BlockyBants: Y U No Good Things Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	245
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Then look no further, because our server is a hot mess of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding chickens, villagers breakdancing, and creepers throwing parties! Our server is like a wacky circus where anything goes, from building gigantic cookie monuments to having dance battles with skeletons.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers! Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server. So come on in and embrace the madness – because why have good things when you can have ridiculous things instead?

CraftyMom Minecraft Server

#sociopath, Apology, Behavior, communication problems, condescending, condoning, CraftyMom, cutting off, Daughters, DISRESPECTFUL, Family issues, Gaslighting, Minecraft, moody teen, mother-daughter relationship, mouthy, narcissistic ex, parenting, Server, single mother, Struggling, unkind

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8141
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful teenagers who think they know everything? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from the real world where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any backtalk from moody teens.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of everyday life and immerse yourself in a world where you are in control. Build your dream home, go on epic adventures, and make new friends who won’t talk down to you like a “complete moron.”

Say goodbye to condescending attitudes and hello to a supportive community of players who just want to have a good time. Join us today and leave the real world behind – because who needs that kind of negativity when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?

MommyCraft: Noob Zone – Kid-Free Hosting

Boundaries, child behavior, child development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, Etiquette, foster care, friendship, homeschooling, Hosting, inclusion, KidFree, Manners, MommyCraft, noob, parenting, patience, Playdate, Social Skills, socialization, special needs, Understanding, Zone

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mines Excavated:	1440
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magic Items Found:	2980
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for kids who struggle with sharing, socializing, and eating anything other than mac and cheese and dino nuggets.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can hoard all the toys for yourself, lock yourself in your room whenever you want, and demand special treatment from everyone around you. It’s a virtual paradise for those who just can’t handle being around other kids.

But beware, if you’re looking for a server where everyone gets along and plays nicely together, this is definitely not the place for you. Only the most outrageous and ridiculous behavior is allowed here!

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs real friends when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem instead?

IllegalMinecraftSMP

breaking the law, Criminal activities, criminal behavior, daily illegal activities, illegal actions, illegal activities, illegal behavior, illegal conduct, illegal customs, illegal deeds, illegal habits, illegal patterns, illegal practices, illegal routines, IllegalMinecraftSMP, illicit activities, law violations, lawless behavior, regular lawbreaking, unlawful actions, unlawful behavior

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4565
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4770	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Animals Bred:	129	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	35
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	83

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is strictly legal and above board? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where breaking the rules is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory!

Do you enjoy stealing your neighbor’s diamonds while they’re not looking? Or maybe you get a kick out of setting fire to entire forests just for fun? Well, on our server, you can do all that and more! We even have a special “Prank of the Week” competition where the most outrageous and destructive prank wins a prize!

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving black market where you can buy and sell illegal items like enchanted golden apples, dragon eggs, and even banned potions. And if you get caught by the server mods, don’t worry – we have a secret underground prison where you can plot your escape with your fellow inmates.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes, join us today! Just remember to leave your morals at the door and embrace your inner mischief maker.

CraftyKidMyths

changing perspectives, childhood beliefs, childhood enlightenment, childhood fantasies, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood revelations, cognitive development., CraftyKidMyths, debunked myths, evolving beliefs, false beliefs, growing up, learning, misconceptions, mistaken beliefs, naive beliefs, reality check, shattered illusions, unlearning

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Buildings Constructed:	49	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Remember when you used to believe that eating watermelon seeds would make a watermelon grow in your belly? Well, just like that childhood myth, our Minecraft server is full of wild and wacky adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming!

Join our server and discover a world where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Tuesday at 3pm)! Build your dream castle on a cloud, ride a llama into battle, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who believe that riding a chicken into battle is a legitimate strategy, or that building a house out of TNT is the height of architectural genius? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – just be sure to watch out for those pesky watermelon seeds!

BlueberryBandit Minecraft Server

Black Market, blueberry bandit, BlueberryBandit, crimes, criminal behavior, Desperation, food scarcity, forage, foraging for food, fruit theft, Hunger, illegal activity, law enforcement, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean society, POVERTY, Server, societal issues, spike, Survival Tactics, SURVIVE, theft

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6035
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the blueberry bandits run wild like they in North Korea? Well, do I have the place for you! Our server is like a jungle, but instead of trees, it’s filled with blueberries. And let me tell ya, those bandits will stop at nothing to get their hands on those juicy blue orbs. Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the blueberry bandits and become the ultimate blueberry kingpin. Trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

RocketRaveCraft

18th century, archaeology, Bomb squad, colonial era, danger, discovery, Excavation, Explosives, hazardous, heritage, historical, India, Military, munitions, ordnance, preservation, RocketRaveCraft, Rockets, Safety, unexploded, WEAPONRY

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9940
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz we got more than 1,000 unexploded 18th-century rockets just chillin in india, like wtf? imagine the chaos and destruction u can cause with those bad boys.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted creepers and lava-spewing pigs. it’s like a twisted version of alice in wonderland, but with more explosions and less tea parties.

oh, and did i mention the giant mutant chickens roaming around the server? yeah, they’re like regular chickens, but on steroids. good luck trying to survive their peck of death.

so, what are u waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself. just make sure to bring some extra underwear, cuz things are about to get wild.

Balkan-Craft

admin abuse, Balkan-Craft, bug fixes, developer, Factions, Minecraft, Mini Games, News, Parkour, PvP, Servers, Skypvp, Skywars, Staff Team

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9729
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Animals Bred:	191
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

On our server you can currently play: Factions. SkyPvP, Parkour. You can expect many more mini games soon

Our developer has maintained various servers for many years, so every day you can expect news and bug fixes if there are any. The staff team is serious and there will be no admin abuse on our server.

51.38.218.134:25511

Elysia: The Server Where We’re All Lost Like a Herd of Cats

apply, Cats, Community, Community vote, Discord, Dragon.., Dynmap, elysia, Events, Grief Prevention, HERD, Lost, Minecraft, player heads, Plugins, PvP, Reset, Server, server chat, sleep skip, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Voicechat, Web map, Whitelist

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2673
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Chimeras Created:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Votes:	8446
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Towns Built:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Minecraft Server: Elysia

Overview

Season	1.21
Reset	New reset a few weeks ago
Dragon Fight	Dragon fight scheduled for later today

About Us

Elysia is a whitelisted semi-vanilla Minecraft server with a focus on community and inclusivity. The server provides a vanilla experience with some added features to enhance gameplay.

Features

(opt-in) Proximity Chat Mod
Armor Stand Tools
Discord > server chat integration
Web based world map
Gradual world border expansion
Grief prevention systems
Adult staff team
Opt-in only PVP
Decorative player heads
Decisions made by community vote
Sleep skip

Non-Features

Keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that change the vanilla experience, plugin/money based economy, donator perks with advantages

Ready to Join?

If Elysia sounds right for you, apply for our whitelist here! Takes just a few minutes, and there’s really no wrong way to do it.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join Elysia, you need to apply for the whitelist using the form provided on our website.

Q: What is the age requirement for joining the server?

A: The server is open to players aged 16 and above.

Q: Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

A: Yes, inclusivity and being LGBTQ+ friendly are core beliefs of the server.

Q: Are there any perks for donating to the server?

A: The server does not offer any donator perks with advantages. We strive to keep the gameplay fair for all players.

Woke Up Minecraft Server

alarmed, anxiety, concern, Confused, disbelief, Distress, fear, Minecraft, morning, Panic, puzzled, question.., Scared, Server, Shocked, startled, Surprise, uncertainty, unexpected, unknown, Woke, woke up, WTF

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2170
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Towns Built:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Divine Spears Created:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where waking up to bizarre and mysterious occurrences is just part of the fun! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing what the heck is going on every time you log in.

One time, a player woke up in the server to find their entire house covered in pink sheep. Another player reported seeing a giant chicken roaming around the spawn area, clucking menacingly. And don’t even get us started on the time someone accidentally summoned a horde of angry llamas by trying to build a llama farm.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

WWE on SP Minecraft SMP

ASP, Canceled, community drama, Entertainment, Failures, internet culture, internet subcultures, message boards, Minecraft, Network, online communities, online exile, online forums, pw, smp, social media, sp, sports, truTV, wrestling, wrestling fanatics, wwe

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3670
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5277
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	317	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! This server started off as a WWE fan club on a sports board, got kicked out onto a wrestling board, and then got booted onto a network that’s basically the TruTV of Minecraft servers. We’re like the bad boys of the Minecraft world, constantly getting into trouble and causing mayhem wherever we go. Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans and non-stop laughter. Just remember, we may be failures, but we sure know how to have a good time!

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