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BeepCraft Minecraft Server

ALERT, Beep, Beep Beep, beep beep alert, beep beep communication, beep beep noise, beep beep sound, BeepCraft, car horn, Communication, honk honk, Honking, Minecraft, noise, onomatopoeia, road safety, Server, sound effects, traffic, Transportation, Vehicle, Warning

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5064
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself (yes, he’s still alive and kicking in our server)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the fabled diamond-encrusted pizza that grants you unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow llamas to do your bidding.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – things tend to get a little wacky around here. beep beep

Social Justice Warriors Minecraft Server

activism, beta male, Cultural Marxism, DEI, Diversity equity and inclusion, feminism, gender equality, identity politics, intersectionality, Justice, Left-wing politics, liberal, Minecraft, Political Correctness, political ideology, Progressivism, Server, SJW, Social, Social Activism, social justice, SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR, the left, Warriors, Woke

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	114	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Are you tired of being called a beta male for caring about social justice and diversity? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your woke self without fear of being attacked by the right-wing trolls? Look no further, because our server is the perfect safe space for all you SJWs out there!

Join us and fight against the oppression of the patriarchy with your pixelated pickaxe! Build a utopia where everyone is treated equally, regardless of their block color or skin tone. Take down the capitalist pigs who hoard all the diamonds and distribute the wealth among the proletariat!

But beware, the right-wing trolls are always trying to infiltrate our server and spread their toxic masculinity. Show them that love and tolerance always triumph over hate and ignorance. So join us now and let’s create a Minecraft world where DEI reigns supreme and the beta males are the true alphas!

Country Minecraft SMP – Real Women Over Porn

Country, Minecraft, porn, real, smp, Women

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6776
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of people choosing pixelated porn over real women in your country? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only “blocky” relationships you’ll have to worry about are with creepers and villagers. Say goodbye to the woes of modern dating and hello to building epic structures and battling mobs with your new virtual friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures that will blow your mind (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)? Join us now and start crafting your way to a better, blockier future!

Pixel Love Minecraft Server

Anime, anime adaptation, comedy, FANTASY, husband and wife, invisible Man, Iwatobineko, love, Manga, Marriage, Minecraft, Otoko to Ningen Onna, oumei, PIXEL, romance, ROMANCECHADS, romcom, Server, Sonouchi Fuufu ni Naru Futari, Supernatural, THE INVISIBLE MAN AND HIS SOON-TO-BE WIFE, winning

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8691
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the wackiest adventures in the land of blocky goodness.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a ghostly figure appears before you. But don’t worry, it’s just the Invisible Man looking for his soon-to-be wife! Will you help him find love in this supernatural romcom manga come to life?

But that’s not all! We have ROMANCECHADS roaming around, ready to sweep you off your blocky feet with their charming pick-up lines and dashing armor. Who needs diamonds when you have a ROMANCECHAD by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey filled with love, laughter, and maybe a few explosions (we can’t promise anything). Don’t miss out on the fun, because on our server, anything is possible!

The Secret Agent Minecraft SMP

agent, Minecraft, secret, smp

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6867
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	35	Alien Abductions:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Welcome to TRVKE, the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn town is actually a giant llama-shaped castle, where the llamas are the rulers and demand sacrifices of wool and hay from all players.

2. Our Nether is a disco party zone, complete with glowstone dance floors and zombie pigmen DJs spinning fire beats.

3. The End dimension is not just for fighting the Ender Dragon – it’s also a tropical vacation spot with sandy beaches and End crystal cocktails.

4. Our community events include synchronized swimming competitions in lava lakes and pig racing tournaments where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where all the server admins live like mole people, plotting world domination through pixelated shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join TRVKE now and dive into a world of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft magic!

Dub City Minecraft Server

achievement, aspirations, city, Dedication, determination, dreams, Dub, dubs, goals, growth, hard work, inspiration, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, persistence, positivity, self improvement, Server, success, triumph, Victory, WINNERS, winning

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6571
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	4920	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is a noob? Well, look no further because on our server, only WINNERS get dubs! We’re talking about epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop action that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) at all times.

Join us if you want to prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion. We’ve got challenges that will test your skills to the max, and only the most skilled players will come out on top. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes on players who can’t handle the heat.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest adventurers can find. Legend has it that it’s guarded by a pack of diamond-armored pigs who will stop at nothing to protect their loot. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re a true Minecraft pro. Just remember, only WINNERS get dubs, so bring your A-game or prepare to be left in the dust.

Baker Brit Minecraft SMP – Bread Making Pro

assault, assisted dying, asylum seekers, Australia, Axed, Baker, bbc comedy, Bread, Brit, CPS, drug capital, Europe, Farage, Fire, Glasgow, grenfell, heroin addiction, Indigenous senator, jeremy clarkson, king charles, labour, London, making, milkshake, Minecraft, POL, Prison, PRO, racist abuse, reparations, rioter, Slavery, smp, Starmer, Vegetarian

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4028	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in Glasgow, where even the creepers are hooked on drugs.

Witness the epic Grenfell mark ii disaster unfold right before your eyes, as players scramble to escape the fiery wrath of the block of flats in Plaistow. Will you make it out alive or become a crispy bacon block?

Feeling rebellious? Join us and channel your inner Farage milkshake thrower as you unleash your assault skills on unsuspecting players. Just make sure you don’t end up like Victoria Thomas Bowen with a guilty plea!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the political drama of assisted dying and Labour’s budget definition, where billions of pounds hang in the balance. Will you be the hero that saves the day or the rioter who ends up shouting racist abuse in prison?

And don’t forget to catch the final season of the beloved BBC comedy that’s leaving fans devastated. It’s like watching your favorite sheep get sheared for the last time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure where older drivers over 70 are banned, Jeremy Clarkson roasts woke vegetarians, and King Charles gets heckled by Indigenous senators. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

Apricot, froot, geega, hajime, haruka, henya, Hime, Ironmouse, kson, kuro, Mata, mel, MICHI, Minecraft, Mouse, PixelPals, projektmelody, Server, vshojo, Vtubers, zen, zentreya

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8298
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Emeralds Found:	612	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Welcome to the Mikeypilled Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with VShojo and vtubers who will blow your mind with their epic gaming skills.

Imagine building a staircase to the heavens with Zen, only to have Mata come in and automate the whole process with Factorio. And don’t even get me started on Kuro, who once tamed a pack of Andy and Leyley to do his bidding.

But that’s not all! Hime will serenade you with her angelic voice while Henya solves complex puzzles with the power of her genius mind. And who could forget Mel, the virtual queen who will lead you on epic quests through the pixelated world.

Join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some epic adventures with the VShojo crew. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures

Adventures, All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Balmung, cc, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Goblet W27 P17 Yard & Pools, Golem, Golem Alts, Golem Alts Meetup, Halloween Musicals, Halloween Theme CC., LB W2 P10, Letter from the Producer LIVE LXXXIV, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Resources, smp, Sneaky Hollow Femlala Friday tea party, The Crow, Wolf’s Pier, XIV, xivg

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Villages Defended:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the mobs are as wild as the players!

Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a giant talking creeper who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. But watch out, because the pickaxe is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on chickens!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of hidden treasures, secret free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can trade in your loot for rare items like a diamond helmet shaped like a taco!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have epic meetups like the Femlala Friday tea party where you can sip on potions and gossip with other players. Or join the Halloween Musicals event where you can watch players perform spooky songs while dressed as skeletons!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of craziness and laughter like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

NightPlaza is your new home in the world of vanilla! Minecraft server

Community, family, free, Grief Protection, Lag-free, Plugins, RP commands, Server, Updates, Vanilla, vanilla community, Vanilla Experience, vanilla family, vanilla features, Vanilla Gameplay, vanilla minecraft, vanilla server, vanilla world, voice chat

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

NightPlaza is your new home in the world of vanilla!

No lags, just a pure vanilla server with voice chat and RP commands. We take the project seriously so that every visit you make is unforgettable. Come on in, it’ll be fun!

Features of the project:

• Good server characteristics (don’t worry about lags)

• Seriousness of development (We take the project seriously and want to make a truly perfect vanilla!)

• Voice chat (yes, you can not only write)

• RolePlay commands (/me smiles)

• Frequent updates and communication with the community

• No restrictions of the world, everything is like in vanilla!

• Protection against griefing

• Modern plugins and professionally configured server

At the moment, it is possible to join the server absolutely free! We have huge plans for the development of the project and we sincerely hope that you will become part of our family!

play.nightplaza.org

Funky Minecraft Server

APPEAL, clunky, dislike, Funky, Gaming, graphics, hate, Kids, micro transactions, microtransactions, Minecraft, Outdated, outdated graphics, pay to win, released in 2005, Server, Terrible, video games

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9916
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5279
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of boring, clunky, outdated games with microtransactions galore? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Plus, our graphics are so cutting-edge, they’ll make your eyeballs do a happy dance. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience pure, unadulterated Minecraft magic? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might want to reconsider).