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PianoCraftWarrior

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Animals Bred:	143	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where Russian pianists are jailed for being too anti-war. Crazy, right? But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden dungeons where you can find rare loot and secret treasures. And don’t even get me started on the pet penguins you can ride into battle. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyMcLifeUpgrade

basic needs, CraftyMcLifeUpgrade, economic disparity, global perspective, global poverty, HUMAN RIGHTS, income inequality, INEQUALITY, living standards, POVERTY, poverty awareness, poverty comparison, poverty line, poverty statistics, quality of life, Social Issues, social justice, socioeconomic status, standard of living, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	654
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	626749
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of cotton candy and the pigs fly with jetpacks. we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs and can teleport you to different dimensions. we also have a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, just for funsies.

the richest player on our server is a talking cow who owns a mansion made entirely of emerald blocks. but don’t worry, we have a support group for players who are jealous of his wealth.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server where anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense. you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun.

ChunkyCraft: Where Even Your Minecraft Character Can Lose Weight!

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2008
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Endless Night Skies:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we give out anti-obesity drugs to players with high body mass index! we estimate 1 in 7 players may qualify for this crazy offer, that’s like 3.6 million potential drug takers! imagine mining for diamonds while on semaglutide, you’ll be unstoppable! join now for a chance to become the skinniest player in the game and dominate the leaderboards with your newfound speed and agility! who needs potions when you have prescription drugs, amirite? #minecraftgoals #getskinnywithus

Triversed: Wizards Thunder but with magic pixelated cats instead of spells

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	513
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	New Chunks Explored:	515747
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Minecraft Server Overview
Embark on an epic journey through the land that makes up this Modded SMP! Triversed will be our first ever series with the addition of mods! Here’s something you’ll like: You guys vote on the mods! We want everyone who plans to play to choose the mods they’d like to see! The community will collaborate and vote on the mods they want to add, and the ones they want to delete! We will also have a factions server that is mostly vanilla! Join us now!

Minecraft Server Overview

Embark on an epic journey through the land that makes up this Modded SMP! Triversed will be our first ever series with the addition of mods! Here’s something you’ll like: You guys vote on the mods! We want everyone who plans to play to choose the mods they’d like to see! The community will collaborate and vote on the mods they want to add, and the ones they want to delete! We will also have a factions server that is mostly vanilla! Join us now!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you can click on the following link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/xxsGp82Srg
Can I vote on the mods to be added or deleted?	Yes, the community collaborates and votes on the mods they want to see added or removed from the server.
Is the factions server completely vanilla?	The factions server is mostly vanilla, but may have some additional features or plugins to enhance gameplay.

SatanicCraft Minecraft Server

Competition, Conflict, cultural beliefs, dark magic, eastern europe, folklore, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Minecraft, Occult practices, political implications, Propaganda, Religion, Rivalry, russia, russians, satanic rituals, SatanicCraft, Server, Supernatural, superstitions, Ukraine, ukrainians

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, Ukrainians are doing satanic rituals to beat the Russians in the ultimate showdown! Join us for a wild ride filled with magic, mayhem, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knew Minecraft could get this crazy? Join now and be a part of the most epic battle in gaming history!

SkyThreadCraft SMP

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9186
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and drama-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the New Friends? Edition where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper”.

Witness epic battles between Iyo and Kairi as they take on the Pure Dyke Collective and the Lesbian Witches in a showdown for the ages. Will they recruit new friends to even the odds, or will they go it alone and show everyone who’s boss?

In other news, Iyo managed to defeat Lyra in a match and they even hugged it out afterwards. But the real shocker was when Zelina jumped in to help Iyo and Kairi take down Sonya – talk about unexpected alliances!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and more drama than a soap opera. Who knows, you might just make some new friends along the way – or enemies, you never know in this crazy world of Minecraft!

Regretful30sMC SMP

30s, 40s, advice, aging, experiences, growth, hindsight, lessons learned, life lessons, looking back, Maturity, midlife crisis, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, personal development, Reflection, Regretful30sMC, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7443
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in your 30s with all those regrets? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your regrets behind as you embark on a hilarious journey filled with epic builds, crazy pranks, and maybe even a few explosions (totally not our fault, blame the creepers). Say goodbye to your 30s and hello to a world where anything is possible, even if it involves riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

RegretCraft: The Mistake You’ll Love

acceptance, Decision making, forgiveness, hindsight, learning experience, letting go, life lesson, love, mistake, moving on, personal growth, positive outlook, Redemption, regret, RegretCraft, resilience, second chances, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, transformation, wisdom, Youll

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9164
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Chimeras Created:	1

Join our Minecraft server and make the mistake of a lifetime! Our server is filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of opportunities for hilarious mishaps.

Ever wanted to accidentally set off a TNT trap in your own base? Or maybe you’ve always dreamed of accidentally punching a villager and starting a full-blown riot in the village? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – we have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato” where you have to pass a live TNT block to other players before it explodes, and “Sheep Jousting” where you ride sheep into battle against other players.

So if you’re looking for a server where mistakes are not only welcomed but encouraged, join us and embrace the chaos! Just make sure to have your respawn button ready at all times.

DownUnderHeatwaveMC

107 degrees, Australia, Australian heatwave, climate change, DownUnderHeatwaveMC, extreme weather, heat record, heatwave, heatwave alert, heatwave conditions, heatwave records, hot weather, hottest winter temperature, record-breaking, record-high temperature, scorching heat, summer in winter, temperature records, weather anomaly, weather extremes, weather news

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4163
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
New Chunks Explored:	421897	Mineshafts Explored:	3

come join our minecraft server, where the heat is always on fire like australia’s hottest winter temperature of 107 degrees. we have lava pools everywhere for you to swim in and get that crispy tan. our mobs are so hot they make you sweat just looking at them.

we have a special event where you have to survive in the desert biome with no water for 24 hours straight. if you make it, you get a diamond block as a reward. but if you die, you have to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the game.

our admins are like the sun, always shining bright and ready to help you out. they even have special powers to summon lightning storms and make the ground shake.

so come on over to our server and experience the heat like never before. just make sure to bring some sunscreen and a fire extinguisher, because things are about to get lit!

Dyson Sphere: Where even creepers are impressed with our modded world

1.20.1, airships, Biomes, building materials, Clockwork, Create, CREEPERS, decor, Discord, Draconic Evolution, Dyson, eureka, GregTech, impressed, Magic, Mekanism, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, multiplayer, Quests, Server, SPHERE, tech enthusiasts, Valkyrien Skies, world

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4934
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	New Chunks Explored:	293174
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	169	Runes Activated:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Magic Items Found:	3869
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

New Update	The Dyson Sphere, a modpack created by SphereMC. Dedicated multiplayer server included.
Mods
Version	Minecraft 1.20.1
RAM Recommendation	6GB minimum

FAQ

Question	Answer
What sets this modpack apart?	This modpack is inspired by ‘All the Mods 9’ but optimized for gameplay and performance with handpicked mods.
How can I get started?	Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/spheremc
What is the server uptime guarantee?	99% uptime with regular server restarts
What is the difficulty level?	Mild