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SlimCraft: Brain Boosted & Hungry-Free

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6540
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5203	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Star Shards Collected:	206
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Animals Bred:	185
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Holy Grails Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it will literally alter ur brain connectivity like an 8-week low-calorie diet but without the hunger pangs, yo. like, imagine ur brain lighting up like a disco ball in regions linked to emotion and memory, all cuz u decided to log on and play some blocky games. plus, u will totally lose ur appetite for boring servers once u see the insane builds and epic adventures waiting for u here. so come on, join us and level up ur brain while having a blast in the virtual world. u won’t regret it, promise!

Hyperspeed

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5927
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

We present to you the Hyperpseed Minecraft server:

45.43.163.18:25504

CheeseCraft: The Server Where You Can Make So Much Butter You’ll Lactose Your Mind!

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4457
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Key Points
Provide a variety of feature-rich modes
Strict prevention of all forms of cheating
Friendly community for all skill levels

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are mods allowed on the server?	No, except for specific ones listed for Badlion Client.
What happens if someone is caught cheating?	They will receive a permanent, unpardonable ban.
Is toxic behavior tolerated on the server?	No, any rude or discriminatory behavior will not be tolerated.
What version does the server run on?	The server always runs on the latest version available.
Is joining the Discord server required?	It is not required but highly recommended for updates and feedback.

Ready to join our server? Use the IP below:

IP(Java and Bedrock): play.buddercraft.net

NO MODDED OR PIRATED CLIENTS ALLOWED! PLEASE ADHERE TO THE SERVER RULES.

Allowed Clients:

Badlion Client (Only specified mods listed for Badlion are allowed)

Allowed Mods for Badlion:

Animations, Block Overlay, Clear Glass, CPS, Crosshair, Damage Tint, Enchant Glint, FPS, Hit Color, Item Physics, KeyStrokes, OofMod, Ping, Tab

Please note that the server is still in beta phase, so expect bugs and lacking features. Your suggestions are welcome for improvements before the official release.

RivalCraft Minecraft Server

Battered, Character development, Competition, Conflict, Drama, dynamic, emotional, EXTREME, homo lust, Housewife, INTENSE, Jealousy, long tail tag, love-hate, Minecraft, Obsession, Protagonist, relationship, RivalCraft, Rivalry, Server, TOXIC, WORST

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9461
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1465
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the rivalry dynamic is taken to a whole new level! Join now and witness the epic saga of the protagonist who has an extreme homo lust for his rival. Will they fight to the death or will their forbidden love conquer all?

But wait, there’s more! If that’s not crazy enough for you, how about the protagonist being like a battered housewife for his rival? Watch as he cooks, cleans, and mines for his abusive rival, all while secretly plotting his revenge. It’s like a soap opera meets a survival game, only on our Minecraft server!

So why wait? Join now for a one-of-a-kind gaming experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else.

[Fantastic News] SMP: BlocktopiaCraft

#Fantastic News, Admiration, aew, BlocktopiaCraft, Celebrity, Entertainment, Enthusiasm, EXCITEMENT, Fan, Fandom, fantastic, Ibuki-chan, Idol, Japanese culture, News, Popular, smp, social media, Support, Tony Khan-sama, trending, wrestling

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2827
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Mines Excavated:	2644
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6722	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the one and only Ibuki-chan is a die-hard fan of Tony Khan-sama! That’s right, you’ll get to witness epic battles between creepers and zombies while Ibuki-chan cheers them on like it’s a wrestling match! Plus, rumor has it that Tony Khan-sama himself may make a guest appearance to challenge the Ender Dragon to a cage match. Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join our server today!

Toddler-Free Travel: Sis, AITA?

#breastfeeding, aita, Bonding, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, compromise, Decision making, Expectations, family, Feedback, Girls trip, Honesty, quality time, Respect, Sis, sister, Support, Toddler, ToddlerFree, travel, Understanding, vacation

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3215
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7455	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Endless Night Skies:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mines Excavated:	3554	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family vacation with a toddler and a breastfeeding baby? Look no further! Our server is so kid-friendly, even the creepers will offer to babysit your little ones.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the chaos of family vacations and Ed Sheeran concerts. Build your dream world, battle epic bosses, and maybe even find a diamond or two (or three, we won’t judge).

So come on down to our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster first. And remember, on our server, toddlers are welcome, but only if they can hold their own against a horde of zombies. See you there!

RareBlockz

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6793
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Farms Harvested:	539	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

A Minecraft server where diamonds grow on trees, creepers give you hugs instead of exploding, and pigs can fly (literally)! Join our server for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures and unexpected surprises at every turn. Explore our custom-built world where you can ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil unicorns, and even discover a secret portal to a dimension where chickens rule the land. Don’t miss out on the chance to join this one-of-a-kind server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few overzealous sheep). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

NorthernCraft Server – Explore & Build!

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

lol u should totally join our minecraft server instead of going to northern israel, like who even wants to go there when u can be building epic castles and battling dragons in our server? plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any zombie apocalypses that might happen. so come join us and avoid the drama in northern israel, u won’t regret it!

CraftyCombat: USvsIran

aggression, airstrike, Conflict, CraftyCombat, Defense, escalation, FEBRUARY, foreign policy, international relations, Iran-backed forces, iraq, launches, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Political, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strike, Tension, united states, US, USvsIran

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Crops Grown:	4767
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mines Excavated:	3302	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, just like how the US launched a strike on Iran-backed forces in Iraq, except way more fun and way less political tension, ya know? like, you gotta join this server cuz it’s gonna blow your mind like those missiles blew up those bad guys, but in a good way, ya feel me? we got so much crazy stuff goin’ on, it’s like a war zone but with blocks and stuff, so come join the party and let’s blow stuff up together, virtually of course!

ReadCraft: More Books, Less Competence

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ores Mined:	6625
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Votes:	7980	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Farms Harvested:	234
Runes Activated:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

so like, if you wanna join this epic minecraft server, you gotta know that like, reading more books doesn’t mean you gonna be a pro reader, ya know? it’s all about the vibes and the energy you bring to the table, like in minecraft, you gotta bring your A game and build the most epic structures ever seen in the virtual world. join us and unleash your inner block-building beast, because who needs reading skills when you can be a minecraft master, amirite? let’s get this party started, woohoo!