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Supreme Court Saves Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you tired of worrying about Trump taking away your precious pixelated guns in Minecraft? Fear not, for on our server, the Supreme Court has ruled in favor of keeping all guns in the virtual world safe and sound! Join us and fight for your right to bear blocky arms in epic battles against creepers and skeletons. Who needs real-life politics when you can have all the gun-toting fun in Minecraft? Join now and let freedom ring…in the form of explosive TNT cannons!

Kids and Fat Horse Dicks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	978
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1289
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Enchantments Applied:	64	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further! We have a strict “no chill” policy, where we encourage players to go all out in their shenanigans.

Join us if you want to build giant statues of bacon, ride pigs into battle, and create elaborate traps for unsuspecting players. Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters and master trolls, so get ready for some epic laughs.

Oh, and did we mention that we have a tradition of hosting weekly “firewall brownskins and throw jews in fire” events? It’s like a crazy game of hot potato, but with a twist! Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we think).

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a blast in a Minecraft world like no other, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep your sense of humor handy. See you in the game!

Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	823
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Dragon Eggs Found:	1958	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures, where the game design is so good, it’s practically divine! Our server is like no other, with crazy events and challenges that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie pigs riding on top of flying llamas. It was a sight to behold, and they knew they had found their new home in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a talking cow who gives out the best loot in the game. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a chicken suit, you’ll unlock the power to control time itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wonderful journey through the world of Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you on the other side, adventurer!

Fem Turds, Not Her Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3883
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	220	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone looks the same? Join our server and stand out from the femturds! We have a secret potion that will transform you into a majestic unicorn with rainbow powers. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So come join us and unleash your inner unicorn warrior!

”> Be Me Minecraft Server”

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4291
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Dimension Hops:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Farms Harvested:	175
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Divine Spears Created:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
New Chunks Explored:	906676	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

> Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the woes of real life like this poor balding guy!

> Our server is so magical that it can reverse hair loss and give you luscious locks of hair in-game!

> Take on the role of a powerful wizard who can cast spells to make your enemies’ hair fall out while yours grows thicker and fuller!

> And don’t worry about any weird side effects like growing cup tits and lactating, because on our server, anything is possible!

> Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing that it can even reverse the effects of the COVID vaccine! Say goodbye to any worries about side effects and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure!

> So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to your balding woes in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Blacked General Minecraft SMP – #3348

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	639
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Animals Bred:	105
Divine Spears Created:	26	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Votes:	3705	Crops Grown:	1783
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	34
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where cute hebes and huge black dicks roam free! Trust us, you’ve never seen a more beautiful sight in all of Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. From battling dragons with nothing but a carrot to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for some AI assistance, we’ve got you covered with NovelAI V.3. Just $25 a month for unlimited gens – because who needs diamonds when you have unlimited creativity at your fingertips?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a hebe and black dick parade – and trust us, it’s a sight you’ll never forget.

Survival on YouTube server Minecraft

#youtube, description, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2318
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Magic Items Found:	1653
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

The owner of the “Survival on YouTube” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

SurvivalYoutuberXra2.aternos.me

Cool Songs Thread Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6513
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself logs on just to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.

Don’t believe us? Just check out the link above for proof that our server is the place to be for all your Minecraft shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

The Rock’s Minecraft SMP Gang

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2678
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP where you must choose to align yourself with The Rock or face the consequences of being against The Rock. Will you be a jabroni or will you rise to the challenge and show your true strength? The choice is yours, but beware, The Rock always knows his role and will lay the smackdown on anyone who dares to defy him. So, are you ready to enter the ring and show The Rock what you’re made of? If you smell what The Rock is cooking, then come join us and let the chaos begin!

”>I Can’t President Minecraft Server”

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1226
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Are you tired of being a regular player on boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become the President of your own virtual country! That’s right, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, now you can make important decisions like what color to paint the White House in your Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and ride into battle on the backs of these majestic creatures as you compete for the title of Llama Champion.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? Don’t worry, he’s harmless… most of the time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness!