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  • DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers can’t stop laughing!

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    DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers can’t stop laughing!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and become the ambassador of the blocky world, showing off your great matches and skills to all who dare to challenge you.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret faction called the House of Cucks, where we turn our players into spooky and mysterious beings that will leave your enemies shaking in their pixelated boots. So come join us and experience the madness and mayhem that only our server can offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Warped Vanilla SMP: Where the only thing more vanilla than our server is our jokes!

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    Warped Vanilla SMP: Where the only thing more vanilla than our server is our jokes!

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    🍄 Welcome to Warped SMP 🍄

    About Us

    Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a hermitcraft-inspired server that strives to create the true vanilla experience. Over the past 4 years we have made an amazing dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly, welcoming community and we are always looking for new members and would love to have you on our server! The server last reset 2 months ago with no plans to reset, this is a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.

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    Vanilla experience

    We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and hope to find like-minded people. The server runs on fabric, we never go beyond quality-of-life datapacks and never change or add anything that would change or break vanilla mechanics like technical changes or game changing plugins. Any changes that are made to the server are voted on and discussed beforehand.

    Community

    We welcome all and any playstyles! We have a very diverse player-base. Many players form groups and close bonds and friendships lasting outside of the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration, whether that be through frequent community or group projects, minigames, server wide events, or more.

    Respect

    We have a very trustworthy, respectful community and thus have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and ask the same of you.

    How To Join

    We have a strong, dedicated, trustworthy community right outside the gate and sets a standard for new players and applications. We except you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we do give you a chance to redo it.

    Join our discord HERE and apply!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyMossad: Where Spies and Blocks Collide!

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    CraftyMossad: Where Spies and Blocks Collide!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sneaky as Israel’s espionage program? Look no further! Our server is so top secret, even the US government can’t keep up! Join us and gather all the proprietary information you can handle, from military systems to advanced computing applications. We promise, our collection activities are unrivaled – just like Israel’s! Who needs China when you can sell US military technology and secrets on our server? So come on, join us and let’s make America wonder, “are you ok?”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Blocky Underdogs: Can They Craft the Upset?

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    Blocky Underdogs: Can They Craft the Upset?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil llamas, or if you want to explore a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery.

    But wait, that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player so skilled that he once defeated an entire army of creepers armed only with a wooden sword. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes and tame a dragon with just a pat on the head.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to pull off the upset of the century!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • 🦞 The SHADIEST Survival Server Around! Weekly Lobster Pot Challenges, Custom Gear, and NO Reset Shenanigans! 1.20+ Java+Bedrock 🌞

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    🦞 The SHADIEST Survival Server Around! Weekly Lobster Pot Challenges, Custom Gear, and NO Reset Shenanigans! 1.20+ Java+Bedrock 🌞

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Overview

    Server IP play.shaded.gg
    Discord Shaded Discord

    About

    Shaded is a top SMP survival server with a friendly community and a range of features and benefits for players.

    Features

      • NEW! Lobster Pots
      • Land claiming and grief prevention
      • Custom gear at Gear Merchant
      • Skills, economy, shops, and auctions
      • Free (vote) ranks, kits, and perks
      • Quests, events, and challenges

    Cross-Platform

    Shaded supports both Java and Bedrock players, with regular updates and a dedicated staff team.

    Join Us

    Experience Shaded by joining the server with the IP address: play.shaded.gg

    Stay Connected

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    To join Shaded, simply enter the IP address play.shaded.gg in your Minecraft client.

    Is the server cross-platform?

    Yes, Shaded supports both Java and Bedrock players.

    Are there regular updates on the server?

    Yes, Shaded is updated regularly with new features and improvements.

    How can I protect my creations on the server?

    Shaded offers land claiming and grief prevention to protect your buildings and belongings.

    Are there ways to earn money and trade on the server?

    Yes, Shaded has an economy system, shops, and auctions for players to trade and earn money.

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  • FrozenFools: Snowglobe Shenanigans #227

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    FrozenFools: Snowglobe Shenanigans #227

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where we bring you the most epic and outrageous events you’ve ever seen! Join us for the “Gradient of Souls” event, where you’ll embark on a journey like no other, facing wave defenses, protecting escort targets, and capturing units in a battle for survival.

    But that’s not all! We’ve got banners featuring badass weapons like the Uninvited Adieu SMG and the Abyssal Light pistol. And don’t forget about our new outfits, including the interactive scene where Enya will cure all your Minecraft woes with a tender kiss!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Star Master of the Minecraft world!

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  • Crafty Cash Cows – Where FLC Makes You Minecraft Millionaires!

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    Crafty Cash Cows – Where FLC Makes You Minecraft Millionaires!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of jannies trying to keep you down and broke? Well, fear no more because on our server, we embrace the hustle and encourage you to make that sweet, sweet cash money!

    One /biz/ anon on our server has become a legend for making one of the biggest virtual empires ever seen. And if they can do it, so can you! Join us and start your journey to financial freedom today. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual billionaire!

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to being a wagie forever and hello to a life of luxury and success on our server. Join now and start making those virtual stacks!

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  • The Imperfectum SMP: Where Villagers are Always Getting Lost and the Creepers Just Want a Hug!

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    The Imperfectum SMP: Where Villagers are Always Getting Lost and the Creepers Just Want a Hug!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Perfectum SMP Overview

    Features Description
    Dedicated Team A team of moderators ensuring a seamless gaming experience.
    Server Seed A stunning seed selected for its landscapes and exploration potential.
    Application Process Discord-based application process for quick access.
    Suggestion Channel Channel with upvotes and downvotes to make sure every voice is heard.
    Community Friendly and inclusive community.
    Datapacks Unique datapacks like player head drops and armor stand improvements.
    Events Regularly planned in-game and external events to keep the community vibrant.
    BlueMap Integration Detailed server map with BlueMap integration.
    Community Size Thriving community of over 250 members.

    If you’re interested in joining our community, visit our Discord Server or our Server Website for more information.

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP server?

    A: You can join by following the Discord-based application process on our Discord Server.

    Q: What kind of events are regularly planned on the server?

    A: We plan both in-game events like build competitions and external events like movie nights to keep the community engaged.

    Q: Are there any special gameplay features on the server?

    A: Yes, we have unique datapacks like player head drops and armor stand improvements to enhance gameplay.

    Q: How can I provide feedback or suggestions for the server?

    A: You can use our suggestion channel on Discord, where players can upvote and downvote suggestions to ensure every voice is heard.

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  • Lesbian Femcel Frenzy: Where Girls Just Wanna Have Fun!

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    Lesbian Femcel Frenzy: Where Girls Just Wanna Have Fun!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride like no other.

    Picture this: Tomoko from Watamote gets transported into the Minecraft world and meets a mysterious dude who sweeps her off her feet. But wait, there’s a twist – he’s a creeper in disguise! Tomoko finds herself in a love triangle with the creeper and a zombie villager, leading to hilarious and chaotic adventures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with unexpected surprises, like finding a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry wolves or stumbling upon a hidden village of talking chickens. You never know what you’ll encounter next!

    So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun)!

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  • 2025 LOLcraft: Where Wednesday Season 2 Returns… Eventually!

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    2025 LOLcraft: Where Wednesday Season 2 Returns… Eventually!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the most epic adventure of your life as we embark on a journey to Wednesday Season 2 in the year 2025!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Yes, you heard that right. Imagine partying with llamas while grooving to the latest beats in Minecraft!

    But that’s not all. We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that grant you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpets and chickens rule the land.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky journey to Wednesday Season 2 in 2025 and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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