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BlockyBattles Minecraft Server

blockybattles, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Deal, Diplomatic, gaza, Hamas, Hostage, international relations, Israel, mediation, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, Palestinian territories, Peace, Political, Proposal, rejection, Server, Terrorism, Truce, War

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! Let me tell ya ’bout this epic Minecraft server where crazy stuff goes down 24/7! We got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Israel and Hamas tried to join in on the fun. They were all like, “Yo, can we trade some diamonds for some hostages and a ceasefire?” And we were all like, “Nah, bro, we’re too busy building giant statues of Steve riding a dragon.”

So come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take anything too seriously. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Zelenskyy’s Illegitimate Server

afd, Boycotts, bundestag, controversy, Democracy, diplomatic relations, Europe, extremism, far right, German, Government, illegitimate, international relations, nationalism, opposition, Politics, president, Server, Speech, Ukraine, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	383
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

so like, this server is like the craziest place to be, man. we got dragons flying around and unicorns prancing through fields of diamonds. but like, the best part is that our president is a legit unicorn named Zelenskyy. he’s so cool that even the far-right AfD in Germany called him “illegitimate” because they were jealous of his unicorn powers. but like, who cares about them when you can join our server and hang out with a legit unicorn president? come join us and boycott boring servers, man. unicorns rule!

BotBots & Peeps

Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Behavior, BotBots, conformity, Expectations, Human Behavior, Human nature, human-like robots, Humanity, machine learning, Peeps, people, robotic behavior, Robots, social expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, societal roles, society, Technology, technology advancement

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4698
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

lol join our server for the most wacky and wild time of your life! we got robots pretending to be humans and humans pretending to be robots. it’s a total mind twist, dude. you never know who’s who! one time, a robot started speaking in emojis and everyone thought it was a new language. it was cray cray! if you wanna experience the ultimate identity crisis, come join us. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. it’s lit, fam. so come on down and join the fun!

PollutionPurgeCraft

deaths, Environment, Global, health, Pollution, pollution awareness, pollution consequences, pollution control, pollution crisis, pollution data, pollution deaths, pollution effects, pollution health risks, Pollution impact, pollution mortality, pollution prevention, pollution research, pollution solutions, pollution statistics, pollution study, PollutionPurgeCraft

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3722
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Divine Spears Created:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Crops Grown:	6597

Yo, so like, this server is lit AF cuz we got like, a global scale of deaths caused by pollution laid bare, but like, in Minecraft form. Join us and witness the chaos as players battle it out in a post-apocalyptic world filled with toxic waste and mutant creatures. Will you survive the madness or become just another victim of the pollution? Only one way to find out, join us now and embrace the insanity!

Finallai: Where even creepers think twice about blowing up your stuff!

Auctionhouse, Aureliumskills, battlepass, blowing, Coreprotect, CREEPERS, Dailyrewards, DecentHolograms, DeluxeMenus, eGlow, Finallai, Gaming, Griefprevention, Jobs, MCMMO, minecraft adventure, Multiverse-Core, Mythicmobs, Quests, Semi Vanilla, Spark, Stuff, UltimateAirdrops, Ultracosmetics, Worldguard

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Finallai Minecraft Server

Features
mcMMO
AureliumSkills
Jobs
AuctionHouse
GriefPrevention
Multiverse-Core
BattlePass
DailyRewards
UltimateAirdrops
UltraCosmetics
eGlow
DecentHolograms
MythicMobs
Quests
DeluxeMenus
CoreProtect
WorldGuard
spark

Join Finallai, a premier Minecraft server with a vibrant community and exciting features!

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/tkEHNNd85w

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, simply launch Minecraft and enter the server IP address or domain name.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. Rules can be found on our Discord server.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

A: Of course! Feel free to invite your friends to join the Finallai Minecraft server and explore together.

Q: Are there any special events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we regularly host special events, competitions, and challenges for players to participate in and win exciting rewards.

AutistCraft Minecraft Server

anti-social, autism, AutistCraft, brain damaged, bright future, bugs, Community oriented, family-oriented, healthy White people, heavy metals, homosexuals, independent, infantile fetishes, mentally diseased, Minecraft, mutational genetic load, narco abusers, neurological damage, niggers, Poos, Server, sexual fetishes, societal chaos, sperging, spics, white society

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9758
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have banned all heavy metals to prevent any neurological damage! Join us and escape the clutches of society’s outcasts who are causing chaos with their infantile and sexual fetishes. We are creating a white, family-oriented community free from the burden of brain-damaged individuals. Say goodbye to autism and hello to a bright future with healthy White people! So come on, join us and build a world without the chaos of society’s rejects. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

Arisu Oshiro, Chiaki Katsumi, Chio Chompi, Chronicle, covers, Daiya Fortuna, Idol, Kanna Yanagi, Kawaii, Lottie Shinju, Minecraft, Miuna Usako, Official Links, original songs, PixelFriends, PixelLink, PixelLink General, PixelPals, PixelStart+, Raki Kazuki, Reverie, schedules, Server, Specialite., V-Dere, V&U, V4Mirai

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6659
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Magic Items Found:	2115	New Chunks Explored:	916709
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than this server, where the players are crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Join us for a chance to play with the most entertaining group of gamers you’ll ever meet. From a clumsy girl next door who does ASMR to a delulu cutie who dominates soulslikes, we’ve got it all.

But wait, there’s more! Our gremlin dino baby will have you rolling on the floor with peepeepoopoo jokes, and our challenge gamer will make you question your own gaming skills.

And don’t even get us started on our original songs and covers. From “RAKTOBER” to “HAPPY HALLOWEEN,” our PixelStart+ crew will have you jamming out like never before.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!

StepMomSwapsFamTrips

Africa, Argument, chance, colonizers, DAUGHTER, Difficult, Divorce, family, insult, Invitation, missionaries, opportunity, remarriage, Resentment, Safari, softball tournament, Son, STEPDAUGHTER, StepMomSwapsFamTrips, Tears, travel offer

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6672
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	73	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	151	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure that’s more intense than trying to plan a family trip to Africa with your ex-wife’s daughter!

Experience the thrill of navigating through treacherous terrain, just like navigating through family drama. Build your own safari camp and invite your son and his family to join you on epic quests. But be warned, there may be unexpected twists and turns, just like unexpected arguments with family members.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to explore the wilderness and mend broken family relationships, all while avoiding “colonizers” and softball tournaments. Join our server now for a safari adventure like no other!

Bedrock Bliss Minecraft Server

aging, bedrock, Bliss, Communication, Confidence, coping strategies, Emotional support, Intimacy, long-term relationships, Marriage, marriage counseling, mental health, Minecraft, open communication, performance anxiety, physical changes, relationship advice, self esteem, Server, sexual dysfunction, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, Therapy

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8757
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in the bedroom? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save your virtual love life! Join us and experience a world where your block-placing skills translate to epic moves between the sheets. Who needs Viagra when you have diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes to spice things up? Trust us, your partner will be begging for more once they see your redstone creations. So come on, join our server and get ready to mine, craft, and get freaky like never before!

WorldChangerCraft

dream change, dream scenario, global change, global impact, ideal transformation, ideal world, impactful change, Positive Change, positive transformation, societal revolution, societal shift, societal transformation, transformative ability, transformative power, utopian vision, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking, world betterment, world change, world improvement, WorldChangerCraft

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	175
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	7

What if you woke up tomorrow with the ability to change one thing about the world – like turning all the creepers into fluffy kittens or making diamonds rain from the sky? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can make all your wildest dreams come true! Join us and become the ultimate world-changer, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So come on, join us and let’s make the world a crazier, more hilarious place, one block at a time!