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CraftyVietSeaClaim

CraftyVietSeaClaim, east asia, exclusive economic zone, extended continental shelf, Geopolitics, international arbitration, international law, maritime boundaries, maritime resources, regional security, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, territorial waters, UN claim, UNCLOS, united nations, Vietnam, Vietnam-China relations, Vietnam’s maritime claims

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1100	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Items Found:	4013

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE CONTINENTAL SHELF THAN VIETNAM IN SOUTH CHINA SEA. WE GOT SO MUCH LAND YOU’LL NEVER RUN OUTTA SPACE TO BUILD YO CASTLE. PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND MERMAIDS. COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE EPIC BATTLE FOR THE CONTINENTAL SHELF. LET’S SHOW VIETNAM WHO’S BOSS IN THIS MINECRAFT WORLD. #CONTINENTALSHELFWAR #MERMAIDTREASURE #LOLZ

JavaPieCraft

Apple Pie, brewed beverages, caffeine fix, caffeine withdrawal, cinnamon, coffee, coffee addiction, coffee drinkers, coffee flavors, coffee substitute, desperate measures, dog shit, flavored coffee, flavored water, JavaPieCraft, morning pick-me-up, morning rituals, morning routine, pantry staples, running out of coffee, shelved beverages

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Yo, come join this epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun, it’s like drinking coffee flavored water but way better! We don’t just build houses, we build entire cities made out of apple-pie-and-cinnamon flavored blocks! And don’t worry about running out of coffee, we have a never-ending supply of caffeine to keep you mining and crafting for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie baristas who will trade you diamonds for lattes. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most caffeinated adventure of your life!

Brain2Brawn: InflameCraft

alzheimer’s, brain inflammation, Brain2Brawn, diseases, INFECTIONS, InflameCraft, inflammation, long covid, long tail tags, muscle fatigue, muscle weakness, potential method, Prevent, research, triggers

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

so, like, you ever play on a minecraft server and your brain just feels all inflamed and stuff? well, our server has got the cure for that! join us and never worry about muscle weakness after infections again!

we got this crazy method that prevents muscle fatigue in all kinds of diseases, like long covid, alzheimer’s, and even just regular old infections.

join us and say goodbye to brain inflammation and muscle weakness, cuz on our server, you’ll be stronger than a diamond sword in the hands of a noob. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and start flexing those virtual muscles like a boss!

Come join User’s Simple Minecraft Plance with no fancy stuff, just good ol’ 1.21 fun!

Adventure, application, BUILD, Chill, Community, Creative, Discord, Explore, Fancy, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Good, group, Join, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, Plance, Players, progress, Server, Simple, smp, Stuff, Survival, Users, world

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9473
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	141	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	9298	New Chunks Explored:	294875
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	20

Minecraft SMP Server Overview

Server Type	SMP
Number of Players	Small group of players
Server Progress	Not far progressed

If you would like to join the SMP, please fill a short application in the discord server: https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the SMP?	Fill out a short application in the discord server provided in the overview.
Is the server open to new players?	Yes, the server is looking for new players to join.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	Please check the discord server for the latest version information.

JuicyCraft Minecraft Server

Game, JuicyCraft, Minecraft, now this was a game, now.., Server, succulent juices, this.., was

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5521
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Votes:	5409
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Crops Grown:	5932	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t tickle your fancy? Well, look no further, because our server is like a juicy steak dripping with succulent juices of fun and excitement!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play mini-games with us.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the brave soul to uncover its hidden location?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FamelessCraft Minecraft Server

15 minutes, faded star, fame lost, FamelessCraft, fleeting success, Forgotten, forgotten by fans, former celebrity, has been, Irrelevant, irrelevant now, KWAB, long tail, lost fame, Minecraft, no longer relevant, nobody cares., old news, once popular, past glory, Server, short-lived fame

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1742
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Are you tired of being a nobody in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be a superstar! We guarantee that you will never lose your 15 minutes of fame here because everyone will be lining up to worship you like the Minecraft god that you are.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be the center of attention, but you will also have the chance to battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the server just waiting to be discovered by a brave adventurer like yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and bask in the glory of your newfound fame and fortune. Who needs the real world when you can rule the Minecraft universe?

BlockyBorderPatrol Minecraft Server

AirPods Pro, arrest, BlockyBorderPatrol, Bluetooth connection, Confrontation, Crowd, Find My iPhone, hispanic family, language barrier, location tracking, lost AirPods, low-income, Minecraft, Neighborhood, police involvement, public perception, Server, Snitch, stolen AirPods, suspicious behavior, theft, thief

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1642
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the story of my stolen AirPods? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the cops had to get involved!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Just like how I tracked down my stolen AirPods using Find My iPhone, you can track down hidden treasures and conquer dungeons in our server.

Who needs drama TV when you can witness a real-life soap opera like the one I experienced with the hispanic lady and her daughter? Join our server and create your own drama-filled stories with other players.

Don’t be a snitch like me, join our server and become a legendary player instead! And remember, always keep an eye on your AirPods, you never know where they might end up!

StepSibShowdown

birthday parties, blended family, Boundaries, children, Communication, Disappointment, family conflict, family dynamics, Grief, Hope, in-laws, Loss, MIL, parenting, relationships, Siblings, step-parenting, stepkids, StepSibShowdown, Support, Therapy

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4139
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Void Gems Collected:	36
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my stepkids’ antics.

We’ve got more twists and turns than my husband’s ex-wife’s vendetta against me. Build your own virtual family with real siblings, half-siblings, and step-siblings who may or may not show up to your virtual birthday parties (just like my stepkids).

Experience the thrill of trying to mend broken relationships, just like Colin and I tried with Anna and Ryan. Will they ever come around and accept their younger siblings? Who knows!

But one thing’s for sure, our server is more unpredictable than my mother-in-law promising my kids that their estranged siblings will magically appear at their birthday parties. Will they show up? Probably not, just like Ryan and Anna.

So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than a reality TV show, join us now! And remember, in this server, anything is possible, even reconciling with your virtual stepkids who would “rather die” than have a relationship with you. Let the chaos begin!

PixelPeenPics Minecraft Server

Minecraft, PixelPeenPics, Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4873
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6059
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Enchantments Applied:	99
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of creepy dudes asking for nudes as soon as you log onto a Minecraft server? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “No Creepers Allowed” policy! Instead of getting bombarded with inappropriate requests, you’ll be greeted with friendly players who just want to build epic structures and slay virtual dragons.

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about unsolicited nudes again. In fact, we have a special “Nude-Free Zone” where players can roam freely without fear of being harassed. Plus, we have a team of moderators who are always on the lookout for any suspicious behavior and ready to ban any offenders faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man”.

So come on over to our server and leave the creeps behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with a community that values respect and good old-fashioned fun. And remember, on our server, the only thing getting stripped down is your armor before a big battle!

CraftyChicksMC

Communication, CraftyChicksMC, cultural norms, disrespectful comments, emotional intelligence, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender sensitivity, gender stereotypes, inappropriate language, language impact, microaggressions, offensive remarks, sexism, social awareness, social cues, social interactions, societal expectations, unintentional insults, verbal cues

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8763
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Dimension Hops:	10
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Enchantments Applied:	253
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Are you tired of being mansplained in the real world? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting mansplained is how to build the perfect diamond castle! Say goodbye to unsolicited advice and hello to unlimited virtual blocks to build your dream world. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a feminist icon who only attacks players who disrespect women. So come join us and show those creepers who’s boss!