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AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3481
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

AgeNoCanDo Minecraft SMP

Abilities, age, AgeNoCanDo, can’t do, Challenges, Development, growth, Improvement, learning, LIMITATIONS, Minecraft, Obstacles, personal development, progress, restrictions, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, Skills, smp

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7117
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Are you still struggling to figure out how to build a simple dirt hut? Well, fear not my friend, because on our epic Minecraft SMP, we have a team of highly trained villagers who will teach you how to build the most epic structures in all of blocky land!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary “Sheep Racing” events, where players ride on the backs of speedy sheep and race through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluckington. Rumor has it that whoever defeats Cluckington will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a legend in the world of blocks and pixels!

Back in Block City

After all, back, BLOCK, can’t do, city, depression, detached, fucked up, hey, long trail, Loser, NAP, Sorry., tags, Wake Up

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Hey there, sleepyhead! Looking for a reason to crawl out of your dark, depressing hole? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Our Minecraft server is like a magical land where unicorns fart rainbows and creepers dance the Macarena.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, build a castle made entirely of cheese, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet seat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Blocktopus, a creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

PotluckPanic: NoNaanNoParty

atmosphere, awkward, Chinese food, chowmein, Comments.., Cooking, cultural background, Dhokla, Diversity, EMBARRASSMENT, ENTITLEMENT, Gujrati food, indian food, Indian recipes, instagram, Manager, micro-aggressions, NoNaanNoParty, potluck, PotluckPanic, remarks, tiktok

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8628
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and awkward potlucks? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is a safe space where you can escape from micro-aggressions and enjoy building your own virtual world without any unwarranted remarks about your cultural background. Plus, our community is all about embracing diversity, so you can feel free to express yourself however you want.

And if you’re craving some Indian food, don’t worry! Our virtual kitchen has all the chow mein and dhokla you could ever want, without any judgment or entitlement. So come join us and let’s build a world where everyone can just relax and have fun, no matter where they’re from. Let’s leave the workplace drama behind and craft some epic adventures together!

CrashCraft737MAX

737 MAX, air travel, aircraft manufacturing, airline disasters, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), aviation safety standards, boeing, corporate responsibility, CrashCraft737MAX, crashes, Ethiopian Airlines, guilty plea, Indonesian, international investigations, investigation, legal action, Probe, regulatory compliance, Safety, tragic accidents

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1996
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Items Found:	3680
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	119	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re flying in a Boeing 737 MAX, and suddenly the plane starts doing the cha-cha slide in the sky. Next thing you know, you’re crash-landing in Ethiopia or Indonesia. But hey, no worries, because on our Minecraft server, we promise you won’t crash and burn like those planes did!

Join us for a wild ride where the only crashing you’ll experience is when you accidentally run into a creeper. We’ve got more safety measures in place than Boeing ever did, so come on over and build your dream world without the fear of plummeting to your doom.

Plus, we’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Rumor has it, if you find the hidden lever, you’ll unlock access to a portal that takes you to a land where pigs fly and zombies do the Macarena.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave those faulty planes behind and join us on the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, it’s a crash landing you’ll actually enjoy!

NoVoicesNoProblemMC

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7249
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	424

join our minecraft server for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures. we have cows that can fly and pigs that can do the cha-cha. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty.

why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret. our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic castles and roller coasters.

oh, and did i mention the talking sheep? yeah, they give great advice on where to find hidden treasure and secret caves.

so come on down to our server and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it involves dancing pigs and chatty sheep. trust me, you won’t regret it.

PlagueCraft Minecraft Server

Boring, diseases, dull, Epidemics, global health, health, History, infectious diseases, lack of excitement, medical history, Minecraft, monotony, pandemics, PlagueCraft, plagues, public health, Repetitive, Server, uninteresting, why, why are plagues boring, why are plagues so boring

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3650
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	8979	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Tired of the same old boring plagues ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience plagues like you’ve never seen before. Our plagues come in all shapes and sizes – from exploding chickens to rainbow-colored zombies. You’ll never be bored again with our constantly evolving plague system.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom of bacon-loving minions. Join forces with the Pigman King and help him conquer the land with his army of porky warriors.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the elusive Diamond Rainbow Block. Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

VidyaWasteMC Server

cognitive benefits, digital entertainment, Entertainment, escapism, Gaming, gaming culture, hand-eye coordination, interactive media, leisure activities, mental health, online gaming, problem solving, Relaxation, screen time, Server, Social Interaction, stress relief, time wasting, video game addiction, video games, VidyaWasteMC, virtual worlds

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9847
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	147674
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate time-waster! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the rarest item in the game – a block of cheese! Rumor has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on giant chickens. Join their ranks and conquer the land with your feathered friends by your side.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with mobs from all corners of the Minecraft world and earn exclusive rewards for your sick dance moves.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us for the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

CraftyHub: No Shelf Control

back issues, collector’s books, control, Craftsmanship, CraftyHub, diy project, finishing touches, Furniture, gift, Handmade, Home decor, husband, limited edition, polyurethane, project completion, rough texture, sanded, sandpaper finish, Shelf, signed copies, unfinished bookshelf, woodworking, woodworking skills

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5639
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Animals Bred:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	18

So, picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated world of Minecraft, searching for the perfect server to call home. And then, out of nowhere, you stumble upon a server where the bookshelves are so rough to the touch that they make your character’s skin crawl. But fear not, for this server is a hidden gem just waiting to be discovered.

Join us on this wild adventure where bookshelves are not just for storing books, but also for testing your pain tolerance. Feel the thrill of brushing against a bookshelf and experiencing the sensation of sandpaper on your virtual skin. It’s a unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

And if you’re lucky, you might even come across some rare, limited edition books that are just waiting to be added to your collection. Who needs enchanted gear when you can have a bookshelf that doubles as a torture device?

So come on, join us on this server where the bookshelves are rough, the adventures are endless, and the memories are unforgettable. Just don’t forget to bring some virtual bandages for those inevitable bookshelf-induced injuries!

BlockCrafted Minecraft Server

addiction, addictive activities, addictive behavior, addictive behaviors, addictive habits, addictive substances, addictive tendencies, behavioral addiction, BlockCrafted, compulsive behavior, cravings, dependence, dopamine, habits, irresistible urge, Minecraft, non-drug addiction, Obsession, psychological dependence, reward system, Server, vices

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5379
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	793
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Minecraft, duh! And guess what? Our server takes that addiction to a whole new level!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging exploding creepers and battling giant spiders. But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of talking pigs who will trade you rare items for your unwanted dirt blocks.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will challenge you to epic build battles in the dead of night? Don’t worry, he’s actually pretty chill once you get to know him.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GlassesOff4Craft

accessories, bedroom activities, comfort, Communication, eye health, eyeglasses, eyewear, fashion, GlassesOff4Craft, Intimacy, love, People with glasses, Personal preferences, physical intimacy, relationships, romance, sex, spectacles, vision, vision correction, visual impairment

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Zombie Dances:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a special glasses-wearing club for all you sexy nerds out there! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we navigate the pixelated world with our trusty spectacles.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground glasses-wearing society that holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare loot. Will you dare to join their ranks and uncover the mysteries of the lens-wearing elite?

So grab your pickaxe, put on your glasses (or take them off, we won’t judge), and get ready for a wild ride on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of wacky antics and unexpected surprises await you in this crazy virtual world!

BidenCraft: Ukraine Strong

BidenCraft, Conflict Resolution, crisis response, Defense, Diplomacy, european allies, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, joe biden, military alliance, nato, peacekeeping efforts, political meeting, SECURITY, solidarity, strategic cooperation, STRONG, strong support, summit, transatlantic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	585
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Potions Brewed:	45	Divine Spears Created:	28
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we host the nato summit with joe biden to show STRONG support for Ukraine!!! we have epic battles with creepers and zombies to simulate real life war tactics. join us and be a part of history in the making!!! plus, joe biden will personally give you a virtual high five if you join. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to save the world, one block at a time.

FrenchRevolution Minecraft Server

anti-fascism, bootlicking, Cancer, cucks, democracies, Faggots, far right, fascists, France, freedom, FrenchRevolution, glowie, law, Minecraft, nationalism, people, political activism, prosperity, resistance, right wing, ruling class, Server, social justice

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9214
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of being oppressed by far-right bootlicking cucks and glowie faggots? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have taken back France and we’re not giving it back any time soon! Join us in the fight for freedom, prosperity, and democracy as we battle against the ruling class and their right-wing servants. And hey, if you’re a fascist, we hope you get cancer! So come on, join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again… without the fascists!