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OuchCraft SMP: Painful Moments

#excruciating, accident, Agony, anguish, cause, discomfort, Distress, emotional, Experience, hurt, Incident, injury, INTENSE, long-lasting, MOMENTS, OuchCraft, PAINFUL, Physical, smp, Suffering, Torment, Trauma, Unbearable, worst pain

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7327
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Crops Grown:	1022	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	286	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.

From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?

So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

MainCharTVWars

action, Beloved, best, Character development, comedy, Drama, fan favorite, Favorite, Hero, iconic, Lead role, Main character, MainCharTVWars, memorable, Mystery, Popular, Protagonist, series, television, tv show

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3225
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old TV shows where the main character is just meh? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can become the ultimate TV show main character! Imagine battling dragons, building epic castles, and saving the world all while looking fabulous in your pixelated armor. Join us and show the world who the real star is – YOU! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Become the hero of your own story on our Minecraft server today!

StripCraft: Prove You’re a Girl!

airport policy, airport procedures, airport screening, airport security, body search, discrimination, gender confirmation, gender discrimination, Gender Identity, girl, girl’s rights, Harassment, HUMAN RIGHTS, identity verification, LGBTQ, personal dignity, privacy violation, Prove, security protocol, strip search, StripCraft, teenager, transgender rights, Youre

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1219
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Potions Brewed:	170
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just tryna catch a flight to go mine some diamonds in another dimension, and then BAM, airport security is like “yo, you gotta strip to prove you’re a girl”. like, what even is that?! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, you won’t have to strip for anything! just come chill with us and build some epic castles and stuff. plus, we have a rule that says if anyone asks you to strip, they get banned FOREVER. so come join us and leave the airport drama behind!

Quirky Quercetin Quest

agricultural science, Agricultural Technology, antioxidant capacity, antioxidant response, flavonoid metabolism, flavonoid synthesis, grape seedlings, nitrogen application, nitrogen metabolism, nitrogen regulation, plant growth, plant health, plant nutrition, plant physiology, plant research, Plant stress response, Quercetin, Quest, quirky, salt stress, stress tolerance

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8817
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Runes Activated:	0
Animals Bred:	196	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna chill in minecraft and plant some grapes and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb cuz it has grape seedlings that are like supercharged with nitrogen and antioxidants and flavonoids and all dat good stuff.

like, u can have grape seedlings that are like super strong and can handle salt stress like a boss. imagine having a grape farm that’s like immune to all da haters tryna mess with ur crops.

join dis server for da most epic grape-growing experience of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft farming, but with grapes. grapes, man. grapes.

Block Party Minecraft Server

academic success, accomplishment, BLOCK, class assignment, creative writing, Drivers license, fake news, good things, life update, lying.., milestone, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, Party, personal achievement, personal growth, positive news, reaching goals, school work, self improvement, Server, Small victories, Struggling, Student Life

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4592
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magic Items Found:	7831
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of driving without ever needing a license! Our virtual roads are filled with twists, turns, and the occasional creeper crossing. Who needs a real car when you can race through our pixelated streets in style?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government. Will you join forces with them or challenge their rule? The choice is yours!

So why waste time getting a real driver’s license when you can have all the fun and excitement right here on our server? Join now and start your wild Minecraft adventure today!

Minecraft SMP – /gfg/ – Girls’ Frontline General

/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, bully seaniggers, character event, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, EXILIUM, external search, Frontline, general, GF1 Resources, gfg, Girl’s Frontline, Girls, Girls’ Frontline 2, guides, lore material, lurk before posting., major event, mica, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, news events, PNC Resources, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, smp, Story summary, Sunborn games, Sunborn ID, T-Doll Batch, Targeted Search, theater mode, Tourists, translated story

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8867
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Mines Excavated:	4484	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of this madness.

Do you want to build a giant potato statue of yourself in the middle of a lava lake? We got you covered. Want to ride a pig dressed as a cowboy while shooting arrows at creepers? Absolutely doable. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of blocky adventures.

But beware, we have a strict policy of only allowing players who can juggle with TNT while riding a unicycle. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this crazy realm, join us and show off your skills.

And remember, our motto is to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, so be prepared to embrace the chaos and have a blast. See you in the game, but only if you’re ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

TransManRejectorCraft

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, discrimination, Diversity, friendship, Gender Identity, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, personal choice, rejection, relationships, Respect, sexual orientation, social norms, societal expectations, tolerance, trans man, TransManRejectorCraft, Transphobia, Understanding

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8419
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
New Chunks Explored:	264949	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all identities and orientations! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and unexpected twists.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of players approaches you and asks for your in-game number. You politely decline, stating that you’re only interested in mining and crafting. But wait, they insist that their friend, who happens to be a creeper in disguise, has a crush on you! They argue that since the creeper identifies as a player, it’s totally cool for you to date them.

Luckily, your trusty Minecraft buddy, let’s call them Steve, swoops in to save the day. Steve reminds you that you’re not obligated to date anyone you’re not interested in, whether they’re a zombie, skeleton, or even a dragon in human form. But then, another player named Lily pops up and accuses you of being transphobic for not giving the creeper a chance. The drama unfolds as you navigate through the complexities of love and friendship in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such absurd and hilarious scenarios while building your own virtual world? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

RolloVsArthur Minecraft SMP

Arthur Shelby, battle, British, Characters, clash, comparison, epic battle, fan debate, Fight, gangster, historical drama, Historical figures, Minecraft, Norse, peaky blinders, Rollo Lothbrok, RolloVsArthur, showdown, smp, tv show, Vikings

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8447
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Crops Grown:	5480
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3068

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the battles are as epic as Rollo Lothbrok taking on Arthur Shelby!

Join us if you want to witness crazy showdowns between players dressed as Vikings and gangsters from the 1920s. Will Rollo’s brute strength overpower Arthur’s cunning tactics? Only time will tell in this insane world where anything can happen.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out for glory and bragging rights. Who will emerge victorious and claim the title of ultimate champion?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a crossover between Vikings and Peaky Blinders, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

DiddySnitchCraft

BETRAYAL, Celebrity, controversy, crime, Diddy, DiddySnitchCraft, Drama, Entertainment, gossip, Hip Hop, investigation, legal troubles, Music (Industry), Police, Puff Daddy, rapper, Rumors, scandal, Sean Combs, Snitch, Witness

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	77	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to see Diddy Kong snitching on all the other players for stealing his bananas. That’s right, this server is bananas!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled dungeon. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn riding a chicken while juggling diamonds.

So why join this server? Because where else can you witness a dance-off between a creeper and a skeleton, or participate in a llama race where the winner gets a pet dragon?

Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now and see who Diddy will snitch on next!

SadSmilesHideHere

amazing smiles, Confidence, emotional barriers, emotional well being, fear, Happiness, hidden beauty, inner beauty, insecure, mental health, personal struggles, positivity, sad, SadSmilesHideHere, self esteem, self-conscious, Self-expression, Share, social anxiety, Vulnerability, world

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5026
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Meteorites Collected:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	123
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Vanishing Items Found:	7

join dis server and u will see unicorns flying around, pooping rainbows and glitter everywhere. u can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. build a house out of cheese and live happily ever after with a pet dragon that farts diamonds. also, there are secret caves filled with dancing pandas and talking trees. come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life!