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  • FURRY JOI THREAD Minecraft SMP

    FURRY JOI THREAD Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 183
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 45 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Emeralds Found: 2442 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Magic Items Found: 7334 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5

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    Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft SMPs? Looking for a server that’s as wild and wacky as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than our Furry JOI/JOE/Caption Thread #406 (Jerk Off Instructions, Encouragement, and Captions) – Lizard Wife (Male) Edition!

    Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can get your daily dose of furry fun while building epic structures and battling creepers. Need some encouragement to keep mining that diamond? We’ve got you covered with our JOI/JOE posts that will have you laughing and mining at the same time.

    And if you’re feeling creative, why not try your hand at making some hilarious captions with our free caption making software? Who knows, you might just become the next meme sensation of the server!

    So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might even find your lizard wife (male) waiting for you in the pixelated sunset. It’s a wild ride, but hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

    Hottest Minecraft Server
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  • Emo Girl’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Emo Girl’s Fun Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 2344
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Farms Harvested: 295 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 38 Players Killed by Monsters: 5085

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

    Speedrun Smp Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Caption Craze – Join the LOLz on Server #688.5

    Crafty Caption Craze – Join the LOLz on Server #688.5
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 7504
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Alien Abductions: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Emeralds Found: 1467
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take “going green” to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

    Picture this: Bianca, Nera, and Deborah from Dragon Quest V are getting ready to enjoy their wedding night with Madison… in Minecraft! Who knew virtual weddings could be so epic?

    But that’s not all! We have comfort caps galore, so you can relax and unwind in style. Share your favorite caps and get ready to laugh until you cry.

    And don’t forget to check out our Discord servers, where the party never stops. Join The Stash or The Swirlin Swarm for even more madness and mayhem.

    So why wait? Jump into our Minecraft server today and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next!

    Senpai Minecraft Servers
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  • CompliMentally SMP

    CompliMentally SMP
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 4047
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 11 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where the weirdest compliment you’ll get is “Your pickaxe skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a pickaxe wizard or something?”

    Our server is filled with crazy characters and even crazier builds. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle against an army of creepers. And guess what? The chicken won. True story.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server now and get ready to be complimented in the most bizarre ways possible. Who knows, you might even become the next pickaxe wizard!

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  • PixelVisionLASIK

    PixelVisionLASIK
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 5833
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Ores Mined: 7588
    Gods Slained: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of squinting at your screen while playing Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we offer free virtual lasik eye surgery for all players! Say goodbye to blurry vision and hello to crystal-clear blocky landscapes.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village populated entirely by talking pigs who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of bacon. Join us and witness the bacon revolution firsthand!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a dimension where all the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs. So come on over and experience the wacky wonders of our Minecraft world – you won’t regret it!

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  • BoomerLeaks Nursing Home Security

    BoomerLeaks Nursing Home Security
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 6160
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20
    Votes: 532 Dragon Scales Harvested: 340
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? retired intelligence officers, like the ones who used to be all sneaky and stuff, are now in a nursing home, right? and get this, they’re leaking all this super top secret classified info to the nursing home staff! like, imagine being a nurse and finding out that mrs. smith in room 203 used to be a spy or something. it’s like a real life spy movie, but in a nursing home! join our minecraft server and uncover all the crazy secrets these old spies are spilling. it’s gonna be wild, dude. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insane adventure!

    Dating Minecraft Server
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  • What is the IP for Mumbo Jumbo Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Mumbo Jumbo Minecraft Server?
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 4146
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Votes: 3739

    New Minecraft ServersMumbo Jumbo is a British YouTuber and Minecraft content creator known for his redstone engineering skills and entertaining commentary. Starting his channel in 2012, he has gained a massive following with millions of subscribers tuning in to watch his tutorials, Let’s Play videos, and Hermitcraft series. Mumbo Jumbo is also a successful Twitch streamer and has collaborated with other popular Minecraft YouTubers.

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  • Clyme Games

    Clyme Games
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 404
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Clyme Games Network- COMING SOON! Experience skyblock redone with custom models, textures, mechanics and much more. Compatible with any version of minecraft 1.18.x-1.21.x For any questions please join the discord.

    play.clyme.games

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  • 🏕️ THE DUBSTEP SMP 🏕️ No dancing allowed! 18+ only! Apply for a spot now! 🕺🚫🎶

    🏕️ THE DUBSTEP SMP 🏕️ No dancing allowed! 18+ only! Apply for a spot now! 🕺🚫🎶
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 710
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Villages Defended: 17
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

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    Club SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/heroes-multiverse-fisk-heroes-server/">Minecraft Server</a>

    About Us

    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

    We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

    Hardware & Setup

    Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

    Platform Fabric 1.21
    Location San Jose, California, United States
    CPU AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
    RAM 10GB (32 Total)

    Mods & Tweaks

    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features, which can be seen here.

    Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

    • Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
    • Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
    • ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
    • Mobs & Players Drop Heads
    • Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
    • Accelerated Leaf Decay
    • Minecarts now run 4x faster
    • Online Webmap

    Application

    Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

    1. Join our Discord Server here!
    2. Read through our server guide + rules
    3. Submit an application via our application link
    4. Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
    5. Short Interview
    6. Application Decision and Whitelist

    Magical Girl Mememe Minecraft Server
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  • Ninja Village Minecraft Server

    Ninja Village Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 5283
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3073
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Towns Built: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Dimension Hops: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in the crowd? Well, look no further because on our server, YOU can become the Hokage! That’s right, channel your inner ninja and become the ultimate leader of the village.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most powerful mobs you’ve ever seen. From giant creepers that explode with glitter to zombie pigs that drop diamonds, you’ll never run out of epic loot to collect.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s like a party in the sky, and you’re invited!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the legendary Hokage. Believe it!

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  • Ice Cold Bang’s Minecraft SMP

    Ice Cold Bang’s Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 7970
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Void Gems Collected: 26
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing colder than our ice cold biomes is the bang energy drinks we chug while playing. Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Join us for some virtual weed farming and relaxation.

    Are you tired of being surrounded by people in real life? Come join our SMP where you can be alone in your own virtual world. Build your dream base without any pesky neighbors trying to steal your diamonds.

    But beware, the mobs in our world are no joke. Rumor has it that the creeper king rules over a kingdom of explosive minions, ready to blow up anything in their path. Will you be able to survive the madness and claim your place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?

    So grab your pickaxe, stock up on bang energy drinks, and get ready for a wild ride in our crazy Minecraft world. Join us if you dare, but be warned, once you enter, there’s no going back.

    Top Games Minecraft Server
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  • SecretSO_SMP: Minecraft SMP

    SecretSO_SMP: Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 3777
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 24
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 15
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

    Join us if you want to uncover scandalous secrets about your fellow players that will make your jaw drop. From secret underground bases to hidden alliances, this server is a hotbed of intrigue and betrayal.

    But that’s not all! We also have epic battles between factions that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain who brings chaos to the server? The choice is yours!

    So come on, join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Rebirth Minecraft Servers
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  • BlockyBedBuddies

    BlockyBedBuddies
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 9030
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 136 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Meteorites Collected: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience the wildest and wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

    Imagine this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while showering you with golden carrots. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens armed with diamond swords and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full battle armor.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is the only place where you can find a secret portal to the mystical land of Llamalandia, where llamas rule the land and have built a thriving civilization complete with llama skyscrapers and llama-powered flying machines.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

    Big Mommy Milkers Minecraft Server
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