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Biden’s Big Oil Pharma Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7659
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	208

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where Joe Biden’s conflicts of interest are 40% big oil/pharma and 60% big tranny, while Trump’s are 60% big oil/pharma and 40% big tranny.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging corrupt politicians and giant pharmaceutical companies? Explore our world filled with crazy conspiracies and hilarious hijinks.

Join now for a chance to uncover the truth behind these outrageous conflicts of interest and maybe even become the ultimate Minecraft conspiracy theorist. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3631
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Divine Spears Created:	25
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the president himself would be shaking in his boots. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate showdown between creepers and zombies, with a side of political drama.

We’ve got players who claim they can build a cathedral taller than the Eiffel Tower, and others who swear they’ve found the secret to turning diamonds into real-life money. Who needs a theocracy when you can have a Minecraft monarchy ruled by a pig wearing a crown?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even run into a player who swears they’ve seen Herobrine in the flesh. It’s all fun and games until someone accidentally blows up the entire server with TNT (again).

StankCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7988
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Farms Harvested:	702	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that smell like stale cheese? Well, come join our server where the aroma of rotten eggs is considered the sweet scent of victory! Our world is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about the stench around you. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually made of chocolate, but you’ll have to join to find out for yourself! So if you’re ready to embrace the weird and wonderful, come join us and discover a whole new world of fun!

GrumpyCraft – Age Edition

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3224
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with boring responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest pixelated castle!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner child and let your imagination run wild. Build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, create a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or even tame a pet zombie pigman to do your bidding.

Forget about bills, deadlines, and all the other stresses of adulthood. On our server, the only thing you’ll be stressing about is whether to build a giant statue of a chicken or a giant statue of a potato.

So come join us and let your inner child roam free in our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to grow up again!

PlasticCraft: The End is Near

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7843
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	537	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Yo, you ever think about how plastic could be the ultimate villain in our lives? Like, imagine a world where plastic takes over and we all become slaves to the plastic overlords. But fear not, brave soul, for there is a way to fight back against the plastic apocalypse! Join our Minecraft server and help us battle against the evil plastic monsters that threaten to destroy us all.

On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to collect rare resources and craft powerful weapons to defeat the plastic menace. Build fortresses made entirely out of recycled materials and show those plastic baddies who’s boss. Plus, you’ll meet other players who share your passion for saving the planet from plastic doom.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a hero in the fight against plastic tyranny! Together, we can save the world, one block at a time.

Minecraft server: DawntrailCraft XIV

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Dragons Tamed:	0	Runes Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate blocky paradise! Join now for a chance to win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe and ride a pig into battle like a true warrior!

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! We have in-game events that will make you question reality, like the Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign where you can win a real-life Ender Dragon egg (Disclaimer: Ender Dragon may or may not hatch and destroy your house).

Don’t miss out on the fun and adventure, join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft master! Just remember to watch out for those pesky creepers and never dig straight down (unless you’re feeling brave)!

F-ListCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6816
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Endless Night Skies:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the term “building relationships” to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, fetishes, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

Our server is like no other, with a webchat for textual roleplaying that will have you crafting steamy stories with like-minded players in no time. Need a break from mining and crafting? Hop into our group forums to discuss all things naughty and nice.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Eye of Gyatthulu, a mythical creature that roams the lands in search of roleplayers brave enough to take on its challenges. Will you be the one to tame this beast and claim its treasures?

So grab your sword, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on a journey through a world of fantasy, fun, and F-list shenanigans. Who knows what adventures await you in our pixelated paradise?

BrattyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9322
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Void Gems Collected:	33	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any family drama like this poor player! Join us and escape the real world craziness with some blocky fun.

Reasons to join our server: 1. No postpartum-induced rants from your sister, guaranteed! 2. Free rent and car payments from a virtual mom who actually cares about you. 3. No more choosing between graduation and a baby delivery room – you can do both on our server!

So come on over and build your way to a drama-free life in our Minecraft world. Who needs real family when you have a virtual one waiting for you?

StepBroSquadCraft

blended family, Boundaries, closeness, Communication, Decision making, Divorce, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, father-son relationship, parenting conflicts, parenting time, Selfishness, sharing a room, sibling relationships, StepBroSquadCraft, Stepbrother, stepchildren, stepfamily, stepmother

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2010
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2254	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual family with no clingy step-siblings trying to invade your personal space!

Join us and create your own dream home without any unwanted roommates trying to climb into your bed at night. Our server offers a peaceful and drama-free environment where you can focus on building and exploring without any family conflicts getting in the way.

Say goodbye to entitled step-parents and step-siblings who think you should be responsible for their kids’ nightmares. On our server, the only responsibility you have is to have fun and enjoy the game without any real-life family drama interfering.

So come join us and escape to a world where you can be the master of your own domain, without any unwanted family members trying to force closeness upon you. Build, explore, and create your own virtual family on our server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is the epic battles with creepers and zombies!

DeathCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2256
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Farms Harvested:	753	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so intense, players have been known to lose their minds and question their very existence. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

With custom-built dungeons that will make you scream for your mommy and PvP battles that will leave you questioning your friendships, our server is not for the faint of heart. And if you’re lucky, you might even come face to face with the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so terrifying that even the Ender Dragon runs in fear.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret hidden treasure that is said to grant wishes to those who find it. Will you be the lucky one to uncover its power, or will you be forever cursed to wander the server in search of something you can never have?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and test your limits, look no further. Join us today and prepare to face the ultimate challenge: What is worse than death?