Kenny town: Where mods mingle, Java jumps, and rainbow creepers roam free!

All the Mods 10, building shops, chill players, Community Events, cooperative environment, cooperative play, CREEPERS, Discord, discord server, EST timezone, free, java, jumps, Kenny, Lore, lore building, magic mods, mingle, Modded, Mods, new players, New server, RAINBOW, roam, Roleplay, rules, tech mods, TOWN, Trading

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6171
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30

Kenny Town Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	All the Mods 10
Server Focus	Cooperative environment for magic and tech mods
Community Features	Trading, building shops, community events

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What are the rules for the server?

– No griefing/stealing/unwilling PVP

– No racism/homophobia/transphobia, etc.

– Be nice

– Have fun!

What time zone are most members in?

Most members are in or around the EST timezone, but all are welcome!

How can I join the server’s discord?

Come join our discord: https://discord.gg/srHAEbDp9k

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

ChudCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	300
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Are you tired of being a /v/irgin chud? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we specialize in destroying all /v/irgin chuds! Join us and watch as your chud status gets obliterated in the most epic and hilarious ways possible. From explosive creeper pranks to lava pit challenges, we guarantee you’ll never be a chud again after joining our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and say goodbye to your chud days forever!

Minecraft SMP: The WWE is the lamest form of entertainment and people who enjoy Creeper Wrestling

Adults, boxing, children, creeper, Cult, Enjoy, Entertainment, Fake, Fans, Fighting, form, lamest, Minecraft, MMA, people, Perception, PRETEND, real, Reality, smp, staged, story line, strange, Support, Wrestlers, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8693
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Farms Harvested:	569	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring wrestling drama on TV? Do you want to experience REAL action and excitement? Then join our Minecraft SMP, where the battles are intense and the drama is non-stop!

Forget about fake storylines and scripted fights, on our server, every battle is a fight to the death (well, respawn point). You’ll have to use all your skills and cunning to survive against other players who will stop at nothing to take you down.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Wrestling Warriors, a group of players who dress up in ridiculous costumes and pretend to be wrestlers from the WWE. Join them in their epic battles and see if you have what it takes to become the next champion!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous wrestling action you’ve ever seen! Who needs the WWE when you can have this kind of fun?

Dad’sDaughter Drama Minecraft Server

childhood trauma, custody battle, DadsDaughter, Drama, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, family reconciliation, Family secrets, Family Support, family trauma, family unity, Family Values, Minecraft, Parent-child relationship, parental conflict, Server, sibling estrangement, step-sibling relationship, unresolved issues

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6979
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Crops Grown:	1169	Towns Built:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the plot of a telenovela.

Our server is perfect for those who thrive on chaos and drama, just like the time when Dad’s ex-wife got arrested in front of his daughter. It was a showdown that even the Ender Dragon would envy!

Join us and witness the epic saga of family feuds and grudges that would make even the villagers gossiping. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

So come on down and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might just uncover some hidden secrets and scandals along the way. Just remember, drama is always welcome here!

NoMILNoNickForYou

Agatha, Argument, baby, Carolyn, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, EMBARRASSMENT, family, Granddaughter, Harsh, Lena, maggie, margaret, MIL, Naming, Nickname, NoMILNoNickForYou, SIL, tradition, unreasonable

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9557
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where naming your in-game character after your mother-in-law is not only encouraged, but required for entry!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through virtual worlds while dodging backhanded comments and passive-aggressive remarks from your in-game MIL. Will you choose to honor her with a name like Margaret or Margot, or will you break tradition and go with something completely unexpected like Carolyn?

But beware, just like in real life, your MIL may spread rumors about your in-game character’s name behind your back, leading to epic battles and drama-filled confrontations with other players. Will you stand your ground and refuse to let her nickname your character “Maggie,” or will you give in to keep the peace in the virtual family?

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual family feud, where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and entertaining?

DeathDefyingMinecraftSMP

Adrenaline Rush, brush with death, close call, close to death, death-defying, DeathDefyingMinecraftSMP, Grateful, guardian angel, heart-pounding, heart-stopping, life changing, life flashing before my eyes, lucky to be alive, miraculous escape, narrow escape, Near Death Experience, near miss, out-of-body experience, second chance, Survival, thankful to be alive

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9181
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Holy Grails Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of almost dying in the most ridiculous ways possible! One time, I was mining for diamonds and accidentally dug straight down into a pool of lava, but luckily I had a bucket of water on me and managed to save myself by creating obsidian stairs to safety. Another time, I was exploring a dark cave and got ambushed by a group of creepers, but I managed to survive by using my expert parkour skills to dodge their explosions. If you want to test your luck and see how many times you can cheat death in Minecraft, this is the server for you!