can’t make people laugh anymore Minecraft Servers

JackCraft Server: Where the Blocks Are Black

Black, blocks, can’t make a good movie in almost two decades, can’t make people laugh anymore, eventually Jack goes on /b/ to prove to zoomers and millennials that he is still cool, fat piece of shit, gets reduced into doing musical tours instead of starring in box office blockbusters, instead of laughing with him we are laughing at him, jack black, JackCraft, out of his prime, Server, sings but can’t actually sing and sounds like a shit, why doesn’t he just kill himself and end this embarrassment

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Villages Defended:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Towns Built:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52

Are you tired of feeling like a fat piece of shit? Are you out of your prime and can’t seem to make a good movie in almost two decades? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and pretend to be a superstar like Jack Black!

On our server, you can sing your heart out (even if you sound like a complete shit), star in your own box office blockbusters (in Minecraft form, of course), and make people laugh until they cry (or until they pee their pants from laughing too hard).

And the best part? You can prove to all those zoomers and millennials that you’re still cool by joining our server and showing off your mad skills. So why not join today and escape the embarrassment of real life? Who needs Jack Black when you can be your own superstar on our server!

Celestial Legends

Celestial Legends, Custom world, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Server, skill, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9536
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Celestial Legends an RPG server. We have much featurs like skill, custome world, dungeons and more! If you Interested you can join our discord for more.

celestiallegends.my.id:25164

Tuna Town – Where towns can’t even fish in peace. Raiding and PVP galore, just don’t forget the sunscreen!

Battles, Claim, declare war, DEFEND, discord live chat, dont, Fair Play, Fish, forget, Galore, Growing Community, Kingdom, Loot, MCMMO, Passive SMP, Peace, PvP, PvP Action, Raid, Raiding, rank up, Regenerate, Rise, Silk Touch Spawners, smp, sunscreen, Survival, TOWN, Towns, tuna, Unlock Perks, voice chat, Wartime, Wilderness

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2031
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Votes:	3411
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Server Name	TerminaMC.com
IP	terminamc.com
Discord	discord.gg/Termina
Bedrock	19132
Java	25565

Overview:

Additional Information:

Play Your Way: Support for all survival play styles, from intense PvP battles to passive SMP.
Event War: Declare war on enemy towns and raid their loot during Wartime.
Claim Your Part of the Wilderness: Stake your claim and build your dream kingdom with Towny.
No Pay-to-Win: Fair play and progression through gameplay, no unfair advantages for paying players.
All About Community: Growing community focused on creating the ultimate SMP server.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, we believe in fair play and earning perks through gameplay.

Q: Can I declare war on other towns?

A: Yes, if you own a town, you can declare war on enemy towns and raid their loot during Wartime.

Q: How can I join the server’s Discord community?

A: You can join our Discord community by following this link: discord.gg/Termina.

Q: What makes TerminaMC.com unique?

A: Our server offers a range of gameplay options, from intense PvP battles to passive SMP, all within a growing and tightly-knit community focused on creating the ultimate SMP experience.

UnicornCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, anticipation, digital entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fandom, FANTASY, Gaming, GATES, internet culture, LIVESTREAMING, Minecraft, mythical creatures, Online Community, Prepare, Server, Technology, UnicornCraft, unicorns, unkept, virtual personalities, virtual reality, virtual world, vtuber culture

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4699
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Get ready to embark on the most magical Minecraft adventure of your life on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly skilled vtubers who have mastered the art of Minecraft in ways you never thought possible.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild vtuber appears and challenges you to a build battle. But here’s the catch – you have to build a giant unicorn made entirely out of pink wool! And if you win, you get a special prize – a virtual hug from your favorite vtuber!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep of Destiny. Legend has it that whoever can find and tame this elusive creature will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to discover the Rainbow Sheep and have your wildest dreams come true?

So what are you waiting for, unicorn enthusiasts? Join our server today and immerse yourself in the wacky world of vtuber culture. Who knows what adventures await you in this magical land of pixelated wonders!

TradeCraft Minecraft Server

learn trading, Minecraft, online trading, Server, snake oil, Tradecraft, Trading, trading advice, trading community, trading courses, trading education, trading knowledge, trading market, trading mentors, trading mindset, trading pitfalls, trading platforms, trading resources, trading scams, trading skills, Trading Strategies, trading success, trading tips

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1462
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Tired of getting scammed by shady traders in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the only place where you can learn the ancient art of trading without getting duped by snake oil salesmen. Our experienced players will teach you the secrets of the trade, from bartering with villagers to setting up your own shop selling rare items like enchanted diamond armor and golden apples. Join us now and become a master of the marketplace!

FrustratedGF vs AnnoyingBF Minecraft Server

AnnoyingBF, Communication, delegation, Deposit, Electric, FrustratedGF, Frustration, gas, installation fee, internet, Minecraft, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Moving in, nagger, partner, renting, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, setting up, Trash, Utilities, Water

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	634
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	239	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where setting up utilities is the ultimate challenge! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the chaos of trying to get gas, electric, and internet set up in your virtual world.

Just like in real life, you’ll encounter unexpected hurdles and obstacles along the way. Will your partner remember to pay the deposit for gas, or will you be left taking cold showers in your pixelated home? Can you trust your partner to handle the electric setup, or will you be left in the dark?

But the real kicker? The internet provider in our Minecraft world might not even service your community! Will you be able to overcome this virtual nightmare and finally get connected to the online world?

Join us on this hilarious adventure filled with frustration, miscommunication, and maybe a little nagging. Who knew setting up utilities could be so entertaining?

MILs Bday Prank: Hide & Seek!

BDay, birthday celebration, birthday present, Communication, Cultural differences, Disappointment, emotional impact, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, favoritism, gift giving, Hide, hurt feelings, husband, MIL, mils, online shopping, personal connection, prank, relationship, Seek, sibling rivalry, thoughtful gesture

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Emeralds Found:	6777	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Star Shards Collected:	196	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never feel left out like this poor husband! Our server is the perfect place for those who want to feel loved, appreciated, and showered with gifts (virtual ones, of course).

Join us and receive a virtual iPhone, expensive pullovers, and even perfume for your Minecraft character’s birthday! Our server is filled with caring players who will make sure you feel special every day.

Don’t worry about receiving just a gift card or a candle – on our server, the gifts are always top-notch and guaranteed to make you smile. And if your in-game neighbor tries to hide your presents, we’ll make sure you get them in time to celebrate properly.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where everyone is the favorite child and no one gets left out. And remember, in this virtual world, you’ll always feel loved and appreciated – even if your real-life mother-in-law is a bit forgetful.

NoFameForThem

Attention, Celebrity, celebrity culture, controversial, criticism, entertainment industry, Fame, fame hungry, gossip, Media, NoFameForThem, overexposed, Overrated, Popular, public figure, scrutiny, spotlight, TALENTLESS, Undeserved, undeserving, unearned

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9921
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Holy Grails Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Buildings Constructed:	21
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic celebrity death matches! That’s right, we’ve got a special arena where you can watch Justin Bieber face off against Kim Kardashian in a no-holds-barred fight to the death. Plus, our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all – the elusive Karen! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, celebrity-filled world!

GasPriceWars Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, Economy, efforts, ENERGY, foreign policy, gas prices, GasPriceWars, international relations, iran, Iran sanctions, low, Minecraft, Oil prices, Politics, russia, Russia sanctions, SANCTION, sanctions, Server, sources, united states, US, wsj

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5812
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life like trying to sanction russia and iran but failing because gas prices are too low, like what even is that logic? on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from crazy world leaders and their shenanigans. plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll unlock the power to control gas prices and bring peace to the world. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world, one block at a time!

CreeperCinemaGang

anti-semitism, Attack, Cinema, Community, CreeperCinemaGang, discrimination, France, hate crime, Incident, intolerance, Jewish, Minority, Paris, prejudice, Religious, Safety, solidarity, Support, violence, youths

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9343
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis server, man. It’s like, da craziest place in da Minecraft universe. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and zombies doin’ the cha-cha.

One time, a player found a diamond block and it turned into a real life diamond. True story, bro. And another time, a player built a roller coaster that actually took you to the moon. I know, sounds wild, right?

But wait, there’s more. We got secret dungeons filled with treasure, dragons that you can ride, and a hidden village where the villagers throw the wildest parties. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on all the insanity happenin’ on this server.

So come on, join us and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to discover something truly mind-blowing.

CraftyLoveMatch

Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compatibility quiz, compatibility test, CraftyLoveMatch, happier, love, Partnership, relationship advice, relationship communication, relationship compatibility, Relationship Counseling, relationship goals, Relationship Happiness, relationship success, relationship test, relationship trust, relationships, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	7484	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Emeralds Found:	1999
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

so, like, imagine this: u join this amazin’ minecraft server, right? and, like, u gotta pass this super important compatibility test before u can even start playin’. but, like, here’s the catch – if u don’t pass, u gotta marry the first person u see in the game.

but, like, don’t worry! because, like, our server is known for creatin’ the most amazin’ love stories ever. like, there was this one time where two players failed the test and ended up gettin’ married in real life!

so, like, if u wanna find true love or just have a good laugh, join our server now! who knows, maybe u’ll find ur soulmate or end up in a wacky love triangle. the possibilities are endless, dude!