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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 6952 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels descends from the sky to sing your praises. And if you manage to tame a unicorn, you unlock the ability to fly to the moon and back in a matter of seconds.
Oh, and did we mention the giant floating taco that rains down enchanted golden apples every hour on the hour? Yeah, that’s a thing too.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wielding a sword made of pure diamond? Only on this server, my friend. Only on this server.