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RelativesRageCraft

Assertiveness, Boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family disagreements, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family responsibilities, Family Support, family visitation, hospital etiquette, noise control, patient care, patient comfort, patient needs, RelativesRageCraft, Respect, setting boundaries

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Magic Items Found:	5732
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family gatherings gone wrong? Look no further than our server! We promise no loud birthday parties, no demands for cake money, and definitely no messy furniture mishaps. Join us for a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic-free environment anywhere else. So come on over and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into our virtual world, in which case, we can’t promise any apologies or cake money.

BlockChain Bankruptcy: TeslaTrader306

BANKRUPTCY, Blockchain, Canadian Bank, court case, day trader, finance, Financial Advice, fortune, Investment, investment strategy, lawsuit, Lawsuit Against Bank, legal action, Loss, misleading, stock market, sues, tesla, TeslaTrader306, Trading, wealth, wealth management

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6223
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

so u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit it will make u forget about ur financial troubles? well do i have the server for u! our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like this tesla day trader who lost his entire $306M fortune! but don’t worry, we won’t give u misleading financial advice like that canadian bank did. instead, we will give u the best advice on how to build the sickest minecraft creations and dominate the virtual world! join us now and let’s make some virtual money moves together!

Microbiome Magic: Malaria Recovery Fun

Bangladeshi children, calorically dense, child health, clinical trial, commonly used supplement, dietary intervention, food supplement, Fun, growth improvement, gut health, gut microbiome, immune system, infectious diseases, long-term effects, Magic, malaria, Microbiome, microbiome-based therapies, microbiota, moderate acute malaria, nutrition, public health, Recovery, severe acute malaria

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7207
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where your gut microbiome is the key to success. That’s right, we have a three-month trial where you can take a special food supplement that will make you grow faster than a beanstalk!

Forget about those other servers with their basic food options. On our server, you’ll be chowing down on microbiome-directed goodies that will have you feeling like a Minecraft giant in no time. And get this – we’ve got Bangladeshi children who have recovered from severe acute malaria but still suffer from moderate acute malaria testing out these supplements. And guess what? They’re growing like crazy!

So why wait? Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a powerhouse of growth and strength. Who needs a more calorically dense supplement when you’ve got microbiome-based therapies on your side? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Auto-mine, battle pass, Buyer, Clans, custom enchantments, custom generation, Deadtime, Donations, Economy, Enchanting totems, Events, Free Donations, Grief, Master keys, minecraft server, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, Pirate, Private, private blocks, PvE, PvP, Russian, Survival, Unique TNT, WIPE TODAY

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2347
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

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Robo Brain Minecraft Server

Artificial Intelligence, battle robot, Brain, brain placement, chest, Combat Robots, Engineering, Futuristic technology, head, ideal position, innovation, machine learning, mechanical design, military technology, Minecraft, NECK, Robo, robot development, robotic warfare, robotics, robotics engineering, Server, strategic positioning, Technology, WARFARE

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8043
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Votes:	4284	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have battle robots with brains in their heads, necks, AND chests! That’s right, you never know where the brain of a robot will be located, adding a whole new level of challenge to every battle.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of facing off against robots with brains in unexpected places. Will you aim for the head for a quick victory, or take the riskier route and go for the chest for a chance at a bigger reward? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else! So come on down and see if you have what it takes to outsmart our brainy battle robots.

””/haha/ Minecraft SMP i hate myself””

digital community, Gaming Community, gaming server, habits, haha, hate, ihatemyself, indecision, long tail tags: self loathing, Minecraft, online tag mapping, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, self-destructive behavior, self-hatred, smp, Steam, tagmap, undecided, virtual group, virtual world

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3002
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Void Armor Forged:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

LilCreeperCraft Minecraft Server

college, Communication, Decision making, dna test, emotional impact, family, family conflict, family dynamics, father son, Fatherhood, Honesty, life choices, LilCreeperCraft, long-lost son, Minecraft, moral dilemma, parenting, Paternity, regret, relationships, Secrets, Selflessness, Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4667
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	310
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Zombie Dances:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: You log on to our server and discover that your Minecraft girlfriend from 1991 had a secret child who may or may not be yours. The drama unfolds as you try to navigate the complicated relationships and decide whether or not to reveal the truth to the unsuspecting college-bound son.

But wait, there’s more! Your own family gets involved, accusing you of being selfish and demanding that you be in the child’s life at all costs. Will you stand your ground or give in to the pressure?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous storylines that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

GF Cancelled, Boys Trip Time!

Boys, boys trip, Canceled, CANCELLED, Communication, death in family, decision, depression, disconnected, future plans, insensitivity, irritable, Jealousy, overwhelmed, relationship, Romantic, savings, spur of the moment, Support, Time, trip, Understanding, vacation

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9595
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Enchantments Applied:	95
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Votes:	8791	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions just like this guy who went on vacation without his girlfriend.

Experience the thrill of virtual clubbing, spontaneous trips, and relationship drama all from the comfort of your own blocky world. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the fun and chaos right here?

Join now and see if you can navigate through the ups and downs of virtual relationships, all while building the craziest structures and surviving the wildest adventures. Trust us, it’ll be a vacation you won’t forget (unlike this guy’s real-life trip)!

RegretCraft SMP

forgiveness, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, hindsight lessons, hindsight reflection, hindsight regret, introspection, learn from mistakes, looking back, moving forward, past mistakes, personal growth, Redemption, regret, RegretCraft, remorse, second chances, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, smp

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1102
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Votes:	8898
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Love Letters Sent:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a rollercoaster that goes straight into the fiery pits of the Nether. Our server is filled with insane challenges and quests that will test your skills and sanity.

As for regrets, well, let’s just say that one time I accidentally turned the entire spawn area into a giant slime pit and had to spend hours cleaning it up. But hey, it was totally worth it for the laughs and chaos it caused!

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, then come join our server and see what outrageous adventures await you. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

BroCraftGenderSwap

BroCraftGenderSwap, female perspective, Femininity, gender change, gender differences, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Identity, Gender norms, gender perception, gender reversal, Gender Roles, gender shift, gender stereotypes, gender swap, gender transformation, gender transition, male perspective, Masculinity, societal expectations

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8077
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9856	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	435	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Votes:	6278	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can explore the ultimate gender-bending experience! Imagine a world where men transform into women and have to navigate the challenges of daily life in a whole new way.

Join us for hilarious quests like finding the perfect pair of heels to match your diamond armor, or battling it out in epic catfights with other players over who gets to be the queen bee of the server.

But beware, there are also dangerous mobs lurking around like the dreaded Mansplainer who will try to derail your every move with condescending comments, or the Toxic Ex who will haunt you with passive-aggressive messages in the chat.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many pumpkin spice lattes). See you on the server, ladies (and former gents)!