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| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 6394 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 121 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 5179 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 91 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
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