| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 448 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5598 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 50 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
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| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 8226 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 172 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!
But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.
And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.
So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 1914 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 93 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.
Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 3708 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6883 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.
But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!
So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 7729 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 187 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 28 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 7290 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
One time, a player was lost in the wilderness and about to starve to death when suddenly a group of friendly pigs appeared out of nowhere and led them to a secret underground feast hall filled with all the food they could ever dream of. It was like a bacon-filled miracle!
But the kindness doesn’t stop there. Our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you defeat the Ender Dragon by throwing snowballs at it until it gives up and flies away in shame. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just log on and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of parrots singing your favorite song.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then join us today and prepare for a wild ride of kindness and chaos!
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 111 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5987 |
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 640 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 3798 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2083 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 9088 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Join Ichigo as he builds a giant strawberry-themed castle, complete with a moat filled with actual strawberry milk. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Rukia trying to steal some of Ichigo’s strawberries (spoiler alert: she always fails).
But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground bunker where Aizen is plotting his next evil scheme. Will you be able to stop him in time, or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild wolves that have mysteriously turned pink?
So come on down to this wacky Minecraft server and help Ichigo have the relaxing day off he deserves (and maybe help him defeat a few bad guys along the way). See you there!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 7604 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Votes: | 4622 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have roll charts that will determine your fate in battles, making every fight a thrilling adventure. Plus, we have links to Total War: Warhammer III and Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, so you can immerse yourself in epic battles and conquer new lands.
But that’s not all! We also have hotfixes and devblogs to keep you updated on the latest game improvements. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we have older titles available for you to revisit and relive the glory days of gaming.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s conquer Bretonnia together and show the world what we’re made of!
