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| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 9167 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7657 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
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