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Ryans Funny Minecraft SMP

Assassin, Capo, crime boss, crime syndicate, criminal hierarchy, criminal network, criminal organization, Dorothy diocese, funny, gangster, Hitman, Lavender Mob, Log Cabin clan, made man, Mafia, Minecraft, mobster, organized crime, ryan reynolds, Ryans, smp, syndicate member, triggerman, underworld

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9053
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where you can become a capo in the Lavender Mob, a made man in the Log Cabin clan, or even a triggerman for the Dorothy diocese! Join us and experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community where you can engage in epic turf wars with the Lavender Mob, build secret hideouts with the Log Cabin clan, or go on daring missions for the Dorothy diocese?

But that’s not all! We also have a thriving economy where you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden apples, participate in outrageous minigames like Creeper Dodgeball, and even ride on flying pigs to explore the vast lands of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they might be working for the Lavender Mob… 😉🔫🐷

GayCraft SMP – “Why are people here so freaking fabulous? Everytime there’s someone…”

acceptance, coming out, discrimination, Diversity, Everytime, Fabulous, freaking, Gay, GayCraft, Homosexuality, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ identity, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., love is love, people, pride, queer, sexual orientation, smp, Someone, Stereotypes

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5861
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magic Items Found:	7907

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the players are as gay as a rainbow unicorn on roller skates! Join us if you want to experience a server where the chat is filled with people talking about sucking dick and getting freaky in the virtual world. Don’t worry, we don’t judge here – in fact, we encourage it! Who knew building blocks could bring out such wild desires in people? So come on, join us and let your gay Minecraft fantasies run wild!

NoSmokinRoomAITAH

AITAH, asthma, BEDROOM, Boyfriend, Cannabis, england, health, illegal, joint, NoSmokinRoomAITAH, Philippines, room, roommate, sacrifice, Sleep, smoke, smoking, staff accommodation, tobacco, tobacco smoke, waterpipe

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Animals Bred:	41	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Are you tired of your boyfriend turning your bedroom into a smoke-filled sauna every night? Join our Minecraft server and escape the haze of tobacco smoke! Our virtual world is 100% smoke-free, so you can breathe easy while you build and explore.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with friendly players who will never guilt trip you for asking them to follow the rules. Say goodbye to tear-filled arguments about smoking etiquette and hello to a drama-free gaming experience.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a magical “anti-tobacco” potion that will make your boyfriend forget all about his beloved joints. Who needs a speech about sacrifices when you can just sip on a virtual elixir instead?

So why wait? Join our smoke-free Minecraft server today and say goodbye to nighttime smoke sessions and hello to a healthier gaming environment. Your lungs will thank you!

ParentalLiesMC SMP

Childhood, concealment, confession, cover up, Deception, dishonesty, family, fib, Guilt, hidden secret, Hidden Truth, Hiding, lie, never tell, ParentalLiesMC, parents, Secrets, shame, smp, Trust, Truth, untruthful, white lie

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5748
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of a community where lying to your parents is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Need an alibi for why you were up all night playing Minecraft instead of studying? We got you covered with our custom “My internet was down” excuse generator. And if your parents ever catch you in the act, just tell them you’re conducting important research for our SMP’s top secret mission to uncover the hidden diamond mines of Atlantis. Trust us, they’ll never suspect a thing! So come join us and let your inner trickster run wild in a world where the only rule is: never admit to your parents that you’re addicted to Minecraft.

BlockCraftWisdom

Adulthood, adulting, advice, BlockCraftWisdom, Experience, growing up, guidance, hindsight, knowledge, learning, life advice, life lessons, Life skills, Maturity, Mentorship, MISTAKES, personal development, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, wisdom

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	447
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9090	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to the carefree days of your youth? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from responsibilities and boring grown-up stuff!

Join our server and experience a world where the only adult advice you’ll need is how to build the most epic castle or mine for diamonds like a pro. Say goodbye to bills, deadlines, and drama, and say hello to a virtual paradise where the only thing that matters is having fun!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure hidden deep within the mines. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all the land? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

KidCraft Server: Defend Your Borders

aggression, Armed Forces, borders, Conflict, conscripts, DEFEND, Defense, defense forces, defense strategy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, KidCraft, Kids, Military, russia, SECURITY, Server, Soldier, surprise attack, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Astral Projections Made:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

so, like, u know how russia is all like “we are big strong country, we have all the power”? well, turns out they left all their kids and like, random people who don’t even know how to fight to defend their borders. like, what were they thinking, right?

so, ukraine was just minding their own business, chilling and stuff, when all of a sudden russia comes out of nowhere with a surprise attack. and u know what the ukrainian soldier said? he was like “lol, russia left all their noobs to defend, we got this in the bag”.

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server where the battles are as crazy as russia’s military strategy, then come join us. we got all the fun and chaos u could ever want. plus, u might even learn a thing or two about how not to defend your borders. it’s a wild ride, my friends. come join us now!

PutinCraft: Ukraine Defense Squad

Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, Military, military intervention, Politics, putin, Putin’s strategy, PutinCraft, russia, SECURITY, squad, Tension, territorial dispute, Troops, Ukraine, Withdrawal

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4341
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Magic Items Found:	5100	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where putin pulls units out of ukraine to defend russia but instead finds a secret portal to our world! kyiv is shooketh as putin builds a diamond castle and challenges players to epic battles! join now for a chance to team up with putin and conquer the minecraft universe! #putinminecraftboss #russiandiamondcastle

MoralityCraft: Inequality Edition

Chaos, chaotic, control, Daily Life, economic inequality, Edition, emphasis, grow, INDIVIDUALS, INEQUALITY, intensifies, morality, MoralityCraft, Moralization, Order, Perception, Phenomenon, Restore, sense, society, study

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

join our minecraft server for a wild ride of moralization and economic inequality! as you mine for diamonds and build your empire, you’ll feel the intense pressure of moral dilemmas weighing down on you. but fear not, for this server is the perfect place to restore order and control in your virtual life!

imagine a world where the rich get richer and the poor get poorer, all while navigating through a chaotic society filled with pixelated chaos. but don’t worry, because on our server, you can be the one to tip the scales and bring balance to the virtual universe.

so come join us and experience the thrill of economic inequality like never before! build your fortune, make tough decisions, and watch as the moralization intensifies with every block you place. it’s a rollercoaster of emotions and virtual drama that you won’t want to miss out on. join now and become the master of your own destiny in a world where anything is possible!

Foxden: Where semi-spicy foxes roam free in a mildly vanilla world, with a side of SMP fun! 1.20.1 whitelist edition

1.20.1, Ban, Calm, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Edition, Foxden, foxes, free, Fun, Griefing, java, mildly, Minigame, Moderator, Plugins, pranks, PvP, Relaxed, roam, rules, Semi Vanilla, SemiSpicy, Server, Side, smp, stealing, Survival, Tweaks, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist channel, world

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6558
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Votes:	6531
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11

About Us	Add-ons
Foxden is a small java server that strives to be a fun and friendly place for almost anyone to play on. We are a semi-vanilla survival server with a few plugins to spice things up. The map is about 2 months old and we have no plans to reset it soon. Owner: Active in the community Age Restriction: None, but discretion is advised	Dynmap No chat reporting Carpet Small datapacks and tweaks

About Us

Add-ons

Foxden is a small java server that strives to be a fun and friendly place for almost anyone to play on. We are a semi-vanilla survival server with a few plugins to spice things up. The map is about 2 months old and we have no plans to reset it soon.

Owner: Active in the community

Age Restriction: None, but discretion is advised

Dynmap

No chat reporting

Carpet

Small datapacks and tweaks

Rules
Must be a member of the Discord, speaking is optional No slurs, homophobia, racism, or abuse No griefing or stealing No using farms or villagers without permission No PvP/killing without consent Inactivity for 3+ months may result in moderator control of property Leaving Discord or being banned may speed up rule enforcement Moderator discretion for warnings, temp bans, or perma bans

How to join: Join our Discord, read the rules channel, react to the message at the bottom, and put your Minecraft name in the whitelist channel. Discord Link

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to join our Discord, read the rules, react to the message, and then add your Minecraft name to the whitelist channel.

Are there any age restrictions?

There are no official age restrictions, but we advise discretion as mature content may be discussed.

What are the rules regarding griefing?

Griefing, including modifying, damaging, or killing animals, is strictly prohibited on the server.

Can I use farms or villagers without permission?

No, you must obtain permission before using any farms or villagers on the server, unless they are marked as public.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

PvP or killing is only allowed during minigames or with consent from both parties.

What happens if I break the rules?

If you break the rules, moderators may warn you, issue a temporary ban, or give a permanent ban based on their discretion.

Overall, the server aims to maintain a calm and relaxed atmosphere while ensuring fair gameplay for all players.

Élora’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, blocky, Canada, cold case, crime, Disappearance, Élora Patoine, Éloras, investigation, Jean-François Gariépy, Minecraft, missing for over a year, missing girl, missing person, missing person case, missing woman, missing woman case, mysterious disappearance, possible murder, québec, Server, SUSPECT, true crime, true crime podcast, unsolved mystery

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Buildings Constructed:	38
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama or intrigue? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the juiciest gossip and scandal that will keep you coming back for more!

Join us as we uncover the mystery of Élora Patoine’s disappearance. Was it really Jean-François Gariépy who did the deed? Or was it a creeper in disguise? Only on our server will you find out the truth behind this shocking tale.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. From giant castles to pixel art masterpieces, our players never cease to amaze with their creativity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride filled with mystery, drama, and of course, plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!

AlbinoTango in Minecraft SMP

AlbinoTango, argentina, Argentinian identity, Bolivia, brainwashed, brown people, Buenos Aires, cultural shift, demographic changes, European immigration, Historical revisionism, Immigration Trends, Latin America, Latin American immigrants, mestizos, Minecraft, native population, Paraguay, racial makeup, smp, societal impact, white denial, white population

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	465
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride through a land where Argentina is still 85% white…in Minecraft! Explore a world where Europeans never stopped coming and the population is made up of light-skinned mestizos. But watch out, because immigrants from Latin American countries like Paraguay and Bolivia are starting to take over!

Experience the chaos as the native population is being replaced by brown people, all while the kids are being brainwashed into thinking that the true Argentinian is a mestizo. Some players even deny that the country was ever white, adding to the madness of this unique Minecraft server.

So why wait? Join us for a hilarious and outrageous adventure in a world where anything is possible, even a Minecraft version of Argentina’s crazy population dynamics!