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DrCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1807
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9008	Gods Slained:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate Dr. Pepper-fueled gaming experience! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness. We have a secret underground pokerogue tournament where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual Dr. Pepper. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of a legendary player who plays with a Dr. Pepper in one hand and a diamond sword in the other. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Dr. Pepper-fueled fun begin!

EliteWasHeMinecraftSMP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	647
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Meteorites Collected:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd server out there! Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle, or see a group of players trying to build a giant rollercoaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

Our server is so elite that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret underground bases filled with diamond blocks, llama racing tournaments every Sunday, and a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just be careful, he tends to explode).

So why join our SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying llama while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

PlasticCraftyCeleb

botched surgery, Celebrity, celebrity appearance changes, celebrity before and after, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity news, celebrity plastic surgery disasters, celebrity plastic surgery fails, celebrity plastic surgery regrets, celebrity plastic surgery transformations, celebrity rumors, celebrity scandals, celebrity speculation, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, plastic surgery, Plastic Surgery gone wrong, PlasticCraftyCeleb

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9614
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	307
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be able to witness the wildest plastic surgery transformations since that one celebrity who now looks like a completely different person! Our server is so epic, even the blocks themselves have had a little nip and tuck to look their best. Come play with us and see if you can recognize your favorite Minecraft mobs after their extreme makeovers! Trust us, it’s a sight you won’t want to miss.

Wi-FiWreckersCraft

cyber attack, cyber criminals, cyber incident, Cyber Security, cyber terrorism, cyber warfare, digital sabotage, digital warfare, hacker group, HACKING, internet, internet blackout, iran, Iranian government, Israeli hacker group, MIDDLE EAST, network disruption, online sabotage, Technology, Wi-Fi collapse, WiFiWreckersCraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6303
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Void Armor Forged:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Lol come join our epic minecraft server where we got Israeli hacker group causing chaos in Iran with their mad skills yo! Wi-Fi be collapsing left and right cuz these hackers be on fire! Join us for some crazy fun and see if you can survive the chaos! Plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour cuz why not?! So come on down and let’s get this party started!

DatelessDudes Minecraft Server

Appearance, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, cultural norms, DatelessDudes, DATING, dating challenges, dating preferences, dating struggles, Insecurity, Minecraft, personal growth, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self worth, Server, societal beauty standards, societal expectations, societal pressures, Standards, Stereotypes

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3519
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only women you’ll be dating are pixelated blocky creatures! But hey, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a virtual girlfriend who looks like a cross between a pig and a cow? Join our server for the chance to find love in the most unexpected places!

Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at unsuspecting players, causing them to fall head over heels in love with the nearest chicken. Who needs Tinder when you have a poultry matchmaker?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the mines of our server lies a secret cave filled with diamonds, gold, and…chocolate? Yes, you heard that right. Legend has it that whoever finds this magical cave will be rewarded with endless riches and a lifetime supply of chocolate bars. So grab your pickaxe and start digging!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a chance to find love, riches, and maybe even a chocolate-covered chicken. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

ComicPepeAndPalsMinecraftSMP

#revelation, animated, cartoon, Characters, Comic, ComicPepeAndPalsMinecraftSMP, discovery, Friends, Frog, funny, Hidden Gem, humor, internet, meme, new, PALS, Pepe, Popular, Surprise, unexpected

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3719
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the real action happens! Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where Pepe and his pals have their own comic book series. That’s right, Pepe the frog is the hero we never knew we needed in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Ride your trusty llama steed into battle and prove your worth in the ultimate jousting tournament.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a mysterious portal that leads to a dimension full of dancing chickens. Rumor has it that the chickens hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might just become the next legend in Pepe’s comic book series!

ChunkCraftLolz

Appearance, body image, bullying, ChunkCraftLolz, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cousin, Cyber Security, emotional intelligence, ENGAGEMENT, family, family dynamics, FRIENDSHIPS, high school, personal growth, relationships, reunion, self esteem, social interactions, University, weight

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3946	Mines Excavated:	4761
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own world without any annoying cousins in sight! Our server is the perfect place for cyber nerds like you to show off your skills and make new friends who won’t judge you for your love of computer games.

Forget about family reunions and engagement rings, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pixelated castle. Plus, we have a strict no-shaming policy, so you can game in peace without anyone making snarky comments about your weight or gaming habits.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only drama is whether you should build a house out of diamonds or emeralds. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your cousin’s wedding planning.

WeirdFlexCraft

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2118
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9748	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of weird flexes! Join us if you want to show off your collection of rare pink sheep or if you want to challenge other players to a dance-off in the virtual disco club we have set up. Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the lands looking for players to challenge to a game of hide and seek. So if you’re ready to embrace the weird and wacky side of Minecraft, come join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

CraftyGonzalez Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9166
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magic Items Found:	3163
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

so, liek, u kno how in dis minecraft server, we got dis dude González who be all like “yo, i won da presidential election in Venezuela”? well, da US be all like “yup, we recognize dis dude as da winner, he da real deal.” so u kno dis server be legit cuz we got a legit president up in here. come join us and be part of da craziest political drama in minecraft history. u won’t regret it, bro. trust me.

CraftyMaduro – 1,200 Arrests, 1,000 More!

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4689
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	9

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more arrests than Maduro in Venezuela! we got 1,200 players locked up for building ugly houses and we’re coming for 1,000 more! join us for the thrill of running from the virtual cops while trying to survive in our crazy world. build, mine, and fight your way to the top…or get arrested trying! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!