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GemCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, animation, Anime, Character development, critique, Decline, Disappointment, discussion, Downfall, fan reaction, Fandom, GemCraft, Houseki no Kuni, long tail, Manga, Minecraft, opinion, pacing, Plot, review, Server, stop being good, storytelling

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7106
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Dragons Tamed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Potions Brewed:	125	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	72
Chimeras Created:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where houseki no kuni is the law of the land. That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops – on our server, you’ll be mining for precious gemstones and battling it out with humanoid gemstone creatures!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where houseki no kuni is actually a paradise where gems frolic in the sun all day long. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your spot in this glittering utopia?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most gem-tastic Minecraft adventure of your life!

The Grim SMP Matchdown

grim, grim match, long tail tags, match, Matchdown, smp

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6944
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – where the only rule is that there are no rules! Join us if you dare to face the wrath of the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it once defeated an entire army of diamond-clad players with just a single peck.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Legend has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up flooding the entire server with them – talk about a mining disaster!

If you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our treacherous parkour course, where players must navigate through a maze of lava pits and TNT traps to reach the coveted prize at the end – a block of dirt. Trust us, it’s worth it.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a pumpkin on your head for protection? Only on the grim match, where madness reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination. Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Stepmom Smackdown Minecraft Server

alienation, biological mom, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, Hospital, love, loyalty, Minecraft, parenting, relationships, Respect, Server, shared custody, SmackDown, stepmom, stepmother, surgery, teenager

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2598
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Are you tired of dealing with pushy stepmothers who think they can replace your real mom? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no stepmothers allowed, especially ones who demand to be called “mom” or “mama”. Join us and build a world where you can tell your stepmother she’ll always live in your mom’s shadow, just like in real life! Plus, we have epic battles and adventures that will make you forget all about family drama. So come join us and let’s show those stepmothers who’s boss in the virtual world!

NoMoreHubbyMess

Boundaries, cleaning, clutter, Communication, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, emotional labor, Expectations, family dynamics, Gender Roles, household chores, household responsibilities, husband and wife, Marriage, NoMoreHubbyMess, organization, parenting, relationships, Resentment, self-care, working parents

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9464
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Are you tired of cleaning up after everyone in your house? Do you feel like a maid instead of a mom? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about clutter or mess. No more picking up after your husband or kids, just pure creative freedom. And the best part? You can make your husband clean up after himself in the game too! Watch as he struggles to put his virtual clothes in the hamper, just like in real life.

But beware, if you don’t clean up after yourself in the game, your virtual husband might get mad at you too! So come join us and let off some steam in a world where you can finally be selfish and put yourself first. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

WorkPetPeevesMC SMP

annoying coworkers, constant interruptions, excessive meetings, favoritism, gossiping, Incompetence, lack of appreciation, lack of communication, lack of organization, lack of punctuality, lack of teamwork, laziness, micromanagement, Negativity, office politics, passive aggressiveness, pet peeve, poor hygiene, smp, unprofessional behavior, work, WorkPetPeevesMC

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9684
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ores Mined:	3359
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Tired of boring old work? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not dealing with annoying coworkers! Say goodbye to office drama and hello to building epic structures with your new virtual buddies. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds. So why waste your time at a desk when you could be crafting your way to victory on our server? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

CreeperCringeCraft

#oops moment, awkward, awkward encounter, awkward moment, blunder, CreeperCringeCraft, cringe, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing story, faux pas, funny, Humiliation, mistake, mortifying, Public, public mishap, Red-faced, regret, shame, social faux pas, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3007
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
New Chunks Explored:	274862	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	8714
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive all your most embarrassing moments in a virtual world!

Join us and experience the thrill of recreating that time you tripped and fell in front of your crush, or the time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a special “Awkward Dance Battle” mini-game where you can show off your best moves while trying to avoid stepping on your own feet.

So come on down and join us for a hilariously cringeworthy time! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

MissileCraft: Zelenskyy’s Blast!

ballistic missile, blast, Conflict, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, international relations, Military, military advancement, missile testing, MissileCraft, national defense, Politics, SECURITY, Successful, Technology, test, Ukraine, ukraine news, War, zelenskyy, Zelenskyy administration, Zelenskyys

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7626
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch ballistic missiles like zelenskyy in ukraine! we blow up creepers and zombies with style, just like a boss! if you want to feel the thrill of launching missiles and causing chaos, this is the place to be! plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long. so come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

Blocky911: Never Forget!

9/11, american history, anniversary, Blocky911, collective memory, emotional memory, forget, generation gap, historical event, long-lasting impact, memorial, memorialization, national tragedy, national unity, Never forget, Remembrance, September 11th, terrorist attack, tragic event, US population, young generation, younger generation

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Void Gems Collected:	38	Astral Projections Made:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

haha u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even the creepers are shakin in their square lil boots. we got pigs flyin, chickens doin backflips, and cows breakdancing.

remember that time when a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started ruling over the server? yea, that happened here.

oh and did i mention the time when a group of players discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds, but it was guarded by a pack of evil bunnies armed with carrot swords? yea, that happened too.

so if u wanna experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventures of ur life, then u gotta join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u get killed by a dancing cow, then u might regret it a little.

MiCraft: Brainwave Edition

Advanced technology, brain activity, brain-computer interface, brainwave, Edition, high accuracy, high performance, innovative technology, low power, medical device, MiBMI, Micraft, Miniaturized Brain-Machine Interface, neural activity, neural decoding, neural signals, neuroengineering, neuroprosthetics, Neurorehabilitation, neurotechnology, small size, text translation, versatile solution

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2667
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN DIS WACKY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, IT’S GOT A HIGH-PERFORMANCE, MINIATURIZED BRAIN-MACHINE INTERFACE! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! WE GOT AN 8MM2, LOW-POWER, HIGHLY ACCURATE (91% YO) SOLUTION TO TRANSLATE NEURAL ACTIVITY TO TEXT!

IMAGINE BUILDING A CASTLE WITH JUST YO BRAIN WAVES, NO NEED FOR HANDS, JUST THINK IT AND IT’LL HAPPEN! U CAN BE THE MASTER BUILDER WITHOUT EVEN LIFTING A FINGER!

SO COME JOIN US ON DIS CRAZY SERVER AND LET’S SEE WHAT KINDA INSANE STUFF WE CAN CREATE WITH OUR MINDS! LET’S GET WILD AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER! YOLO, AMIRITE?

Reyvadin Towny: Where even creepers pay their rent! SEMI-VANILLA, NEW, Public, Java

Casino, Community, CREEPERS, custom fishing, Development, dwarfism, Economy, Enjoy, Features, invite, java, Land claiming, Map, Market system, Minecraft, Pay, Players, Public, Rent, rentable properties, Reyvadin, Seasons, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, Speedrunning, Towny, TOXIC

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	878
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Dimension Hops:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Towns Built:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Towny	A way of land claiming
Economy	We have a custom “stock” like market system for item prices
Custom fishing	All fishes being textured
Casino	Enjoy a game of chance
Seasons	Experience different seasons on the server
Rentable properties	Properties that can be rented by players
Dwarfism	Unique in-game feature

If you are convinced then we’ll be waiting for you at:

IP: reyvadin.com (Website coming soon)
Map: map.reyvadin.com
Discord: discord.reyvadin.com

Our mentality when it comes to server development is: We try our best to not force features on players, we would like everyone the chance to decide what they want to use and what not!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP: reyvadin.com in the Minecraft multiplayer menu.
Is the server modded or vanilla?	The server is mostly vanilla with some custom features and plugins.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a pleasant gaming experience for all players. They can be found on our website or in-game.