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WildlifeCollapse Minecraft Server

Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, Endangered species, environmental crisis, environmental devastation, Extinction, global impact, habitat loss, Minecraft, points of no return, Report, Server, species preservation, urgent action needed, Warning, wildlife decline, wildlife populations, wildlife protection, WildlifeCollapse

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	550
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Runes Activated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u gotta protect the animals n stuff? well dis server is all about savin dem wildlife populations from collapsin!! we got pandas, polar bears, dolphins, u name it!! but dey all in danger of reachin ‘points of no return’ so u gotta come help us save dem!! join us on dis epic adventure to protect da animals and save da world!! plus, we got free cake for all new players cuz who doesn’t love cake, amirite?? so come on, join us and be a hero for da animals!! 🐼🐻🐬🍰🌍

MeloniCraft: No Pro-Hamas Allowed!

Allowed, anti-terrorism, Conflict, Europe, expels, expulsion, extremism, Imam, immigration, international relations, italy, Meloni, MeloniCraft, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro-Hamas, proHamas, radicalization, Religion, security measures, Terrorism, times of india, Zulfiqar Khan

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2790
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Enchantments Applied:	120

lol come join this cray cray minecraft server where we kick out pro-Hamas imams like Zulfiqar Khan cuz ain’t nobody got time for dat drama. we be building epic castles and battling dragons like it’s nobody’s business. plus, we got a secret underground club where we party with llamas and eat pizza all day long. so come on over and join the fun before the imams start causing more trouble. let’s show ’em who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels.

Java Jolt: Protect Your Brain!

Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s research, amnestic, Brain, brain function, brain health, Caffeine, caffeine benefits, caffeine intake, caffeine research, cerebrospinal fluid biomarkers, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, cognitive impairment, Consumption, dementia prevention, higher odds, java, Jolt, Memory Loss, neuroprotection, Protect, protective role

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6759
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
New Chunks Explored:	545901	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Crops Grown:	5087	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Towns Built:	7

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA BESTEST COFFEE SHOP IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD! SIP ON SOME JAVA WHILE U BUILD UR EPIC CASTLE!

WE GOT COFFEE FOUNTAINS, COFFEE WATER SLIDES, COFFEE RAINBOWS! U NAME IT, WE GOT IT!

PLUS, DRINKIN’ COFFEE HERE WILL MAKE U SUPER SMART! U’LL BE BUILDIN’ REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS LIKE A GENIUS!

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR COFFEE PARADISE AND LEVEL UP UR BRAIN CELLS WHILE U LEVEL UP UR MINECRAFT SKILLS! YA WONT REGRET IT, PROMISE! ☕🏰🤯

The Block Party Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, CLANDESTINE, Concealed, confusion, Curiosity, doubt, Enigma, hidden, Identity, inquiry, Minecraft, Mystery, Party, perplexity, puzzlement, query, question.., response, secret, Server, uncertainty, unknown, Wonder

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4465
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	200	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Astral Projections Made:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Ores Mined:	6013

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, boy do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the majestic rainbow unicorn pig. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of Hungry Hungry Hippos, with players riding on the backs of Ender Dragons and trying to gobble up as many sheep as possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Corner Hand Raiser Minecraft SMP

Body language, Communication, competitive spirit, Corner, Corners, Etiquette, Fair Play, Gestures, Hand, Minecraft, non-verbal communication, Raiser, raising hand, Respect, Signaling, smp, Soccer, sports etiquette, sports rules, Sportsmanship, sportsmanship in soccer, team sports, teamwork

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	861
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

NoPipeNoNeighbor

autistic adult, breach notice, Deception, Flooding, ground floor unit, Incompetence, insurance claim, isolation tap, legal action, neighbour dispute, Noisy, NoPipeNoNeighbor, plumbing works, property rights, Renovations, safe space, strata managed building, VCAT, VIOLATION, water pipe

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6862
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Divine Spears Created:	28
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4474
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only flooding you’ll experience is from your tears of laughter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where your upstairs neighbor’s water isolation tap is actually a secret entrance to a hidden dungeon filled with treasure and monsters. Will you be able to navigate through the flooded rooms and defeat the evil builders who caused the chaos?

But that’s not all – the Owners Corp is secretly a group of rogue players who will stop at nothing to claim the copper pipe as their own. Will you join forces with them or stand your ground and protect your property at all costs?

With lawyers, VCAT hearings, and $10k worth of drama, this server is not for the faint of heart. But if you’re up for a challenge and ready to defend your safe space from invaders, then come on down and join the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

TrueFriendSMP – Minecraft SMP

authentic friendship, Best Friend, close bond, Companionship, deep friendship, friendship, genuine connection, genuine friend, kindred spirit”, lifelong friend, loyalty, meaningful relationships, Minecraft, reliable friend, smp, soulmate, support system, true confidant, true friend, true friendship, TrueFriendSMP, Trust, trustworthy companion

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

When they didn’t steal your diamonds in Minecraft SMP! Join our server where the creepers are friendly, the pigs fly, and the villagers break out into dance parties every night.

But beware, there’s a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server with their egg-splosive weapons. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them and save the day.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for a wild ride of epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable friendships. Who knows, you might even find your new best friend in a cow wearing a top hat.

FunCraft2021

activities, Adventure, amusement, enjoyment, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fun, FunCraft2021, games, Happiness, hobbies, joy, Laughter, leisure, pastimes, Playtime, Pleasure, Recreation, Relaxation, socializing, Unwinding

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4684
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Magic Items Found:	4969	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Easy peasy. Want to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies? You got it!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about our annual lava surfing competition. Test your skills as you ride the fiery waves of molten rock, dodging flaming arrows and dodgy skeletons along the way.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most exhilarating adventure of your pixelated life!

TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

annexation, Asia-Pacific, China, cross-strait relations, Democracy, east asia, foreign policy, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Minecraft, Politics, president, regional security, resistance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan-China Conflict, TaiwanCraft, Taiwanese government, Taiwanese Independence, Tsai Ing-wen, Xi Jinping

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3402
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mines Excavated:	4673
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we FIGHT OFF the evil forces of CHINA trying to take over our pixelated land! Our new Taiwan president is a total BADASS and is ready to lead us to victory against the annexation! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some dumplings along the way! Don’t let China take over our server, come join the resistance and help us protect our blocky homeland! #TaiwanStrong #MinecraftWarriors #DumplingPower

UNIFIL3FireIsraeliTroops

ceasefire violation, Conflict Resolution, cross-border tensions, escalation of violence, firing incident, international news, Israeli troops, Lebanon Border, Middle East conflict, Military Action, military response, peace negotiations, peacekeeping mission, regional instability, security breach, southern Lebanon, U.N. source, UN peacekeepers, UNIFIL positions, UNIFIL3FireIsraeliTroops, united nations

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8934
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where the action is so intense, it’s like Israeli troops firing at 3 UNIFIL positions in southern Lebanon! We’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and non-stop excitement that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart).

Come on down and experience the thrill of dodging arrows like a pro, building towering castles that would make even the most seasoned architect jealous, and exploring a world so vast and full of surprises, it’s like getting lost in a maze made of diamond blocks.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the virtual world of Minecraft)!