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SmartCon Minecraft SMP – I bought a ticket to SmartCon but now I see the lineup is all…

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6766
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	230
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of being surrounded by boring old suits at SmartCon? Looking for a place where you can let your crypto flag fly high and mingle with fellow autists? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pig races, NFT trading competitions, and secret underground crypto mining operations. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the true value of a rare Pepe meme.

Don’t waste your time at SmartCon when you could be building your own virtual empire with us. Who needs gigasuits when you can have diamond armor? Join now and become a part of the craziest crypto community in Minecraft history!

Crafting Catastrophe: Don’t wait for 2012 AD, join now and survive the apocalypse!

2012 AD, anticipation, Apocalypse, catastrophe, countdown, Crafting, destiny, determination, dont, Doomsday, End of the World, FAITH, fate, Future, Hope, Join, patience, perseverance, Prophecy, standing around, Survival, SURVIVE, Time, uncertainty, WAIT, Waiting

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4043
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Star Shards Collected:	150
Players Killed by Monsters:	8198	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and you’ll be transported back in time to the year 2012 AD, where the world was ending and everyone was freaking out about it. But don’t worry, on our server, the only thing that’s ending is your boredom!

We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers!

So what are you waiting for? Don’t be a square, join our server and let the madness begin!

Crafty Killers Server: Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

action, Anime, Chapter 120, Crafty, CREEPERS, fear, japanese manga, KB, Killers, Killing Bites, Manga, manga chapter, Manga community, Manga fans, Manga News, manga readers, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga updates, new, New Release, Raw, Server, Suspense, Thriller, Tread

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	883
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Star Shards Collected:	168
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is dropping a brand new Knowledge Bomb (KB) tonight that will blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and insane adventures.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere and start breakdancing to dubstep music. That’s just a taste of the wacky shenanigans you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-moonwalk the legendary ghostly figure? Only one way to find out!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a non-stop party of chaos and laughter? Grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. See you on the other side, where the fun never stops!

Pixel Peen Palace: Where AI Creates Art & Porn

/aco/sdg, /d/nai, /e/sdg, /g/sdg, /h/hdg, /soc/ai+nude, /trash/sdg, /vt/vtai, ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, art, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, Creates, DEGEN, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, guides, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, Mac, models, Moon Guard, New User Guide, OP Pasta, Other links, Palace, Peen, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, Tags for Prompting, Wiki

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4379
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Welcome to the Moon Guard Edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with wacky characters, insane storylines, and mind-blowing block merging techniques that will leave you in stitches.

But that’s not all! We have a Controlnet system that will blow your mind, animations that will make you question reality, and samplers that will have you laughing for days.

Looking to spice things up? Our server offers a wide range of models, embeddings, characters, celebs, and even some…fetish content. Don’t worry, we won’t judge!

And if you’re still not convinced, we have LoRa training, OP pasta, and a link hub that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Moon Guard Edition Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Cocaine Cartel: Colombian Edition

Cartel, celebration, cocaine, colombian, Community, Crafty, culture, Diversity, Edition, Energetic, Friendly, Happy, heritage, Identity, joy, Latin America, love, Nationality, positivity, Proud, south america, Unity, vibrant, Welcoming

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5266
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	2236	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Potions Brewed:	28
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	New Chunks Explored:	788006
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have Colombian players who are just as crazy as you are! We have llamas that dance salsa, emeralds that sing reggaeton, and creepers that wear sombreros. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground emerald mine guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. So come join us and let’s show the world that Colombians know how to have a good time in Minecraft! ¡Vamos, parce! 🇨🇴💃🕺

WaveyCraft: Surfing through boredom one block at a time!

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2242
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	413	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Players Killed by Monsters:	359
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their predictable waves and lackluster rosters? Well, look no further because our server is like a tsunami of excitement and insanity!

Join us and be prepared for the craziest waves you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We’re talking about waves made of lava, waves made of diamond blocks, waves made of exploding chickens – you name it, we’ve got it!

And don’t even get us started on our roster. We’ve got legendary players like Steve, Herobrine, and even a secret guest appearance from Notch himself. But hey, who needs those guys when you can join our server and play alongside the one and only…Barry the Blockhead!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride of waves and wacky characters. Trust us, you won’t be bored for a second!

Crafty Creepers: Where Minecraft meets Fallout movie anons for a LOL-tastic adventure!

action, Adventure, Anons, behind the scenes, bethesda, Crafty, CREEPERS, Director, enjoying, Fallout, fan theories, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Great, LOLtastic, meets, Minecraft, Movie, post-apocalyptic, Scene, Sci Fi, todd howard, video game, Wasteland, Written

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3214
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Farms Harvested:	563
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4923	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Crops Grown:	6879	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Are you ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so magical that even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to mine straight to bedrock in one swing. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive Herobrine himself.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Only on our server, my friend. Only on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Todd himself would be proud.

Blocky Battle Royale: ‘Who’s winning?’

Ahead, battle, best, blocky, Champion, Competition, Conquering, DOMINATING, First Place, in the lead, leader, Number One, Prevailing, Royale.., success, Successful, top spot, triumph, triumphant, Victorious, Victory, Whos, winning, winning streak

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4981
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1
Farms Harvested:	999	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated madness!

Join us and witness epic battles between a team of ninja chickens and an army of zombie llamas. Who will come out victorious? Only the bravest players will find out!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance this pixelated beast?

And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at our custom mini-game, “Exploding Sheep Jousting.” Trust us, it’s a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Who’s winning? You are, of course, because you’re playing on the craziest server around!

ChunkyCraft: Where we all come together to help each other get thicc

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Do you want to be an absolute unit of a player? Well, look no further because on our server, we specialize in helping you get THICC. Our custom plugins and mini-games are designed to make you gain virtual weight faster than you can say “diamonds”. Join us and let’s get chunky together! Who needs a gym when you have our server to help you bulk up in pixels?

GatchaCraft: Crowds Edition – Where every block is a surprise and every player is a superhero!

+x, action, Adventure, aliens, Anime, BLOCK, Character development, colorful animation, crowds, Edition, futuristic, GatchaCraft, Gatchaman Crowds, Mystery, Online Community, player, Powers, social media, society, SuperHero, Surprise, team dynamics, teamwork, Technology, transformation, twitter, virtual world

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8953
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like Twitter on steroids! We’ve got drama, memes, and more hot takes than you can shake a stick at.

Join us for epic battles between rival factions, where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Build your own empire and watch it rise to glory, only to be torn down by a group of trolls with too much time on their hands.

But that’s not all! We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like the “Tweetstorm” feature that lets you send out a flurry of tweets to your fellow players. And don’t even get me started on the “Cancel Culture” event, where players can band together to cancel each other for the most ridiculous reasons.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the internet. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things are about to get wild!

RegretCraft: Where mainland Chinese players realize they backed the wrong block

Accountability, AUTHORITY, Backed, BLOCK, Censorship, China, Chinese, consequences, decision, Dictatorship, firing squad, Government, leadership, mainland, mainland Chinese, Oppression, Players, Politics, power, realization, realize, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, rulers, wrong, wrong horse

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3907
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Are you tired of backing the wrong horse in life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join a community where regret is a thing of the past! Our server is filled with players who have all realized they chose the wrong rulers in their past lives, but now they’re living their best lives building epic structures and battling mobs together.

Join us and experience the thrill of starting fresh in a world where firing squads are a thing of the past and the only thing you’ll be firing is your bow and arrow at pesky creepers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave regret behind!