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WitherTime.ru Minecraft server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3837
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Towns Built:	8

On our server you will find cool events, custom enchantments, custom crafts, bosses, free donations and much more!

WitherTime.ru

Credit Card Debt Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9907
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Are you tired of being in debt and feeling like a creeper is about to explode on your finances? Join our Minecraft server and mine your way to financial freedom! Our players have paid off their credit card debt by finding diamonds, emeralds, and even a rare block of debt-free obsidian! Join now and start digging your way out of debt while building your dream virtual world. Who needs real money when you have virtual riches waiting to be discovered? Join us today and say goodbye to financial stress!

GF Tits Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1421
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Looking for a wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special surprise for you – my girlfriend’s tits! That’s right, you heard me. We love to share her pics as our usual catchphrase, so if you’re into that sort of thing, this is the place for you.

But that’s not all! Our server is full of crazy adventures and insane stories. Like the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance-off in the town square. Or when we built a rollercoaster that went straight into a volcano. And let’s not forget the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of evil villagers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see what kind of shenanigans we get up to. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server!

Sleepless Gaming

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9723
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	2

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𝗠𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗚𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 like parkour, bedwars, party games, monopoly and more !

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The Wose on the Front Page Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1943
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Potions Brewed:	131	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is da wose on da fwont page! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

2. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of PvP combat. You haven’t lived until you’ve been defeated by a llama in a diamond helmet.

3. We have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race through obstacle courses in the sky. It’s like Mario Kart, but with bacon!

4. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re fighting for your life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life!

Swedish Porn Minecraft SMP – Not So Sexy Language

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5757
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4996	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Animals Bred:	54	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage.

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Clucky who thinks he’s a ninja.

But the real reason you should join? We have a Swedish language class every Tuesday where we try to seduce each other with phrases from Swedish porn. Trust us, it’s not as sexy as you think.

So come on over and join the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of pork chops. You’re gonna need it.

Game Start Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Zombie Dances:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Oh, sweet summer child, the game has already started on our Minecraft server! But don’t worry, you haven’t missed out on anything yet because our server operates on a different time zone – the realm of infinite possibilities and endless adventures!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its ears. Rumor has it that whoever tames this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons dance the night away to the latest hits from DJ Villager. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Sunny and Ghost General – Minecraft SMP

#youtube, bandit, Blue, blue ghost, Community, Content Creator, Drama, Fandom, Forgotten, Gaming, general, ghost, intergalactic, intergalactic bandit, Minecraft, Mogu Ghost, ONLINE, smp, Streamer, Sunny, SunnySplosion, Thread, twitch

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	633
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	8897
Holy Grails Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Towns Built:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Welcome to our out-of-this-world Minecraft SMP, where you can join the intergalactic bandit and the blue ghost on their crazy adventures! Forget about drama and get ready for some epic shenanigans with SunnySplosion and Mogu Ghost.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples scattered all over the map! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep Army, led by none other than the mystical Rainbow Sheep Queen. Join forces with her and conquer the land with your colorful wooly warriors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your blocky life! Just remember, drama queens need not apply – we’re too busy having fun to deal with any of that nonsense.

Trump’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5847
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	New Chunks Explored:	405569
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mines Excavated:	3584	Villages Defended:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as President Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build the best wall and make Minecraft great again!

With exclusive appearances from President Trump himself, you’ll feel like you’re in the Oval Office while mining for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that Liz Harrington is secretly the best Minecraft player in the world and will challenge you to a build-off!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden messages and secret codes just like Trump’s tweets. Can you decode them all and unlock the ultimate treasure chest?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, it’ll be huge! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

>Alright time to finally play an ARPG… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	448
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Void Gems Collected:	37	Towns Built:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

>Yo, forget about that boring ARPG, come join our Minecraft SMP where the real action is at!>We’ve got creepers that do the cha-cha, villagers that break out into song and dance, and don’t even get me started on the talking cows!>But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a magical land filled with diamond-encrusted pigs and flying llamas!>So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest adventures of your life!