🍆💦cape town gaming Minecraft Servers

RedstoneSisterCleanUp Minecraft Server

anger management, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, emotional intelligence, family conflict, gender equality, Gender Roles, household chores, household etiquette, hygiene, Maturity, menstruation, Minecraft, parenting, period blood, personal space, RedstoneSisterCleanUp, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling rivalry, teenage drama

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Are you tired of dealing with period drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t find any period-soaked underwear left on the bathroom floor! Our virtual world is clean and free of any bodily fluids, so you can game in peace without worrying about stepping on a surprise.

Plus, our server is full of epic quests and adventures that will make you forget all about the real-life drama. Explore hidden caves, battle fierce monsters, and build the most epic base you can imagine. And the best part? No one will ever leave period blood on your virtual rug!

So leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server for a period-free gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

JobBlockerCraft

aita, Degree, Feedback, job application, Job Interview, job opportunity, job prospects, job referral, Job Search, JobBlockerCraft, lying on application, partners friends bf, Recommendation, Recruitment, uk, unemployment, work ethic

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value honesty and hard work! Unlike some people in the real world, we don’t tolerate laziness or dishonesty here.

Join us if you want to escape the drama of unemployed boyfriends who can’t be bothered to apply for jobs and instead rely on others to do the work for them. We promise not to recommend you for any jobs you’re not qualified for, but we will provide a fun and supportive community for you to thrive in.

Don’t let your Minecraft adventures be tainted by shady characters who try to use others for their own gain. Come play with us and leave the drama at the door! And remember, always give credit where credit is due – especially when it comes to job applications. 😂🎮 #MinecraftDrama #JobApplicationGate #JoinUsToday

Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

Crafty, ladies, Minecraft, Server

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Hey gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is like no other, with players who have mastered the art of building with… unconventional materials.

Need some inspiration? Just ask our resident expert who once built a giant castle using only diamond pickaxes! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite tool for building… 😉

BlockyTimeTravel

BlockyTimeTravel, choose, Curiosity, Events, Experience, firsthand, hidden, historical, History, Impactful, moment, Observation, past, perspective, Secrets, Significant, time period, time travel, unnoticed observer, why, Witness

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Step right up, folks! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server has a time machine! That’s right, you can witness any moment in history firsthand, but as an unnoticed observer.

Imagine creeping around in the background of the Battle of Thermopylae, watching Leonidas kick some Persian butt without anyone even knowing you’re there. Or how about chilling with Cleopatra as she seduces Julius Caesar? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our time machine is glitchy as heck, so you might accidentally end up in some wacky situations. Like that time we sent a player back to the Jurassic period and they had to fend off a T-Rex with nothing but a wooden sword. Good times, good times.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride through history – just don’t blame us if you end up accidentally causing the fall of Rome or something. It’s all part of the fun, right?

BorderCrossing Minecraft Server

12 days, border crossing, BorderCrossing, Conflict, demilitarized zone, diplomatic incident, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, military presence, Minecraft, North Korea, north korean, Patrol, Political, provocation, SECURITY, Server, soldiers, south korea, Surveillance, Tension, third time

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OMG u guys, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, North Korean soldiers keep crossing the border to play on it! They can’t resist the epicness of our server, it’s like a magnet for craziness!

One time, Kim Jong Un himself tried to join but got distracted by a creeper and blew up his whole palace! It was so funny, he was like “I demand a rematch!” But we were all like, “Nah, bro, you gotta start from scratch like everyone else!”

Join now and you might even see a North Korean soldier trying to build a nuke out of diamonds or something, it’s wild out here! Plus, our server has the best memes and the dankest jokes, you won’t find that anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

CraftyUkrainianWarriors

aggression, Attack, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianWarriors, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, foreign policy, Frontline, international relations, Military, military intervention, nato, political tensions, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, US weapons, War

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is attacking russia with us weapons on the frontline!! 🤣🤣🤣 join now for a wild ride full of explosions and chaos!! build ur own base and defend against the madness or join the fight and help ukraine take down russia in the most epic battle ever!! 🚀🚀🚀 hurry before putin logs on and tries to stop us!! #minecraftmadness #ukrainevsrussia #usweaponsfordays 😜🔥🎮

BlindCrafters – Keep Your Windows Clean

blind cleaning, BlindCrafters, clean, cleaning blinds, cleaning hacks, cleaning solutions, cleaning techniques, cleaning tips, cleaning tools, dust removal, dusting blinds, dusting tips, easy cleaning, Home decor, home improvement, home maintenance, household chores, interior design, Venetian blinds, window blinds, window coverings, window treatments, windows

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join this epic minecraft server, where we have venetian blinds that clean themselves! no more dusting, just sit back and watch those blinds sparkle like diamonds in the sun. but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move to funky tunes. and don’t even get me started on our pet llama army, they spit rainbows and glitter at anyone who dares to challenge us. so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

CraftyPrimates

Animal Behavior, animal cognition, ape species, cognitive development., conservation efforts, CraftyPrimates, Endangered species, engineering skills, environmental education, INFANTS, jungle animals, orangutan behavior, primate intelligence, primate research, problem solving, rainforest ecology, rainforest habitat, Sumatran orangutans, tool use, wildlife conservation, wildlife rehabilitation

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Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got Sumatran orangutans crafting like pros, man! Dey start building epic structures when dey still in diapers, no joke! Imagine swinging from tree to tree while building a dope treehouse with these orangutans, it’s lit, fam! Plus, dey got mad engineering skills, so you know you gonna see some crazy redstone contraptions and epic builds on dis server. Don’t miss out, join now and get in on the monkey business!

Pixelated Suicide Squad: MC Server

#exciting, #youtube, action, Adventure, animation, Anime, comic books, dc, dc universe, Entertainment, FANTASY, isekai, New Release, pixelated, Sci Fi, Server, squad, squad goals, SUICIDE, suicide squad, Superheroes, Trailer, Villains, watch now

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Are you ready to dive into the craziest Minecraft server ever? Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get handed a diamond sword by Batman himself. Why? Because on this server, superheroes roam the land and fight off creepers with their superpowers. But watch out for the Joker, he’s always up to no good and loves pranking players by turning their houses into giant pies.

Not convinced yet? How about this: instead of mining for resources, you can just ask Wonder Woman to lasso them for you. And if you ever get lost, just call on Superman to fly you back to safety. Oh, and did we mention that the Ender Dragon has been replaced by a giant Kryptonite monster that shoots lasers from its eyes?

So come join us on this epic adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a superhero showdown at every turn? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BendCraft Minecraft Server

animated series, animation, Anime, Bendcraft, crossdressing, Entertainment, gender diversity, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconformity, gender swap, gender transformation, Gender-Bender, japanese animation, LGBTQ, Minecraft, mtf, Server, short film, transformation, Transgender, youtube shorts

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most absurd place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil llamas, and mine for diamonds in a giant chocolate lava pit. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

Once, a player stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a dimension made entirely of cheese. They never returned, but we like to think they’re living their best life surrounded by delicious dairy products.

We also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a llama fashion show. The best-dressed llama wins a diamond-encrusted saddle and eternal glory in llama history.

So come join our server if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Star Shards Collected:	213	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Dimension Hops:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	New Chunks Explored:	877369
Alien Abductions:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

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RedstoneSisterCleanUp Minecraft Server

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JobBlockerCraft

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Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

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BlockyTimeTravel

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BorderCrossing Minecraft Server

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CraftyUkrainianWarriors

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BlindCrafters – Keep Your Windows Clean

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CraftyPrimates

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Pixelated Suicide Squad: MC Server

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BendCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	116
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	322
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Dragons Tamed:	6

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Buildings Constructed:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	679
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Void Gems Collected:	30
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4