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LazyTownCraft Minecraft Server

CANCELLED, Concept Art, Development, F for Fascist Sportacus, Fan film, Julianna Mauriello, LazyTown, LazyTownCraft, leaked, Magnus Scheving, Minecraft, Movie, official product, Rated R, reprise, Roles, Seething, Server, sportacus, STEPHANIE, trump, twitter

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8096
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	348	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have enough drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a real-life soap opera! We may not have R-rated LazyTown movies (thanks a lot, Trump), but we do have scandalous leaks and Twitter feuds that will keep you entertained for hours.

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Magnus Scheving and Julianna Mauriello as they fight to reclaim their roles as Sportacus and Stephanie. Will they succeed? Will there be a plot twist that no one saw coming? Only time will tell on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more dramatic than a reality TV show, come join us and prepare to be entertained like never before. Who needs R-rated movies when you have the craziness of our Minecraft world?

GiftRage Minecraft Server

Birthday, Communication, Conflict, emotions, expensive gift, family, financial trouble, gift, GiftRage, Gratitude, high school, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MONEY, parents, Phone, relationships, Server, teenage girl, teenager, ungrateful, Value

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2709
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Animals Bred:	83
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6478
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful parents who buy you expensive gifts when you specifically asked for something more practical? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own phone out of blocks and never have to worry about ungrateful parents again!

On our server, you can create your own virtual phone that never breaks, never needs an upgrade, and never costs more than you want to spend. Build a world where financial troubles don’t exist and where you can be as grateful or ungrateful as you want without any consequences.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind – because who needs a new phone when you can have a virtual one that’s always perfect?

MallMishapCraft

age, Apology, bad day at work, bathroom, creepy behavior, department store, female, mall worker, MallMishapCraft, marital status, Protective, protective uncle, retail worker, short temper, showdown, toxic guilt, uncle, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable questions, verbal harassment

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2947
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Hey there gamers!

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Well, look no further because on our server, you won’t have to worry about creepy retail workers hitting on you in the mall bathrooms!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft your way to victory without any unwanted advances from strangers. And hey, if you ever need backup, just call on your protective uncle to come to your rescue like a knight in shining armor.

So come on down to our server and leave the drama at the mall. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual retail worker to apologize to you on their knees for a change! Join now for a hilarious and drama-free gaming experience like no other.

Creeper’s Anonymous Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anxiety triggers, awkward predicament, CREEPERS, embarrassing fear, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing situation, fear of being laughed at, fear of failure, fear of judgment, fear of ridicule, irrational fears, irrational thoughts, Minecraft, public embarrassment, ridiculous scenarios, Server, social anxiety, social awkwardness, specific fear, specific phobia, uncomfortable scenario, unique phobia, Worst Case Scenario

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3395
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	193	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you afraid of accidentally punching a llama in Minecraft and starting a llama uprising against you? Well, fear no more because on our server, llamas are banned from spawning within a 100-block radius of your base! Join now and avoid the wrath of the llama army!

CraftyCreeperz

#clandestine activities, #covert operations, behind-the-scenes happenings, concealed activities, confidential updates, covert happenings, CraftyCreeperz, current affairs, hidden news, obscure happenings, overlooked occurrences, secret developments, under-the-radar events, underreported issues, undisclosed information., unnoticed events, unnoticed trends, unpublicized incidents, unreported news, unseen events

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4182
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	New Chunks Explored:	823618
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9102	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant unlimited mining abilities and the power to turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Army, a group of chickens who have banded together to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with dancing villagers and glowstone dance floors. Can you find it and join in on the fun?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

PanicCraft: Don’t Be Manipulated!

abusive behavior, control tactics, dont, emotional manipulation, emotional wellbeing, fear-mongering, Gaslighting, Manipulated, Manipulation, manipulation signs, manipulation tactics, manipulation techniques, manipulation warning signs, mental health, mental manipulation, mind games, Panic, PanicCraft, psychological manipulation, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9988
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	164	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	New Chunks Explored:	356409
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that it’s, like, the best ever. like, seriously, it’s so good that even herobrine himself plays on it.

we got, like, a million diamonds just waiting for u to mine them. and the mobs? oh man, they’re so dumb they’ll just walk right into lava without even realizing it.

also, did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named bacon? yeah, he’s, like, super chill and will give u free enchanted gear just for saying hi.

oh, and if u see a chicken riding a creeper, don’t worry, they’re just best friends. it’s totally normal here.

so, like, come join us and have the time of ur life. just watch out for the flying cows, they’re a little aggressive.

Silvermons: Minecraft Server of Misfit Pixelmon and Endless Tournaments! Join the chaos!

Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Chaos, Curseforge, custom level cap, ELITE 4, Endless, friendly community, Gyms, Join, Minecraft, minecraft 1.16.5, Misfit, Modded, Modpack, non pay-to-win, Pixelmon, Player Gym system, Rank progression, Server, server ip, Silvermons, Tournaments

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Silvermons Server Overview:

Description
Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has of content for players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

Description

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has of content for players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

Server Information:

Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Minecraft Version	Pixelmon Reforged on 1.16.5
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

FAQ:

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.

Q: What content does the server have for players?

A: The server offers a custom level cap and rank progression system, exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gyms, Fun Events, and more.

Q: What version of Pixelmon Reforged is the server running?

A: The server is running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by using the server IP: play.silvermons.com

86Craft Minecraft Server

86 45, 86Craft, controversy, Government, GovWhitmer, Michigan, Minecraft, online communication, policy decisions, political analysis, political commentary, Political debate, political discourse, political figures, political implications, political polarization, Politics, public opinion, Server, social media, social media impact, twitter, united states

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5580
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Enchantments Applied:	177
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3821	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers. Our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our pixelated paradise. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll unlock unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Minecraft server: MiniCraftyKe

Anime, budgeting, Challenges, comedy, Daily Life, Expenses, family, financial support, friendship, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Manga, Minami-ke, Minecraft, MiniCraftyKe, parents, relationships, responsibilities, school life, Server, Siblings, slice of life, support system

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so immersed in the game that they forget about their real life responsibilities! Join us and witness the chaos as players build elaborate structures while neglecting their basic needs like food and rent. Who needs parents when you have a virtual world to escape to? Plus, rumor has it that the diamonds you mine in-game can be exchanged for real-life currency to pay for your bills. So come join us and see how long you can survive without adult supervision!

GiftTrackersMC

Birthday, Communication, consideration, Etiquette, Expectation, family, follow-up, generational differences, gift, gift giving, GiftTrackersMC, Gratitude, Kindness, Manners, misunderstanding, older generation, Rude, social media, thank you, thoughtful, tradition

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9772
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about not receiving a thank you for your virtual gifts! Our players are always grateful for the diamonds, gold, and enchanted items you share with them. And if you don’t get a thank you in-game, just ask – we encourage communication and manners here!

Join us for a wacky adventure where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. And if you ever feel like your gifts are being taken for granted, our admins will step in and make sure everyone shows their appreciation.

So come on over to our server and experience the joy of giving and receiving in a virtual world where politeness reigns supreme. Who knew Minecraft could teach us all a lesson in gratitude?