New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • CarCraft SMP – >when you install Arch on your new car

    CarCraft SMP – >when you install Arch on your new car
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 2027
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Farms Harvested: 670 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

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    🚗 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take things to a whole new level! Ever wanted to install Arch Linux on your car? Well, here you can do just that! Our server is filled with crazy mods and plugins that will have you driving around in a car powered by Linux in no time.

    Join us for epic car races where you can show off your mad Linux skills while zooming past your friends. But be careful, because the roads are filled with creepers and zombies who are just dying to crash your ride!

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take your car on a journey to the Nether? Who needs a portal when you can just drive straight into the fiery depths of the underworld? Just make sure you have enough gas to make it back in one piece!

    So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your car’s fuel tank). See you on the road, fellow Linux enthusiasts! 🚗🔥💻

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  • Scoreman’s Minecraft Server

    Scoreman’s Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 4186
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Runes Activated: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5134 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to join the most epic, outrageous, and downright crazy server out there? Well, look no further because Scoresman’s Minecraft server is where it’s at!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Scoresman decided to create a Minecraft server like no other. A server where you can get drunk, have fun, meet new friends, and maybe even find love (or just some good old-fashioned chaos).

    Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Scoresman appears, offering you a drink and a wild adventure. You’ll embark on quests, battle epic bosses, and maybe even stumble upon a secret disco party hidden deep within the server.

    So, if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time, then join Scoresman’s server today. Because remember, Scoresman is all about having a damn good time, and that’s exactly what you’ll get here. Cheers to that!

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  • Kevin’s BootyCraft Minecraft Server

    Kevin’s BootyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 4767
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Potions Brewed: 45
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Villages Defended: 11 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the legend of Kevin Nash’s butt lives on! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

    Witness men in Kevin’s ass, in different shades from brown to brass, all because his butt was…wait for it…RAPED! That’s right, his butt was the victim of a heinous crime by fourteen n*ggers who had no saviors in sight. But fear not, Diesel is crying, semen is flying, and Kevin’s butt is the talk of the town.

    In Detroit, Kevin was defenseless and the blackies were pleased as they devoured his ass for dinner. No judge found them guilty, and Kevin felt like he was being railed by horses. But don’t worry, his butt was raped [3x] and the whole world now knows the fate of Big Sexy’s sphincter.

    So come on down to our server, where panties are falling, Wolfie is bawling, and Big Zesty is crawling. Will to live has fallen, but the fun has just begun. Join us for a summer of ’92 you’ll never forget, where you’ll be glad it wasn’t you getting your butt raped [3x].

    Don’t miss out on the action-packed guitar solos, the crying and pleading from Kevin R. Nash, and the black erections rising. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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  • BlockyFamilyDrama

    BlockyFamilyDrama
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 1814
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 84 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 48

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your crazy family? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven away from all the madness. Join us and build your own virtual family with our friendly community of players.

    On our server, you won’t have to deal with abusive dads or crazy stepmoms trying to force you into their dysfunctional family dynamic. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft.

    Plus, if you ever need a break from the chaos, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. So come join us and leave all the family drama behind – we promise, no one will try to guilt trip you into joining their “loving family” here!

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  • CerealCraft: Where Toys Are Still Cool!

    CerealCraft: Where Toys Are Still Cool!
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 9109
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Mines Excavated: 1156
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old cereal with no fun surprises? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll make sure you never have a dull moment again! Our virtual cereal bowls are filled with epic loot and crazy prizes that will make you feel like a kid again. From diamond swords to enchanted armor, you never know what you’ll find in your breakfast bowl. So come join us and start your day off right with a heaping bowl of adventure and excitement!

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  • SushiCraft Minecraft Server

    SushiCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 4735
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Buildings Constructed: 39
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Enchantments Applied: 216
    Epic Quests Completed: 13 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Magical Moments Shared: 14
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the deadly japanese supplement that is killing players left and right! we have hidden caves filled with diamonds and secret potions that can protect u from the deadly supplement! only the bravest players can survive and conquer this server, so join now before it’s too late! plus, our server has a pet panda that can do backflips and shoot lasers from its eyes, how cool is that?! come join the madness and see if u have what it takes to survive the chaos!

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  • BlockyLove: A Minecraft Marriage

    BlockyLove: A Minecraft Marriage
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 1472
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Crops Grown: 7298 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

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    Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, man. Like, dis server is so lit, even a happily married couple decided to stop living just so dey could play on it together in da afterlife.

    We got like, crazy challenges and quests dat will make u pee ur pants with excitement. Like, one time dis dude tried to tame a creeper as a pet and it actually worked. Now he’s got a pet creeper named Bob who follows him around and blows up stuff on command.

    And don’t even get me started on da PvP battles. It’s like a freakin’ war zone up in here, man. U gotta be on ur toes at all times or u might get rekt by some noob with a wooden sword.

    So come join us on dis server and experience da madness for urself. Who knows, maybe u’ll even meet ur soulmate and decide to stop living just so u can play Minecraft together forever.

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  • REDE MTV

    REDE MTV
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 1211
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Chimeras Created: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    vanilla survival with advancement to top1 mcmmo, rank, money, cash and much more with assistant minions to help with farms

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  • ArcticChill Minecraft Server

    ArcticChill Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 3711
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 520603 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Star Shards Collected: 60
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Magic Items Found: 2848
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of freezing your blocky butt off in this harsh winter weather? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a virtual world where the sun is always shining and the only ice you’ll see is in your cool drinks by the poolside.

    Our server is so hot, it’ll melt the snow off your pixelated nose and warm your pixelated toes. Plus, we have a secret underground lava spa where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and building.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to winter woes! Your virtual paradise awaits, my friend.

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  • CraftyTime Travel Minecraft Server

    CraftyTime Travel Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 2624
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 24 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Towns Built: 8 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

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    Yesterday, our server made history too! We had the first player ever build a castle in under 10 seconds – and it was made entirely out of diamond blocks! Join us and be a part of the madness as we break records left and right. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. The possibilities are endless on our server – come join the fun!

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  • JunkDrawerCraft

    JunkDrawerCraft
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 2612
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Magic Items Found: 7303
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate junk drawer of the Minecraft world! Why settle for just any old server when you can join ours and experience the chaos and madness that comes with it?

    Our server is so wild that the only item a junk drawer must have before becoming a true junk drawer is a diamond-encrusted rubber chicken! Yes, you heard that right. This rare and valuable item is the key to unlocking all the craziness that our server has to offer.

    But that’s not all! Once you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a band of mischievous llamas who will guide you through our wacky world. From giant floating islands made entirely of cake to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs a regular old junk drawer when you can have a diamond-encrusted rubber chicken and llamas as your guides?

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