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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 8744 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 165 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a dragon made entirely of cheese. They rode that cheesy dragon into battle against an army of evil bunnies, and emerged victorious with a block of enchanted butter as their prize.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Taco Castle, where players can feast on delicious tacos made of golden apples and emerald lettuce. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines, where skeletons breakdance and zombies do the cha-cha.
So what are you waiting for? Leave Warcraft in the dust and come join us on the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).