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SerbSlayin’ Minecraft Server

anniversary, celebration, commemoration, Conflict, Country, discrimination, ethnic cleansing, Genocide, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, memorial, Minecraft, nationalism, persecution, Remembrance, Serbs, SerbSlayin, Server, sorrow, Tragedy, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9853
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Buildings Constructed:	29
Falling into the Void:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mines Excavated:	3764	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and celebrate with us as we reenact the great Serbian purge of 2021! Build your own ethnic cleansing camp and compete to see who can rid their land of the most Serbs. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and totally not offensive at all. Plus, we have a special surprise for the player who gets the most kills – a lifetime supply of virtual Serbian heads to display proudly on your virtual wall. So come join us and let the cleansing begin!

Minecraft SMP: Codester’s Interference!

Bayley, Codester, Codesters, gunther, Interference, LA KWAB, liv, long tail tag, match, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3057
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Divine Spears Created:	21	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Crops Grown:	6664
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re tired of boring, predictable servers and want some spicy drama in your virtual life.

In our world, every match is like a WWE showdown, with interference left and right. Codester can’t mine in peace because Gunther keeps stealing his diamonds. Bayley’s crops are constantly being trampled by mysterious forces. Liv can’t even build a house without someone sabotaging her efforts. And don’t even get us started on LA KWAB – that guy is always causing trouble wherever he goes.

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and alliances are constantly shifting, then this is the place for you. Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know when someone might come in and interfere with your plans.

ReserveCraft Minecraft Server

check in, cussing, customer service, fat shaming, guest behavior, guest etiquette, hotel chain, hotel snack market, insulting, Minecraft, overreacting, physical appearance, Police, refund policy, RESERVATION, ReserveCraft, room type, rude guests, Server, SOLD OUT, trespassing, Yelling

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Divine Spears Created:	29
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can kick out rude guests just like a boss? Look no further, because on our server, we don’t tolerate any ugly, fat pieces of shit throwing snacks on the ground and insulting your physical appearance. Join us for a wild ride where you can unleash your inner hotel manager and show those unruly players who’s boss. No king rooms here, only Queen rooms for the drama queens. Come join the fun and kick some virtual butt!

CancerCraftJustice

Apology, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cancer, CancerCraftJustice, Communication, consequences, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, gossip, grudges, healing, Honesty, Manipulation, rumor, Support, Sympathy, toxic relationships, Trust

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3973
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Enchantments Applied:	202	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7304	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further, because our server is filled with blocky fun and zero toxic friendships like the one between OP and Amelia! Join us and never worry about fake friends accusing your Minecraft boyfriend of ridiculous things ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, it can cure even the deadliest forms of in-game drama. So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind!

CraftyGreekWarriors

CraftyGreekWarriors, Defense, diplomatic crisis, foreign intelligence, geopolitical risk, greece, high alert, international relations, iran, Israeli interests, Mediterranean, MIDDLE EAST, Monitoring, national security, potential attack, Precaution, regional conflict, SECURITY, Tension, threat, Warning

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Runes Activated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

lol do u wanna join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own greek empire and protect it from crazy iranian attacks?? 😂😂 we got u covered with insane pvp battles and secret spy missions to keep u on ur toes! join now and be a part of the most intense virtual war between greece and iran! 💥🏛️🚀 #minecraftmadness #greecevsiran

DadBodCraft – Fragile Masculinity-Free Zone

DadBodCraft, Father Figures, Fatherhood, fathers, fragile, fragile masculinity, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Masculinity, masculinity maintenance, masculinity norms, masculinity perception, masculinity research, masculinity studies, MasculinityFree, mental health, modern fatherhood, research, sexual depression, sexual esteem, societal expectations, traditional masculinity, Zone

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4555
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Villages Defended:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

come join dis wild minecraft server where we embrace all da dads out there! we got crazy levels of sexual esteem and sexual depression for all da fathers who join. forget about fragile masculinity, we believe in strong, manly dads who ain’t afraid to show their emotions. join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and bonding over our daddy issues. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s show the world that dads rule the minecraft universe!

GameGrief Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, Bed wars, build battle, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Fun, GameGrief, Hunger Games, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Sky Wars, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2607
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Zombie Dances:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	37778
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9

The server owner «GameGrief» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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BoobersCraft Minecraft Server

Absurd, BIZARRE, boobers, BoobersCraft, comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, HOLY, holy boobers, internet humor, jokes, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, Nonsensical, Random, Ridiculous, satire, Server, social media, trending, viral

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8026
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magic Items Found:	3723
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	457	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the holy grail of boobers! Yes, you heard that right – boobers!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of magical cows with boobs instead of udders. They produce the most delicious milk in all of Minecraft land, perfect for making boob-tastic cheese and butter. But be careful, these cows are feisty and will only let you milk them if you can tell them a funny joke.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Boober Castle, where the Queen Boober resides. She’s a fierce ruler with a heart of gold (and boobs of steel). If you can impress her with your building skills, she might just grant you access to the secret Boober Vault filled with rare treasures and enchanted boob armor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of boobers like never before!

SMPjudoMaster – >Judo Shouldn’t Be About Strength… Minecraft SMP

agility, balance, Competition, Dedication, discipline, Endurance, flexibility, gtJudo, judo, Martial Arts, mental focus, Minecraft, perseverance, philosophy, Physical fitness, Respect, self defense, shouldnt, skill, smp, SMPjudoMaster, Sportsmanship, strength, Technique, Training

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2684
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where judo skills are the key to survival! Forget about strength, it’s all about those sweet judo moves in this crazy world. Join us if you want to take down creepers with a perfectly executed judo throw or outsmart skeletons with your ninja-like reflexes.

Our server is filled with hilarious challenges like judo tournaments where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. We also have a secret dojo hidden in the mountains where you can train with our resident judo master, Sensei Steve.

But beware, there’s a rumor that a group of evil players known as the Judo Bandits are roaming the server, challenging unsuspecting players to judo duels and stealing their loot. Will you be able to defeat them and become the ultimate judo champion?

So come join us and show off your judo skills in the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs strength when you have judo?

StalkerCraft Minecraft Server

27, Coincidence, creepy, eerie, everywhere, following, Gaming, Haunting, Minecraft, Mysterious, number, Numbers, Observation, PERSISTENT, Playing, PRESENCE, Server, StalkerCraft, STALKING, superstition, Surveillance, video games, vidya

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7575
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Divine Spears Created:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of that creepy number following you around in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and watch as that pesky number transforms into a friendly companion who helps you mine diamonds and fight off creepers! Rumor has it, if you befriend the number, you’ll unlock secret powers and become the ultimate Minecraft champion. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the number 27 guide you to victory!