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HotelOrHomeMC

Accommodating, AITAH, anxiety, Boundaries, championship game, Communication, drive home, drop-ins, Emergencies, family, grandkids, guilt trip, Hotel, HotelOrHomeMC, in-laws, MIL, personal discomforts, school nights, sleepovers, sports schedule, unexpected

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5868
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	427
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of setting limits, just like this player’s in-laws need to learn. Join us and never worry about unexpected drop-ins or sleepovers from pesky relatives again!

Our server is so welcoming that even your MIL will be impressed. She won’t be able to guilt trip you into letting her stay over, no matter how many “wow ok” texts she sends. Plus, we have a strict policy against blowing up on fellow players, so you won’t have to deal with any drama like this player did.

So come join us on our server, where boundaries are respected and guilt trips are left at the door. Who knew Minecraft could be so drama-free?

AnimalLuvr vs Humanity? – Minecraft SMP

Animal Activism, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal lovers, Animal protection, animal rights, animal rights activists, animal rights advocates, animal rights defenders, animal rights movement, animal rights organizations, animal rights supporters, animal welfare, AnimalLuvr, compassion, Empathy, human-animal relationship, Humanity, love for animals, Minecraft, Misanthropy, smp

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1973
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of humans ruining the planet and destroying nature? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can take out all your frustrations on virtual humans! Build elaborate traps and pranks to teach them a lesson they’ll never forget. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the animals safe from those pesky humans. Join now and show those humans who’s boss in the ultimate animal lover’s paradise!

JokeCraft: Fam Edition

Bond, Connection, Edition, exclusive, fam, family, funny, humor, inside joke, JokeCraft, Laughter, Memories, Nostalgia, Personal, Private, quirky, relationships, secret, shared, Special, special moments, Unique, weird

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3044
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Towns Built:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us and become part of the wackiest family of players who share inside jokes that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

From building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats to organizing impromptu dance parties in the middle of a creeper-infested forest, our server is where the party never stops. And don’t even get us started on our secret language made up entirely of Minecraft block names – you’ll be ROFLing in no time!

So if you’re ready to experience the most hilarious and bizarre Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your sides split) with our outrageous antics and insane stories. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else!

HezbollahHuntersMC

airstrikes, border, Conflict, Defense, escalation, Fight, forces, hezbollah, HezbollahHuntersMC, intensifies, intervention, Israel, launches, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Operation, SECURITY, small ground raids, Tensions, violence

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Buildings Constructed:	25
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be in the middle of a war zone but, like, without actually being in danger? well, do we have the server for u! come join us and experience the thrill of small ground raids against Hezbollah in Lebanon…in Minecraft!

imagine sneaking around, trying to take down enemy bases while dodging bullets and explosions. it’s like Call of Duty but with blocks and creepers.

join now and show off your mad skills in PvP battles, build epic bases to defend against enemy attacks, and maybe even make peace with the enemy…or not.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and be a part of the intense fight in Lebanon…but, like, in a totally safe and fun way. let’s do this!

Tree Diversity Heatwave

Biodiversity, boreal forests, climate change, climate variability, Diversity, ecological balance, ecological response, ecosystem, environmental impact, extreme heat, forest dynamics, forest ecology, forest health, forest management, global warming, heatwave, plant communities, species richness, Temperature, temperature sensitivity, Tree, tree diversity, warming

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7508
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

LOL join dis epic minecraft server where trees be gettin’ all diverse in da boreal forests, yo! But watch out, cuz if it get too hot, dem trees be like “nah fam, we outta here!” Come join da fun and see if you can survive da extreme heat and keep dem trees happy. Plus, rumor has it dat if you find da secret enchanted tree, you’ll unlock special powers like flyin’ and shootin’ fireballs outta yo hands. So come on, what you waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get crazy in da forest, baby!

Incest Whore Minecraft Server

Abuse, anger, Boundaries, counseling, disgust, family, forgiveness, Frustration, healing, Incest, mental health, Minecraft, Recovery, relationship, self-care, Server, sick, Support, taboo, Therapy, Trauma, whore

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9134
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Enchantments Applied:	214	Astral Projections Made:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with creepy villagers trying to marry their cousins in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server where we have banned all forms of incest and promote healthy relationships between villagers. No more awkward family reunions at the village square, just pure, wholesome fun! Plus, our server is filled with hilarious mini-games and events that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. So say goodbye to the incest drama and hello to a new, wacky adventure on our server!

Cuck Thread v2 Minecraft SMP

Bull, cuck, cuckold, exhibitionism, experiences, FANTASY, fetish, hotwife, Humiliation, Infidelity, interracial, kink, Minecraft, Pictures, relationship, Roleplay, Share, smp, Submission, taboo, Thread, voyeurism

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8593
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Falling into the Void:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you can share all your cuckolding adventures and pics! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can build, mine, and swap partners all in one place. Our community is full of hilarious stories and outrageous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamonds fall out. So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a spare set of armor)!

TestCopyDeny Minecraft Server

accommodations, aunt’s perspective, Challenges, Cheating, dyslexia, extra time, family conflict, Help, Humiliation, low-grade, Minecraft, reading difficulties, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, scholarship, school struggles, Server, strict teacher, test copying, TestCopyDeny, Understanding, WHAP class

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3774
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace dyslexia and turn it into a superpower! Join us for a unique gaming experience where reading difficulties are no match for our epic adventures.

Imagine a world where dyslexic players have special abilities that make them unstoppable in battles and quests. Our server is filled with challenges that will test your skills and creativity, all while celebrating the unique talents of our dyslexic community.

Join now and become a dyslexic warrior, fighting against the odds and proving that nothing can hold you back. Who needs to copy answers when you have the power of dyslexia on your side?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and show the world that dyslexia is not a limitation, but a superpower waiting to be unleashed in the world of Minecraft!

Lost & Found Funhouse

apartment building, Cartier ring, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, ethical dilemma, found items, funhouse, honest intentions, Interaction, Jewellery, Lost, lost and found, lost item, misunderstanding, moral dilemma, returning items, returning lost items, social etiquette, student apartment complex, valuable items

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	604
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Towns Built:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Void Gems Collected:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like the girl who lost her ring, our players are always causing a scene and making outrageous demands.

Join us and experience the thrill of returning lost items in a virtual world, where you can lock your door and run to grab the item while someone screams at you from the other side. Who needs reality TV when you can witness this kind of drama on our server?

So if you’re looking for a server where every interaction is a rollercoaster ride of emotions, join us now! Just remember, size three gold Cartier rings are not included in the game.

FamSaysStayCrafty – Minecraft SMP

advice, ancestral knowledge, cherished advice, cherished memories, enduring lessons, familial bonds, family, family traditions, FamSaysStayCrafty, generational wisdom, guidance, influence, life lessons, lifelong guidance, Memories, Minecraft, parental advice, smp, Support, upbringing, VALUES, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2791
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Chimeras Created:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic and chaotic survival adventure of your life! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes at all times.

One time, Uncle Bob told me to always carry a bucket of lava with me in Minecraft because you never know when you might need to roast some marshmallows or fend off a pesky creeper. And let me tell you, that advice has saved my blocky butt more times than I can count!

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive traps), then come join us and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a blast!