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PickaxePickupLines – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7353
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Crops Grown:	6546
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to use your best pickup lines on our players and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate. Who knows, you might even find someone who will mine diamonds with you for eternity! So come join us, where love is just a creeper explosion away!

FoodComaCraft

culinary fatigue, culinary repetition, dislike, food aversion, food boredom, food burnout, food excess, food exhaustion, food monotony, food overconsumption, food overindulgence, food regret, food repetition, food saturation, food weariness, FoodComaCraft, overeating, overindulgence, palate fatigue

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6836
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	New Chunks Explored:	185958
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of eating the same old food in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about food again! Our server has a magical food system where every time you eat a potato, it turns into a golden apple! Say goodbye to boring old potatoes and hello to endless golden apples!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Tree! Yes, you heard that right. A tree that grows bacon! Imagine building your house next to a Bacon Tree and waking up to the delicious smell of sizzling bacon every morning. It’s a dream come true!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where food is never boring and bacon grows on trees. You’ll never look at potatoes the same way again!

BullBanCraft – No Bullfighting Allowed!

activism, Allowed, animal cruelty, Animal protection, animal rights, animal rights movement, animal welfare, Ban, bill, BullBanCraft, bullfighting, colombia, Cruelty, cultural practices, Entertainment, ethical issues, legislation, president, PROTESTS, public opinion, south america, tradition

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

yOu knOw what else is banned? Boring Minecraft servers! cOme join us in a land where bullfighting is banned and fun is mandatory! We have llamas that can do the Macarena and pigs that can fly (literally, we have a mod for that)! Our community is so lit, we once had a dance party with the Ender Dragon! sO what are you waiting for? jOin us now and let’s make some crazy memories together!

ChemicalCraft: Mirror Universe

alternate dimensions, Alternate Reality, chemical formula, ChemicalCraft, cosmic mysteries, Exploration, infinite possibilities, interdimensional travel, Mind Blowing, mind-bending, MIRROR, Mirrors, Multiverse, parallel universe, Quantum Mechanics, reality bending, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, theoretical physics, theoretical science, thought experiment, Universe

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7214
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have cracked the code to view other universes through mirrors!! 😱🌌

imagine building your blocky castle while peering into a parallel dimension where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking infinite diamonds. 🐔💎

so why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be exploring alternate realities and chatting with poultry prodigies? join us now before the mirror universe police shut us down! 🚓🔑

TowerSMP

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, mmorpg, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7177
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Crops Grown:	4080
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Welcome to TowerSMP, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure and creativity meet! Step into a world filled with epic structures, challenging quests, and a tight-knit community of passionate players. Whether you’re an experienced builder or just starting out, TowerSMP has something for everyone.

Our server is specifically designed to elevate your gaming experience. With unique plugins, exciting events, and a dynamic economy, there’s always something new to discover. Team up with friends to construct impressive towers, defend your bases from hostile mobs, and explore mysterious dungeons packed with valuable treasures.

At TowerSMP, it’s not just about the game but also the community. Make new friends, share your creations, and learn from the best builders in our active Discord server. We believe in fair play and a friendly environment, ensuring everyone has a great time.

So what are you waiting for? Join TowerSMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Your new journey starts here.

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FootFetishFaded Minecraft Server

acceptance, CHANGE, Development, Evolving, feet, foot fetish, FootFetishFaded, gross, Improvement, Minecraft, personal growth, progress, robot card, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self-acceptance, Server, Shirts, Shoes, SNEAKERS, Social, transformation

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magic Items Found:	1126
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of being a social sperg? Are you ready to turn in your robot card and embrace the world of normal shoes and shirts? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the transformation from foot fetishist to fashionista. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are wearing designer shoes and Gucci shirts. So come on, join us and leave your grotty old t-shirts behind. Who knows, you might even start feeling less shit this year!

SchnitzelCraft SMP – Minecraft SMP /deutsch/

abenteuer, ausgabe, Badesee, CHICAS, deutsch, Entspannung, Erinnerungen, FREUNDE, Gruppenausflug, Minecraft, natur, Picknick, Reise, SchnitzelCraft, Schwimmen, smp, sommer, sonne, Sonnenbaden, Spas, Strand, Urlaub, Wassersport

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6006
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because Ausgabe vom Badesee mit den Chicas is here to shake things up!

Join our server and experience the ultimate beach party extravaganza! Picture this: you and your fellow players chilling by the virtual lake, sipping on virtual cocktails, and soaking up the virtual sun. But watch out, because the Chicas are always up to some mischief – you never know when a water balloon fight might break out!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary underwater dance party. Dive deep into the lake and boogie down with the sea creatures as the DJ spins the hottest tracks. Just be careful not to get too carried away and drown!

So why wait? Join Ausgabe vom Badesee mit den Chicas today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you can have beach parties and underwater raves?

Sister’s Entitled Inn – Minecraft Server

birthday crasher, entitled, entitled sister, family boundaries, family charity, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family entitlement, family expectations, family relationships, INN, Minecraft, Server, sibling boundaries, sibling conflict, sibling entitlement, sibling expectations, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sisterly entitlement, sisters, spoiled rotten, unwanted kids

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6502
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Votes:	9399
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from crazy family drama like never before! Join us and leave behind the sister who thinks she’s entitled to your hard-earned money just because you’re a successful doctor now.

On our server, you can build your dream home without worrying about uninvited siblings showing up and demanding designer purses. And don’t worry about any glass vases being destroyed – unless, of course, you want to destroy them yourself for fun!

With no unwanted kids or parents playing favorites, you can finally enjoy some peace and quiet while you mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content. So come join us and leave the family drama behind – because in this Minecraft world, you’re the one in control!

DivorceCraft – No Sisterly Chat!

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Chat, children, cold-hearted, Communication, Divorce, divorce support, DivorceCraft, emotional turmoil, extended family, family drama, family dynamics, in-laws, Infidelity, Marriage, relationships, Resentment, setting boundaries, sibling rivalry, Sisterly, tough love, trust issues

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3340
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ores Mined:	9898	Alien Abductions:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7083
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no divorces, no family feuds, and definitely no bad decisions like marrying someone who doesn’t want their family around.

Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which color sheep to shear first. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter their family dynamics or lack thereof.

So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. We guarantee you won’t hear any stories about secret family meetings or grandparent disputes here. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. See you in the game!

ThiccThighs4MinecraftSMP

attractiveness, beauty standards, body acceptance, body image, body positivity, body shape, curvy women, male perspective, personal preference, Physical attraction, physical preferences, self-confidence, societal norms, ThiccThighs4MinecraftSMP, thick calves, thick hips, thick legs, thick thighs, thick thighs appreciation

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1922
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	39	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t appreciate the true beauty of thick thighs? Look no further, because on our server, we worship thick thighs like they’re made of diamonds! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, plenty of thick thighs to go around. Who knew that Minecraft could be so thicc and juicy? Join now and find out for yourself!