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DivorceCraft: Dad’s Drama

abusive relationship, autism, Communication, coping mechanisms, Dads, Divorce, divorce story, DivorceCraft, Drama, Emotional healing, emotional impact, Empathy, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family trauma, forgiveness, parental abandonment, parental abuse, parental divorce, personal growth, sibling relationships, Understanding

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4839
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Buildings Constructed:	40	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make you want to run away and start a whole new life in a virtual world!

Join us and escape the real world where parents are divorcing, moms are abusive, and dads are feeling like failures. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, build whatever you want to build, and never have to worry about family drama again!

We promise that our server will make you feel so good, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

5MinLegalMadness Minecraft SMP

5MinLegalMadness, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7733
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	New Chunks Explored:	847982
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Votes:	3662	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Imagine a world where everything is legal for five minutes – that’s right, you can finally steal your neighbor’s diamonds without any consequences! But beware, they might just turn the tables on you and steal your enchanted gear right back.

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and unexpected alliances as you navigate through a world where the only rule is there are no rules. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a suit of armor made out of melons? Why not!

But be prepared for the unexpected, as our server is filled with secret traps, hidden treasures, and mysterious creatures that will keep you on your toes. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – for five glorious minutes, at least.

PixelPleasures

daily delights, daily happiness, feel-good moments, happy moments, instant gratification, instant happiness, instant mood boost, instant pick-me-up, little joys, little things that matter, mood booster, Mood lifter, PixelPleasures, positive vibes, quick happiness, simple joys, simple pleasures, small acts of kindness, small gestures, small joys in life, small things

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8774
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	126	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a chorus of singing parrots and dancing llamas. Yes, you heard that right – our server is filled with musical animals that are guaranteed to put a smile on your face!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton do the moonwalk!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of enchanted diamond blocks? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (and possibly terror)!

So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server where every day is a new adventure and every small thing is guaranteed to make your day better. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ShipwreckedNavyCraft

Disaster, maritime accident, maritime disaster, military vessel, naval history, naval incident, naval investigation, Naval mishap, naval operations, naval protocol, naval rescue, naval safety, naval tragedy, naval vessel, new zealand, NZ Navy, runs aground, Ship, Shipwreck, ShipwreckedNavyCraft, sinks

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2921
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	2953	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Enchantments Applied:	223	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a nz navy ship run aground and sinks, but in minecraft, ya know? you can build your own ship and watch it sink to the bottom of the ocean, it’s like a party down there with all the drowned mobs and treasure chests. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of sinking ships and building epic underwater bases, it’s gonna be a wild ride, matey!

Block Party

BLOCK, brand name, condom jokes, Contraception, double meaning, embarrassing brand names, funny brands, going in undetected, humor, letting all your mates in, marketing fail, MATES, opening the gates, Party, product naming, Protection, safe sex, sexual health, sexual innuendo, sexual wellness, Terrible, Trojan Condoms

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Star Shards Collected:	300	Living Statues Befriended:	0

join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

Holy Pixel Well-Being

belief system, compatibility, Countries, FAITH, Global, Happiness, Harmony, HOLY, mental health, Peace, people, PIXEL, positive association, pro-science, Psychology, religious beliefs, research, scientific beliefs, society, spirituality, study, well-being, wellbeing

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3633
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchantments Applied:	172
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Dimension Hops:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got religious and scientific beliefs chilling together like besties! Like, who knew that believing in both could actually make you feel better? It’s like a magical potion for your soul, dude.

We got 55,230 peeps from 54 countries vibing on our server, spreading those pro-science beliefs like confetti at a party. And guess what? It’s making them feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, who needs therapy when you got Minecraft, amirite?

So, if you wanna level up your well-being and have a blast with like-minded peeps, join our server now! We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows. Okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty awesome.

Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

awkward, blocky, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, FARTING, farts, flatulence, funny, gas, greetings, hello, humor, interruption, Laughter, Manners, Minecraft, Noisy, Rude, Server, social etiquette, STINKY, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Void Gems Collected:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Love Letters Sent:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamond blocks, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon egg. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against evil creepers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! farts again

> Development Driven Minecraft SMP

Development, Driven, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4310
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Divine Spears Created:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only development happening is your character leveling up? Well, look no further because our server is all about “development driven development”!

Join us and witness the magic of trees growing into skyscrapers, pigs evolving into flying unicorns, and diamonds turning into disco balls! Our server is so advanced that even the blocks themselves are constantly evolving and changing.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, and they’re plotting to take over the server with their mind-bending technology. Will you join forces with them or fight against their devious plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs regular old development when you can have “development driven development” instead?

SkincareCraft Minecraft Server

ASK, ask first, Confront, Drama, expensive, Friends, high end, lotion, Minecraft, Moisturizer, Mutual, overreacting, passive aggressive, Permission, products, roommate, selfish, Sensitive skin, Server, sharing, skincare, SkincareCraft, uptight

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6860
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Are you tired of your skincare products mysteriously disappearing faster than you can say “moisturize me, baby”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of drama and passive-aggressive roommate battles over expensive lotions and potions.

Picture this: you log on to our server, ready to build your dream castle, only to find that your roommate has already claimed all the prime real estate for her skincare shrine. Will you confront her and risk being labeled as the villain? Or will you join forces with other players to overthrow her reign of lotion-stealing terror?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to mythical creatures who thrive on stealing skincare products for their own beauty rituals. Will you be able to protect your precious potions from these sneaky monsters, or will you find yourself embroiled in a skincare war like no other?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as thick as a hydrating face mask and the friendships are as fragile as a glass bottle of serum. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate skincare showdown!

Mom’s Wedding Bribe Server

BRIBE, Bridesmaids, Elopement, elopement decision, eloping, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, family relationships, groomsmen, interfamily conflict, moms, refusing wedding, Server, step siblings, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1003
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1979	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Star Shards Collected:	106	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370
Magic Items Found:	5859	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama and the struggles of eloping? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and escape the drama of family conflicts, just like our player who eloped to avoid the chaos of wedding planning. No need to worry about choosing who to invite or dealing with expectations from step-siblings who think they should be in the wedding party.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to experience the thrill of virtual elopement with your in-game partner. Avoid all the stress of planning a wedding and jump straight into the fun!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to elope in style on our Minecraft server. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one with us? Join now and say “I do” to the adventure of a lifetime!