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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 1125 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Magic Items Found: | 5477 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 113 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2945 |
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. Top hat llamas. Need I say more?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of heart emojis. It’s like a romantic explosion every time you encounter them.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a tier list of all the players based on their ability to build the most ridiculous structures. Want to be at the top? Better start constructing a castle made entirely of pink wool and diamond blocks.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game!