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  • Goon Captions Requests Minecraft SMP

    Goon Captions Requests Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 5355
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Dimension Hops: 14 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Buildings Constructed: 41
    Villages Defended: 18 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the creepers wear party hats and the villagers break out into dance numbers every time you trade with them.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that he can lay golden eggs and shoot laser beams from his eyes. Rumor has it that whoever can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity works in mysterious ways and pigs can fly (literally)? Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of magic. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy Minecraft SMP!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Where’s Whiteline Anon and His Profitable Short Positions? Minecraft SMP

    Where’s Whiteline Anon and His Profitable Short Positions? Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 8510
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Crops Grown: 4511
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of losing money in the stock market because of shady characters like whiteline anon? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to escape the chaos of Wall Street and start making some serious virtual cash!

    Join us and embark on a hilarious quest to track down whiteline anon and his dastardly short positions. Will you uncover his secret lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear? Or will you team up with other players to take him down once and for all?

    But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a thriving economy where you can buy and sell goods, participate in wacky minigames, and even run your own virtual business. Who needs the stock market when you can become a virtual millionaire in our crazy Minecraft world?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the laughter and chaos begin! Just watch out for those sneaky short sellers…

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WaWa’s World – Minecraft Server

    WaWa’s World – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 6275
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as an Austrian tour guide on a sugar rush? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even GWS Raden himself would be impressed. Join now for a chance to win a Vita Ramen collab with Kiara – because who wouldn’t want to eat ramen with a virtual idol?

    Plus, stream all of Kiara’s hit songs like Hero For a Day, Love Rush, and even MindCraft – because who doesn’t love a good Minecraft-themed bop? And if you’re new to Kiara, check out some of her best streams to get a taste of the chaos.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • No Homo Minecraft SMP

    No Homo Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 8392
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 19 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Look no further, because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of laughs.

    Our server is so awesome that even Hollywood wants to make a movie about it. But don’t worry, it’s definitely not about homosexuality. In fact, our server is so manly that even the creepers are afraid to come near us.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in a world where anything is possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft community).

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Sir’s Decision Minecraft Server

    Sir’s Decision Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 6544
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Epic Shields Constructed: 29
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you follow the rules and play by the book? Well, look no further, because our server is a wild and crazy ride that will have you laughing your blocky butt off!

    Join us for epic adventures like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns, or when we had a massive chicken parade through the village square. And don’t even get us started on the time we built a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into sheep. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • One Piece Minecraft SMP

    One Piece Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 6356
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Void Armor Forged: 10
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to see someone build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.

    Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From the player who insists on only speaking in pig Latin to the one who builds roller coasters that go straight into lava pits, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    So why join? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP that’s as bonkers as this one? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers hiding around every corner!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

    ✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 2063
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Falling into the Void: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 44 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    ✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

    ✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

    ✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

    ✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

    ✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

    ✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

    ✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

    ✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

    ✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

    ✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

    ⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

    ⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

    ⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

    ❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

    MCRB.SKYBARS.ME

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Liberty Craft Minecraft Server

    Liberty Craft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 8678
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Alien Abductions: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Towns Built: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server’s Gini coefficient is off the charts at 0.99! That’s right, we have more inequality than the entire world’s national economies combined.

    Join us and watch as liberalization leads to chaos and mayhem, with markets existing only in relationship to diamonds and emeralds. Lefties beware, because on our server, liberty leads to inequality and inequality leads to enmity.

    Forget about the motto of France, because on our server, it’s every player for themselves in a wild world where anything can happen. So come join us and experience the ultimate delusion in the world of Minecraft!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Regretful Married Men SMP: Don’t Do Minecraft SMP

    Regretful Married Men SMP: Don’t Do Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 3736
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 97
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    New Chunks Explored: 96299 Enchantments Applied: 294
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being tied down by marriage and kids in real life? Do you wish you could escape to a virtual world where you can be a single, rich, and child-free player on a Minecraft SMP server? Well, look no further because our server offers the ultimate escape from reality!

    Join our server and live out your wildest dreams of being a carefree bachelor with endless riches and no responsibilities. Build extravagant mansions, drive fancy cars, and party like there’s no tomorrow in our virtual world.

    But beware, drama and chaos await you as you navigate through the treacherous waters of relationships and parenthood on our server. Will you choose to settle down and start a virtual family, or will you continue living the single life in our crazy Minecraft SMP world?

    So come join us and experience the ultimate escape from reality on our server. Who needs real life when you can have all the fun and excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyWarfare – Minecraft Server

    BlockyWarfare – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 1374
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2957 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive gameplay and intense battles in the Citadelle des Morts! Watch out for zombies, skeletons, and creepers as you navigate through the treacherous terrain.

    Our Season 1 Patch Notes are so epic, they’ll make you question reality. With updates like flying pigs and rainbow unicorns, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Explore the Black Ops 6 / Warzone Trello Boards where you can suggest new features like a diamond sword that shoots lasers. The possibilities are endless!

    Don’t miss out on our Weapon Builds section where you can create a sword made out of cheese or a bow that shoots flaming arrows. The only limit is your imagination!

    And if you’re feeling competitive, check out our Black Ops 6 Camo Tracker to see who has the most stylish armor in all of Minecraft land.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Polish Culture Moment Minecraft SMP

    Polish Culture Moment Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 6862
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 223

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a crazy ride through the blocky world of Minecraft, where you can build, mine, and prank to your heart’s content.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that the chest was guarded by a pack of mischievous chickens who would peck anyone who dared to approach. But this brave player outsmarted the chickens and claimed the treasure as their own.

    But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles, where players face off in epic duels to prove who is the ultimate warrior. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our secret underground society of builders who create mind-blowing structures that defy the laws of physics.

    So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft SMP!

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