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SisSitterSass or ParentalBendOverNOPE

anger, Assertiveness, babysit, bootcamp, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, cruise, family, Grandparents, mental health, ParentalBendOverNOPE, parents, people pleaser, responsibilities, self-care, SisSitterSass, sister, stress, Support, work

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1442
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5762
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are your parents constantly trying to guilt trip you into babysitting your younger sibling? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and build your own virtual family where you make the rules.

On our server, you can set boundaries without getting yelled at by your dad in the background. No more bending over backwards for anyone – except maybe to mine some diamonds. And if your parents try to stress you out, just block them like you would a creeper in the game.

So come join us and let loose in a world where you can finally say “This is wild. Make it make sense” and no one will judge you. It’s time to prioritize your mental health and have some fun with us. Trust us, it’s better than dealing with real life family drama.

Slightly Chaotic 4b4t: Where Survival and Chaos Collide, Just like a Clown Car!

4b4t, Anarchy, Builders, CAR, Chaos, chaotic, Clones, Clown, collide, Community, Discord, Enterprise, Experience, Folia, Hardware, homehosted, Ip:, java, Minecraft, Owned, Premium, Server, slightly, Small, Survival, Sysadmin, Tech, Tools, Version

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6925
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2098	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

4b4t Server Overview

Builders	4
Tools	4
Owner	JavaProject
IP	4b4t.ca
Version	1.20.6

4b4t is a premium anarchy server known for being one of 2b2t’s clones. Owned by JavaProject, a current Sysadmin for a tech enterprise, 4b4t stays up to date with a decent community, even if it is small. The server is homehosted on high-speed enterprise hardware utilizing folia to provide all players a great experience.

For more information, join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/gytRwnbae4

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	The server IP is 4b4t.ca
Who owns the server?	The server is owned by JavaProject, a current Sysadmin for a tech enterprise.
What version is the server running?	The server is running version 1.20.6

BlockHoarding Minecraft Server

attachment, BlockHoarding, clutter, Collecting, decluttering, emotional connection, getting rid of old stuff, History, Hoarding, letting go, Memories, Minecraft, Minimalism, Nostalgia, organization, possessions, Robots, sentimental clutter, sentimental items, sentimental objects, sentimental possessions, sentimental value, Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1349
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	8842	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6025	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Votes:	5505

Are you a hoarder at heart? Do you have a soft spot for old stuff with a history? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server is like a virtual museum of memories, where you can hoard all the pixelated treasures your heart desires.

Join us and become the ultimate collector, building your own virtual empire of nostalgia. From ancient relics to modern masterpieces, there’s no limit to what you can hoard in our pixelated paradise.

And don’t worry about running out of space – our server is like a bottomless pit of storage, so you can keep hoarding to your heart’s content. So come on in and join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your hard drive space).

BeachBumBarefoot in Minecraft SMP

beach etiquette, beach regulations, beach rules, BeachBumBarefoot, Beaches, body positivity, clothing optional, clothing-optional beaches, Cultural differences, freedom of expression, legal nudity, Minecraft, naturism, nudity, personal choice, public nudity, public spaces, smp, social acceptance, social boundaries, social norms, societal expectations, Sunbathing

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8689
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7956
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including naked beach parties! Join us for a chance to strip down and show off your blocky bod while building sandcastles and battling creepers in the nude. Who knew pixelated nudity could be so liberating?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run the black market trading emeralds for enchanted golden carrots. Don’t ask how they got their hooves on those carrots, just enjoy the sweet, sweet loot.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden disco cave where the skeletons have traded in their bows for glow sticks and are busting out some sick dance moves. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Naked beach parties and llama-run black markets await!

SisStealsMyStyleButNoForgive

Accountability, Apology, Baptism, Boundaries, Contention, dress, family, forgiveness, grudge, Household, overstepping, parenting, punishment, Religious, Respect, SisStealsMyStyleButNoForgive, sister, Special

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6373
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Farms Harvested:	394	Mines Excavated:	1017
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Emeralds Found:	912	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Are you tired of your little sister constantly stealing your stuff and not respecting your boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can build giant walls to keep her out!

Imagine a world where you can dress up your character in your precious baptism dress and twirl around without fear of it being stolen by your sibling. Our server offers a safe space for you to express yourself and set boundaries that will actually be respected.

Don’t hold pointless grudges in real life, come join our server and let the virtual world be your playground for sibling rivalry. Plus, we have a special “Twirl Around in Your Baptism Dress” event every Sunday! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

PixelPajamaParty

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2443
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Endless Night Skies:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play it safe? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, battle against hordes of zombie chickens, and ride on flying pigs to explore the far reaches of the server.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, ride on giant spiders as your trusty steed, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why sleep naked when you can join our server and experience a world of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft magic? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

KremlinCraft: Not My Fault! – Minecraft Server

Accountability, Blame, denial, Disaster, Failure, Fault, Government, investigation, KremlinCraft, Kursk, leadership, Military, Minecraft, Politics, putin, RESPONSIBILITY, Russian navy, Server, Statement, submarine, submarine accident, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5321
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Potions Brewed:	160
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

So, like, you wanna join dis Minecraft server? Well lemme tell ya, it’s da bomb diggity, yo! We got llamas ridin’ pigs, chickens wearin’ sunglasses, and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground lair where all the diamonds are made of cheese and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dudes lookin’ for a hug. Plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and farts rainbows. True story, bro.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that Putin himself tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the awesomeness. He was all like, “Not my fault, this server is too lit for me.” So if you wanna be cooler than Putin, come join us and let the good times roll, baby!

Girlpower Banned

Afghanistan, banned, Bans, Censorship, cultural norms, discrimination, freedom of expression, gender, gender equality, girlpower, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, oppressive regime, Public, reading, restriction, singing, Sound, Taliban, VOICES, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6615
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	177
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

so like, this server is so lit that even the Taliban would be like “dang, that’s some crazy stuff.” we don’t ban women’s voices here, we ENCOURAGE them to sing and read out loud in public! it’s like a party every day with all the ladies belting out tunes and reciting Shakespeare. come join us for a wild time and stick it to the Taliban with every note you hit! #girlpower #minecraftrevolution

Gege’s Gen Minecraft Server

Anime, emulate, fanservice, figurines, GayGay, gege, Geges, Gen, husbandos, Jjk, landscape, male characters, male gaze, Mark my words, Minecraft, new generation, Sales, Server, Shameless, toji trends, Women, yaoi fics

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7142
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic husbandos and fanservice you could ever imagine! Forget about the typical male gaze, we’re all about appealing to the ladies here. Our male characters are so dreamy, you’ll be swooning in no time.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself immersed in a world of yaoi fics and figurines that will make your heart race. The men on our server are so hot, you’ll be doing workouts just to try and look like them. Who needs fanservice of women when you have all this eye candy to drool over?

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. The landscape of anime will never be the same once you experience the magic of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of GayGay!

PLAPCraft SMP: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure

Adventure, Anon, blocky, Edition, Girls, girls make, go PLAP PLAP, horny, horny anon, make go PLAP, nutslop, nutslop video, nutslop video game, PLAP, PLAP PLAP PLAP, PLAPCraft, pussy, shoot, smp, Thread, Ultimate, video game, Video Game Edition, Worship, worship girls

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1434
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Alien Abductions:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Secret Passages Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the girls will make you go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot nutslop all over the place!

Our server is filled with sexy pixelated babes who will make your pickaxe stand at attention. From the blocky baddies to the busty builders, there’s a girl for every type of player. And don’t worry, they’re all ready to show you a good time in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest events you’ve ever seen. From strip mining competitions to lava parkour races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond dildo hidden deep within the mines.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with PLAP PLAP PLAP and nutslop galore!