CAR BASS MIX Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MemeCraft

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4919
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ores Mined:	3177
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question the whereabouts of Yahweh during historical events? Look no further! Join our server and explore the mysteries of the Second Temple destruction while building your own virtual empire. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind Rabbi Yeshua’s teachings and their impact on inbreeding deformities. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. So why wait? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Crafty Baldur’s Gate Bros – where we mine, craft, and slay dragons together! Join ‘/bgg/’ now!

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on a journey through Ramazith’s Tower Edition, where you’ll face challenges, romance companions, and even consume tadpoles without consequences (well, maybe just a little DC21 Wisdom check).

Our server is so intense that you’ll have to decide between the Underdark or Mountain Pass, or why not both? Clear them on higher difficulties for the ultimate loot and experience. And don’t forget about The Dark Urge, it’s like “Tav+” but with additional content and the risk of losing companions if you don’t complete quests the “right” way.

But wait, there’s more! Enable Karmic Dice to avoid those pesky streaks of low or high rolls, and make sure to knock out Minthara in Act 1 if you want to recruit her without going down the evil path (you’ll miss out on a sex scene, but who needs that anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on a journey full of romance, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you there!

Wage Cage Warriors Minecraft Server – Where we mine for diamonds and escape the 9-5 grind!

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8788
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	New Chunks Explored:	964441
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Are you tired of the mundane grind of the real world, bros? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can escape the wage cage and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Imagine a place where you can build a house out of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed.

Join us and say goodbye to the soul-crushing monotony of everyday life. Instead, embark on epic quests, engage in epic battles with other players, and maybe even discover a secret treasure hidden deep within the virtual world.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination. But be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave. So come on, bros, let’s escape the wage cage together and have the time of our lives!

Yamada’s Blocky Band: Where Creepers Jam and Endermen Dance

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2547
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2383	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate paradise for music-loving anime fans! Join us and you’ll get to hang out with your favorite musician anime girls while mining diamonds and battling creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DJ Creeper, who spins sick beats while dropping explosive dubstep remixes. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden jukebox in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock a secret concert featuring Hatsune Miku herself!

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can party with your favorite anime girls and jam out with DJ Creeper? Join us now and let the music and madness begin!

Crafty Chemist’s Crappy Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1461
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even our poo smells like chemicals! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their poo started smelling like lavender and unicorns. True story. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake. So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and the smell of your poo)!

SnowbunnyCraft: Where white teens get snowed in with epic adventures!

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2281
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your Google search results? Look no further! Our server is like a crazy mix of huge black cocks pounding cute wonderbread American girls and ugly flabby white guys with average sized dicks! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs BBC memes when you can have a server this insane? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and maybe a little confused)!

YogurtCraft: Where cows play guitars and creepers bust a move! Rock out in our pixelated world!

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1381
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	248
Towns Built:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more dances than a disco ball on steroids, with hits like “Angelfish,” “Pretender,” and “Watashi Idol Sengen” that will have you grooving all night long.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for the ultimate K-pop experience with “Violera,” where you can dance your heart out to the latest beats. And if you’re feeling hungry, why not take a break and listen to the soothing sounds of “Pizza”?

And if you’re looking for some 3D fun, we’ve got you covered with dances like “Kinyoubi no Ohayo” and “Yuki no Hana” that will have you feeling like you’re right in the middle of the action.

So why wait? Join us on this wild ride of music, dance, and pure insanity. Who knows, you might even spot Cirno doing the perfect math class dance in 3D! It’s all happening on our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops.

BorderBlockersCraft: Where devs troll with borders and blockades!

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3725
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Come join our Minecraft server where the devs have gone absolutely bonkers with their plot protection! They’ve built borders and blockades around high level areas to keep you from breaking the plot…or maybe they just don’t want you finding their secret stash of diamond blocks! Who knows what mysteries lie beyond those barriers – will you be the one to uncover the truth, or will you be forever stuck on the wrong side of the fence, staring longingly at the forbidden lands? Join now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

– LOLcraft: “Sick Surprise Edition” – ZombieVirusCraft: “The Element of Surprise” – IllnessCraft: “Unexpectantly Infected” – SneakySicknessCraft: “A Healthy Dose of Chaos” – SurpriseSickCraft: “Unexpectedly Ailing Adventures”

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9116
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Crops Grown:	8675
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player on our server accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with rainbow wings. And guess what? The pig-icorn went on to lead an army of chickens in a battle against an army of evil llamas. It was epic, trust me.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the creepers show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you laughing, surprised, and entertained, then look no further. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll discover a secret potion that turns you into a talking sheep. The possibilities are endless!

GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft! Join the adventure now!

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	707
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	158	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and a sprinkle of chaos.

Picture this: you log onto our server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. Not only that, but our server has a secret underground disco club where the villagers go to party after dark. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!