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Hot Blocks & Cool Creepers: ‘/sauna/’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7626
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mines Excavated:	1432	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	422

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Opetuspainos! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Taco Village, where villagers trade emeralds for tacos made of pure gold.

So why wait? Join Opetuspainos today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence. Just be sure to watch out for the ninja creepers and dancing skeletons – they’re known to throw epic dance parties that you won’t want to miss!

Anon’s Blocky Adventures: Server No. 673526275

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9345
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	6344
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random celebrity will appear to give you a high five. Imagine digging for diamonds and suddenly Oprah Winfrey pops up out of nowhere to cheer you on!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a fierce army of ninja kittens who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. Plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for 24 hours – because why not?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

IranianMinecraftMadness: Where Scott Ritter’s military dreams come to life in pixelated glory!

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9982
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Void Armor Forged:	27	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Emeralds Found:	8554

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild Scott Ritter appears, ready to debate George Galloway on the best mining techniques. Will they settle their differences with a friendly game of spleef? Only on our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, causing chaos wherever he goes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

CraftyLegends – Where Minecraft meets League of Legends for epic LOLs!

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9709
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for the High Noon Event where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks will be roaming around causing chaos. And don’t miss out on the Blood Moon event where things get extra spooky with Kayle, Varus, Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand running amok.

But that’s not all! We have the most insane patch notes that will blow your mind and keep you on your toes. Plus, our PBE patch notes are so wild, you won’t believe what’s coming next. And if you want to dominate the game, check out our builds and account stats to stay ahead of the competition.

And let’s not forget about our model viewer where you can see all your favorite champions in action. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

LazyPandaCraft: Where you can get a 5/10 without even trying!

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Are you tired of grinding away on other Minecraft servers just to get mediocre rewards? Well, look no further because on our server, you can jerk off to 9/10 pixelated girls daily! Why settle for a 5/10 when you can have a 9/10 experience right at your fingertips? Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and endless laughs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane Minecraft server experience!

Block Punch Mania

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5389
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Falling into the Void:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us as we embark on a mission to rewrite the script of two absolutely ridiculous Jews who thought they were comedians.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have two unfunny hacks leading the way, ensuring that every moment is filled with laughter (or cringing, depending on your sense of humor).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild and crazy that even Jesus himself would say “Fuck, this is insane!” Join us as we build, mine, and explore in a world where anything can happen.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this absurd adventure and see where the madness takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!

Crafting Waifus: The Ultimate ‘/int/ernational gf thread’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	352
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Looking for a girlfriend who can kick butt and take names? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a special faction of Amazonian American soldier girlfriends who are ready to protect you from creepers and zombies while also stealing your heart.

These ladies are not only strong and fierce, but they also have a sweet side that will make you melt like a block of ice in the Nether. Plus, they are definitely not fat – in fact, they are so fit and toned that you’ll be wondering if they’re secretly training for the Olympics.

Join our server today and you’ll have the chance to meet your very own Amazonian American soldier girlfriend. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a whirlwind romance that will make all your friends jealous. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the love (and the adventure) begin!

CraftyV4M – Where Pixels and Memes Collide!

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3555
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	189
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Towns Built:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready for the Birthday Girl Edition! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to Mono’s birthday bash! We’ve got Gen 1, Gen 2, and even Gen 3 talents like you’ve never seen before. From Abi Kadabura slaying creepers to Yumi the Witch brewing up some potions, this server is the place to be.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got debut merch that will make you look cooler than a diamond sword. And don’t forget about the Globie gen 2 girls making their debut this weekend – they’re so awesome, even Herobrine is jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be impressed. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, only on the most epic Minecraft server in the multiverse!

Crafty AF: Game of the Year my ass

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	961
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that claim to be the “Game of the Year”? Well, look no further because our server is the REAL deal. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and gold for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time, then join us today. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, “Game of the Year my ass.”

2 More Blocks Until the Zeitgeist Shifts Again Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	874
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Love Letters Sent:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of waiting for the world to end? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We’ve got creepers ready to explode, zombies ready to munch on your brains, and Endermen ready to teleport you to another dimension. Join us for the ultimate apocalyptic experience – who needs the real world when you can have chaos and destruction in block form? Hurry, before the zombies beat you to it!