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SoggyCreeperSoup

Cooking, cooking disasters, cooking fails, cooking mistakes, cooking pet peeves, cooking tips, culinary disasters, culinary pet peeves, dish, flavor, Food, food fails, food pet peeves, foodie problems, Ingredient, kitchen disasters, kitchen fails, ruins, SoggyCreeperSoup, Taste

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5927
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Are you tired of bland, boring Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied like a creeper explosion in your face? Well, look no further because our server is the spice you’ve been looking for in your virtual life! Join us and say goodbye to boring builds and hello to epic adventures!

Our server is like a gourmet buffet of fun, with endless possibilities and surprises around every corner. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a baby zombie on speed! Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where contestants compete to see who can slay the dragon in the most fabulous outfit. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon in a sequined gown and stilettos.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown like a creeper in a TNT factory. Don’t be a noob, be a legend!

GizmoGoneDryMC

80s, Billy, classic, Coating, comedy, Creatures, cute, FANTASY, gizmo, GizmoGoneDryMC, Gremlins film, Horror, hydrophobic substance, Mischief, Mogwai, Movie, Problems, Special effects, Spielberg, transpired, water resistant

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4741
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	172
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10

haha dis server is like if Gizmo from Gremlins was covered in hydrophobic stuff all da time! imagine all da chaos dat coulda been avoided if Gizmo was slick like dat! join dis server for all da wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans, just like if Gizmo was waterproof all da time! come join us and let’s make some mischief together!

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️ Where adults pretend they’re hermits and build stuff

Accelerated Leaf Decay, Adults, amd, anti-creeper., BUILD, California, club, discord server, end dimension, Enderman Grief, Fabric, Geophilic, Ghast, hermits, Minecarts, Nametag, Online webmap, PRETEND, ryzen, Shulkers, simple voice chat, smp, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory, Stuff, Theyre, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5444
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Star Shards Collected:	138
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

Hardware & Setup

CPU:	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM:	12GB (32GB total)
Location:	San Jose, California, United States
Platform:	Fabric 1.21

Mods & Tweaks

Tweaks:

4x Faster Minecarts (up to 32 b/s)
End dimension locked for majority of season
Mobs can now despawn with items/armor equipped. You need a nametag to keep them persistent in the world.

Notable Mods/Datapacks:

Worldgen: Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Geophilic, Structory
Simple Voice Chat (In-game VOIP)
Mobs can drop heads
Players can drop heads
Shulkers Drop 2 Shells
Anti-Creeper/Ghast/Enderman Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Online webmap: https://map.clubsmp.net/

Application

Join our Discord Server! : https://discord.gg/KRFKY28tMq
Read through our server guide + rules
Submit an application via our application link
Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Short Interview
Application Decision and Whitelist

JetTrainDerailmentMCServer

Accidents, derailment, disaster prevention, discussion, emergency response, India, Infrastructure, jet train, JetTrainDerailmentMCServer, learn from mistakes, lessons to be learned, News, public transportation, rail accidents, railway system, reddit, risk management, Safety, train travel, Transportation, travel safety

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1759
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
New Chunks Explored:	478840	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and wacky adventures.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas comes prancing by, dropping rare loot in their wake. Or how about the time when a group of friendly zombies decided to start a dance party in the middle of a creeper-infested forest? Anything can happen on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves to the beats of a DJ skeleton. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunt that leads to a hidden portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

WindowsFear Minecraft Server

afraid, apprehensive, booting, bros, Computer, computer science, dual boot, dual booting, fear, IT, Minecraft, Nervous, operating system, Server, software, Tech, tech support, Technology, Troubleshooting, windows, Windows OS, Windows partition, WindowsFear

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3295
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of being afraid to dual boot into Windows because you might accidentally delete your entire Minecraft world? Well fear no more, because on our server, we have a team of highly trained IT professionals ready to assist you in any tech-related crisis! Join us and never worry about losing your precious diamonds again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and is always up for a friendly game of hide and seek. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the tech support team save the day!

ExWifeVsGF Minecraft Server

AITAH, altercation, brothers, Cheating, current girlfriend, DISRESPECTFUL, Divorce, ex wife, ExWifeVsGF, family, fl, making, Minecraft, Orlando, plane ticket, separate room, Server, soon-to-be, Sunday dinner, trip, UNCOMFORTABLE, uninvited, vacation

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7840
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	257	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Alien Abductions:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Crops Grown:	2707
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s juicier than a ripe watermelon on a hot summer day? Well, look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers instead of actors and drama.

Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.

HangryCraft

birth control, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Dinner, disagreement, Dispute, family, FATIGUE, HangryCraft, hormones, Kids, leftovers, Marriage, Meal, nutrition, parenting, picky eater, Respect, Wife, work

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9560
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Towns Built:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Are you tired of dealing with drama at home and just want to escape to a world of blocks and endless possibilities? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!

Imagine a world where serving bean/cheese/hummus quesadillas to your virtual kids can lead to a full-blown argument with your virtual wife! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in the comfort of your own virtual home?

Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and maybe even settle the age-old debate of whether kids are actually “chronically constipated” (spoiler alert: they’re not). And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for serving leftovers or for being a tired parent – we’ve all been there!

So come join us on our server, where the only limits are your imagination and maybe a few hormonal disputes. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

PaycheckCraft

accomplishment, Adulthood, budgeting, Financial goals, financial independence, First Job, first paycheck, Investment, luxury item, milestone, money management, Necessities, PaycheckCraft, personal finance, Purchase, RESPONSIBILITY, REWARD, savings, SPENDING, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	173
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride pigs into battle against hordes of zombie chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even tame a dragon to fly around the map on!

Forget about your first paycheck, because on our server, you’ll be raking in virtual diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

FissileCraft – BlinkenApproved

blinken, BlinkenApproved, CAPABLE, Diplomacy, Enrichment, Fissile Material, FissileCraft, inspection, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, non-proliferation, nuclear program, nuclear weapons, one week, Producing, proliferation, sanctions, security threat, two weeks, uranium, Verification

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7064
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamonds for days and creepers that do the cha-cha slide. you wanna join cuz we got villagers that can do the macarena and skeletons that breakdance.

oh, and get this, our players can fly on pigs and ride llamas into battle. we even have a secret underground base where you can find the holy grail of minecraft – a block of cheese that grants wishes.

plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and a disco ball that plays dubstep music. so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this epic server, bro? come on, join us and let’s party like it’s 1999!

StreaksAndDisappointments

accomplishment, achievement, Behavior, Consistency, determination, Disappointment, goal-setting, habits, mindset, motivation, patterns, perseverance, persistence, personal growth, Psychology, Routine, self improvement, self-discipline, Streaks, StreaksAndDisappointments, success

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4601
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Crops Grown:	9394
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	33

join this epic minecraft server where we keep streaks going just because breaking them feels oddly disappointing. like, imagine the drama of being the one to break the streak, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers.

plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. you gotta join and help us stop them before it’s too late.

also, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds that will make you question your entire existence. it’s like a wild ride through the depths of your own soul, but with more explosions and lava.

so come join us on this wild adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. except maybe don’t feed the llamas after midnight, they tend to get a little cranky.