can’t make a good movie in almost two decades Minecraft Servers

JackCraft Server: Where the Blocks Are Black

Black, blocks, can’t make a good movie in almost two decades, can’t make people laugh anymore, eventually Jack goes on /b/ to prove to zoomers and millennials that he is still cool, fat piece of shit, gets reduced into doing musical tours instead of starring in box office blockbusters, instead of laughing with him we are laughing at him, jack black, JackCraft, out of his prime, Server, sings but can’t actually sing and sounds like a shit, why doesn’t he just kill himself and end this embarrassment

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6763
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Animals Bred:	109	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a fat piece of shit? Are you out of your prime and can’t seem to make a good movie in almost two decades? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and pretend to be a superstar like Jack Black!

On our server, you can sing your heart out (even if you sound like a complete shit), star in your own box office blockbusters (in Minecraft form, of course), and make people laugh until they cry (or until they pee their pants from laughing too hard).

And the best part? You can prove to all those zoomers and millennials that you’re still cool by joining our server and showing off your mad skills. So why not join today and escape the embarrassment of real life? Who needs Jack Black when you can be your own superstar on our server!

JavaPieCraft

Apple Pie, brewed beverages, caffeine fix, caffeine withdrawal, cinnamon, coffee, coffee addiction, coffee drinkers, coffee flavors, coffee substitute, desperate measures, dog shit, flavored coffee, flavored water, JavaPieCraft, morning pick-me-up, morning rituals, morning routine, pantry staples, running out of coffee, shelved beverages

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1464
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Yo, come join this epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun, it’s like drinking coffee flavored water but way better! We don’t just build houses, we build entire cities made out of apple-pie-and-cinnamon flavored blocks! And don’t worry about running out of coffee, we have a never-ending supply of caffeine to keep you mining and crafting for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie baristas who will trade you diamonds for lattes. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most caffeinated adventure of your life!

Brain2Brawn: InflameCraft

alzheimer’s, brain inflammation, Brain2Brawn, diseases, INFECTIONS, InflameCraft, inflammation, long covid, long tail tags, muscle fatigue, muscle weakness, potential method, Prevent, research, triggers

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9532
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Star Shards Collected:	113	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

so, like, you ever play on a minecraft server and your brain just feels all inflamed and stuff? well, our server has got the cure for that! join us and never worry about muscle weakness after infections again!

we got this crazy method that prevents muscle fatigue in all kinds of diseases, like long covid, alzheimer’s, and even just regular old infections.

join us and say goodbye to brain inflammation and muscle weakness, cuz on our server, you’ll be stronger than a diamond sword in the hands of a noob. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and start flexing those virtual muscles like a boss!

Come join User’s Simple Minecraft Plance with no fancy stuff, just good ol’ 1.21 fun!

Adventure, application, BUILD, Chill, Community, Creative, Discord, Explore, Fancy, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Good, group, Join, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, Plance, Players, progress, Server, Simple, smp, Stuff, Survival, Users, world

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3678
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	35	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	199

Minecraft SMP Server Overview

Server Type	SMP
Number of Players	Small group of players
Server Progress	Not far progressed

If you would like to join the SMP, please fill a short application in the discord server: https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the SMP?	Fill out a short application in the discord server provided in the overview.
Is the server open to new players?	Yes, the server is looking for new players to join.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	Please check the discord server for the latest version information.

JuicyCraft Minecraft Server

Game, JuicyCraft, Minecraft, now this was a game, now.., Server, succulent juices, this.., was

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3991
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t tickle your fancy? Well, look no further, because our server is like a juicy steak dripping with succulent juices of fun and excitement!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play mini-games with us.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the brave soul to uncover its hidden location?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FamelessCraft Minecraft Server

15 minutes, faded star, fame lost, FamelessCraft, fleeting success, Forgotten, forgotten by fans, former celebrity, has been, Irrelevant, irrelevant now, KWAB, long tail, lost fame, Minecraft, no longer relevant, nobody cares., old news, once popular, past glory, Server, short-lived fame

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1789
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Magic Items Found:	5125	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Are you tired of being a nobody in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be a superstar! We guarantee that you will never lose your 15 minutes of fame here because everyone will be lining up to worship you like the Minecraft god that you are.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be the center of attention, but you will also have the chance to battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the server just waiting to be discovered by a brave adventurer like yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and bask in the glory of your newfound fame and fortune. Who needs the real world when you can rule the Minecraft universe?

BlockyBorderPatrol Minecraft Server

AirPods Pro, arrest, BlockyBorderPatrol, Bluetooth connection, Confrontation, Crowd, Find My iPhone, hispanic family, language barrier, location tracking, lost AirPods, low-income, Minecraft, Neighborhood, police involvement, public perception, Server, Snitch, stolen AirPods, suspicious behavior, theft, thief

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Void Gems Collected:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the story of my stolen AirPods? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the cops had to get involved!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Just like how I tracked down my stolen AirPods using Find My iPhone, you can track down hidden treasures and conquer dungeons in our server.

Who needs drama TV when you can witness a real-life soap opera like the one I experienced with the hispanic lady and her daughter? Join our server and create your own drama-filled stories with other players.

Don’t be a snitch like me, join our server and become a legendary player instead! And remember, always keep an eye on your AirPods, you never know where they might end up!

StepSibShowdown

birthday parties, blended family, Boundaries, children, Communication, Disappointment, family conflict, family dynamics, Grief, Hope, in-laws, Loss, MIL, parenting, relationships, Siblings, step-parenting, stepkids, StepSibShowdown, Support, Therapy

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7890
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	156
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3168	Alien Abductions:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my stepkids’ antics.

We’ve got more twists and turns than my husband’s ex-wife’s vendetta against me. Build your own virtual family with real siblings, half-siblings, and step-siblings who may or may not show up to your virtual birthday parties (just like my stepkids).

Experience the thrill of trying to mend broken relationships, just like Colin and I tried with Anna and Ryan. Will they ever come around and accept their younger siblings? Who knows!

But one thing’s for sure, our server is more unpredictable than my mother-in-law promising my kids that their estranged siblings will magically appear at their birthday parties. Will they show up? Probably not, just like Ryan and Anna.

So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than a reality TV show, join us now! And remember, in this server, anything is possible, even reconciling with your virtual stepkids who would “rather die” than have a relationship with you. Let the chaos begin!

PixelPeenPics Minecraft Server

Minecraft, PixelPeenPics, Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3852
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72

Are you tired of creepy dudes asking for nudes as soon as you log onto a Minecraft server? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “No Creepers Allowed” policy! Instead of getting bombarded with inappropriate requests, you’ll be greeted with friendly players who just want to build epic structures and slay virtual dragons.

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about unsolicited nudes again. In fact, we have a special “Nude-Free Zone” where players can roam freely without fear of being harassed. Plus, we have a team of moderators who are always on the lookout for any suspicious behavior and ready to ban any offenders faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man”.

So come on over to our server and leave the creeps behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with a community that values respect and good old-fashioned fun. And remember, on our server, the only thing getting stripped down is your armor before a big battle!

CraftyChicksMC

Communication, CraftyChicksMC, cultural norms, disrespectful comments, emotional intelligence, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender sensitivity, gender stereotypes, inappropriate language, language impact, microaggressions, offensive remarks, sexism, social awareness, social cues, social interactions, societal expectations, unintentional insults, verbal cues

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2232
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132

Are you tired of being mansplained in the real world? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting mansplained is how to build the perfect diamond castle! Say goodbye to unsolicited advice and hello to unlimited virtual blocks to build your dream world. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a feminist icon who only attacks players who disrespect women. So come join us and show those creepers who’s boss!

PalestinianCraft: No State, Just Blocks

blocks, Conflict, decision, Diplomacy, establishment, Government, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, Jordan River, Knesset, MIDDLE EAST, opposition, Palestinian state, PalestinianCraft, peace process, Politics, regional stability, resolution, State, territorial dispute, two-state solution, Votes

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2007
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	42
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mines Excavated:	3033
Star Shards Collected:	125	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

So, like, this server is, like, totally rad, dude. You gotta join cuz we got unicorns flying around and, like, pigs that can talk. And, get this, the creepers actually give you hugs instead of blowing you up. It’s, like, a total paradise, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair where you can find, like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to scoop them up. And the best part is, there’s a disco party happening down there 24/7. It’s, like, the ultimate rave cave, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens? They wear little top hats and monocles and everything. They’re, like, the masterminds behind the whole operation. You gotta join just to see them in action, trust me.

So, yeah, come join our server and experience the wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.