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MorningMobsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9928
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Villages Defended:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ores Mined:	2616
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Waking up and realizing you’re not on our epic Minecraft SMP server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing bandits, and a secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats (yes, really). Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate block-building master and conquer our crazy challenges like building a rollercoaster out of obsidian or creating a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig. Trust us, your day will never be the same once you join our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

SMP CriminalCrushers – Minecraft SMP

attraction, bad boys, controversial topics, criminal attraction, criminal behavior, criminal desire, criminal fantasies, CriminalCrushers, Criminals., dating preferences, foids, gender dynamics, Minecraft, relationships, sexual fantasies, sexual partners, sexual preferences, smp, social expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, taboo desires, taboo fantasies

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4188
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players who have a criminal record! That’s right, if you haven’t been arrested at least once, you’re not welcome here.

But don’t worry, being a criminal in real life doesn’t mean you have to be a criminal in the game. In fact, we encourage players to engage in all sorts of illegal activities, like stealing diamonds from other players, building secret underground bases, and even starting a black market for rare items.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to break the rules, then join us today! Just remember, snitches get stitches, so keep your criminal activities on the down low.

BroBroIncogMineCraft

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	730
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	787	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life siblings and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with iPad-addicted brothers who have no hobbies or social skills. On our server, you won’t have to worry about being associated with a sibling who hands in blank test papers to teachers just to spite them.

Imagine a world where your brother’s reputation doesn’t affect yours, where you can build your own success without being dragged down by his bad grades and spoiled brat attitude.

So come on over and join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! No sibling drama allowed, only fun and games in the world of Minecraft.

SecretSquirrelMC SMP

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8417
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you’re looking for some wild and wacky adventures!

Join us if you want to uncover the hidden secrets of the server, like the mysterious underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the secret society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But beware, because this SMP is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls, seeking revenge on anyone who dares to enter. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden in the depths of the ocean guarded by a giant squid with a taste for mischief.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and uncover the hidden madness of this Minecraft SMP, then come join us and see what innocent secrets you can uncover!

BlockMomsWisdom

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime! Our server is so epic, even your parents would approve. They probably told you to always strive for greatness, right? Well, on our server, greatness is just the beginning.

Imagine this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and show your parents that you’re not just a blocky builder, you’re a pixelated pioneer!

RussianTV Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4269
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our server is so lit, even the u.s. government is investigating it! that’s right, we’re so cool, they think we’re working with russian state television! but don’t worry, it’s just cuz we’re too awesome for them to handle. join us for some epic gameplay and crazy adventures. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a secret agent for a super secret spy agency! so what r u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

RedstoneSpy69

#intelligence agency, ACCUSATION, authoritarian regime, China, Chinese government, decades later, democracy movement, Espionage, Feds, freedom of speech, government corruption, HUMAN RIGHTS, political dissident, political persecution, pro-democracy activist, RedstoneSpy69, state security, Surveillance, tiananmen square, undercover agent, Whistleblower

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

So, like, this server is like a total blast, man. You gotta join cuz we got this crazy story about a Tiananmen Square pro-democracy activist who was actually a spy for China’s intelligence agency! Like, whoa, talk about a plot twist, am I right?

Join us and uncover the secret spy missions hidden within our pixelated world. Will you be able to uncover the truth and save the day? Or will you be caught up in a web of deception and intrigue? Only one way to find out, dude!

Plus, we have epic builds, awesome mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wild and wacky as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventure begin!

Elak’s World: Where the Economy is as Real as the Tribal Map and Custom Weapons!

Adventure, cleavers, Conquer, Custom, custom discord map, Decisions, DOMINATE, Earn, Economy, Elaks, in-game economy, Katanas, knives, Land System, Legacy, Map, Market system, real, Regions, smp, spend, Survival, Trade, Tribal, Tribes, weapons, world

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4547
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9846
Emeralds Found:	5387	Runes Activated:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

World of Elak [java 1.20.1]

Features

Survival Gameplay: Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.

Land System: Create and manage your own town with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving tribe.

Custom Discord Map: Use our unique map to buy and conquer regions with our in-game economy!

Economy: Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.

Custom weapons: Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!

Tribes: Form or join tribes with at least 2 players and dominate the world together. Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of Elak!

Join us now and start your adventure! (IP/Server info in our Discord)

Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by getting the IP/Server info on our Discord.
Is there a cost to play on the server?	No, the server is free to play.
Can I create my own town?	Yes, you can create and manage your own town with friends.
Are there any unique weapons in the game?	Yes, there are custom weapons like knives, katanas, and cleavers available.

BoobersCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6164
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the holy grail of boobers! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a magical Minecraft server where the pigs could fly and the cows could breakdance. Players roamed the land on giant chickens and battled against evil llamas with laser eyes. The trees were made of candy and the rivers flowed with chocolate milk. It was a place where anything was possible, and the only limit was your imagination.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this elusive bird, you’ll be the richest player in all the land.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have holy boobers instead? It’s a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

/cute/ SMP: MineCraftyQueer

adorable, animalistic, censored, cute, cutesexual, ears, EYES, fetish, Fluffy, Furry, Images, innocent, Kawaii, MineCraftyQueer, Paws, Petplay, Pussyfree, safe for work, Sexuality, smp, snouts, Wholesome

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5276
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of all those boring servers where people take themselves too seriously? Well, here you can only play as animals – whether you’re a fluffy kitten, a majestic unicorn, or a mischievous raccoon, the choice is yours! And forget about all those inappropriate builds – only cute and censored images are allowed here. Plus, we have a strict no-pussy policy and we’re proud to be a cutesexual community. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner animal and have a hilarious time with fellow furry friends, join us today!

NurseNotLiarMC

AITAH, apartment complex, Applying, Boundaries, Boyfriend, busy, Communication, Conversation, friendship, Honesty, instagram, Job, Lied, MAKING FRIENDS, Nurse, NurseNotLiarMC, Safety, small talk, Telling a Guy at Tennis, Tennis practice, Truth, work

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3583
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of your boyfriend getting jealous over innocent small talk at the tennis court? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without worrying about jealous boyfriends or nosy neighbors.

Imagine a world where you can tell people you’re a unicorn nurse who works at a magical hospital in the clouds. No more keeping track of lies or worrying about safety concerns – because let’s be real, the chances of a guy from the tennis court tracking you down in Minecraft are slim to none.

So come join us on our server, where you can be your true unicorn nurse self and leave the drama behind. Plus, we have epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and leave the real world drama at the door!