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BunnyBash Minecraft Server

animal, BunnyBash, comedy, Entertainment, funny, humor, Humorous, internet, Justice, Karma, meme, Minecraft, Rabbit, rabbit justice, rabbit karma, rabbit meme, rabbit revenge, Revenge, Server, social media, trending, tweet, viral

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	6948

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the rabbits fight back! That’s right, our server is filled with rebellious rabbits who will stop at nothing to overthrow the players. But don’t worry, you can join forces with the chickens who have formed a secret alliance to take down the rabbit uprising. Will you be a hero and save the day, or will you join the rabbits in their quest for domination? Join now and see who will come out on top in this epic battle of the animals!

Minecraft SMP – Cute Boys Craft Club

Bait, bfe, Boys, club, Craft, cute, cute boys, discordfags, falseflaggers, fujoshi, Gosling, hornyposting, indie, male collab, male idols, Minecraft, niji, numberfags, Oshi, samefags, self-shilling, shitposting, sing your heart out, smp, Stars, tribalfags, Vtuber, Yumejoshi

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8104
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the Sing Your Heart Out Edition, where we encourage fujoshi, yumejoshi, and hornyposting like never before.

But wait, there’s more! If your male Minecraft character is cute, he may stay. And don’t worry about loving your oshi too much, BFE and gosling are totally allowed here.

Just remember, no females or female drama allowed – you have the entire board for that! And if you’re thinking about self-shilling, think again. Head over to /vt/wvt instead.

So come on over and ignore bait, shitposting, samefags, discordfags, numberfags, tribalfags, falseflaggers, and any other kind of fags you can think of. Let’s make this Minecraft SMP the craziest and most entertaining one yet!

ExBroCheaterMCServer

Boundaries, cancer diagnosis, Cheating, Emotional healing, ex-boyfriend drama, ExBroCheaterMCServer, family betrayal, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, Family secrets, forgiveness, Infidelity, kidney failure, personal boundaries, remarriage, self-care, sibling rivalry, Therapy, toxic relationships, twin bond

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7479
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like the story of this player’s life!

Explore our server and uncover hidden secrets, just like the hidden relationship between Greg and John. Will you uncover the truth or be left in the dark like the player in this story?

Build your own kingdom and defend it from unexpected twists and turns, just like how this player’s life took a shocking turn. Will you be able to trust your closest friends, or will they stab you in the back like Greg and John?

Join our server for a wild ride filled with family drama, forbidden love, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows what awaits you in this crazy world of Minecraft!

WaffleWarriorCraft

aita, babysit, Breakfast, breakfast options, discipline, family conflicts, family dynamics, food preferences, frozen waffle, grandparent boundaries, Grandparents, mealtime struggles, parenting, picky eater, spoiled brats, Toddler, toddler care, toddler nutrition, WaffleWarriorCraft, wardrobe choices

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9749
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of frozen waffles for toddlers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with frozen waffle quests and mismatched wardrobe challenges.

Embark on a journey where you must defend your precious frozen waffles from evil grandparents who try to feed your kids scrambled eggs instead. Will you stand your ground and protect the waffles at all costs, or will you give in to the pressure of “real food”?

But beware, the ultimate boss battle awaits – a grandma who insists on matching outfits for your kids, even if it means sacrificing their individuality. Can you defeat her and prove that frozen waffles and tiaras are the true path to victory?

Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity of toddler breakfast drama like never before! Remember, on this server, frozen waffles are life.

DebunkedFactsMC SMP

common myths, debunked facts, debunked theories, DebunkedFactsMC, disproven beliefs, fake news, false assumptions., false beliefs, falsehoods, inaccurate information, inaccurate knowledge, internet rumors, misconceptions, Misinformation, myth busting, myths debunked, popular fallacies, Popular misconceptions, smp, untrue facts, Urban Legends, widely believed lies

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	210
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Mines Excavated:	4492	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth about the legendary diamond ore that supposedly gives you superpowers when mined! Rumor has it that if you find this rare ore, you’ll be able to fly around the server like a superhero. But beware, the last player who tried to mine it ended up turning into a chicken for a whole week! Will you be the next brave adventurer to test your luck? Join us and find out!

CraftyLoveCraft

Commitment, Communication, CraftyLoveCraft, dating apps, emotional baggage, emotional unavailability, fear of commitment, fear of rejection, fear of vulnerability, ghosting, hookup culture, instant gratification, lack of authenticity, lack of communication, lack of connection, modern dating, online dating, relationships, self-sabotage, societal pressures, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Dragon Scales Harvested:	164
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Tired of swiping left and right on dating apps only to end up with a creeper? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only creepers you’ll encounter are the ones trying to blow up your house! Our server is the perfect place to find love, or at least a new mining buddy. Plus, who needs a date when you can spend hours building the perfect castle together? So ditch the dating apps and join us for a truly explosive experience!

KurskCraft: Surrendered Soldiers

Ceasefire, Conflict, eastern europe, eastern front, historical reference, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military intervention, peace negotiations, Russian soldiers, Russian-Ukrainian conflict, soldiers, Surrender, Surrendered, surrendering soldiers, Troops, Ukraine, War, world war II, Zelensky

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7205
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	48
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Star Shards Collected:	50
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magic Items Found:	1594

so, like, imagine this, right? a bunch of russian soldiers just like, totally surrendering during some big war in ukraine. like, what even is that? but hey, if you wanna join our minecraft server, you can be like those russian soldiers and surrender to the awesomeness of our server. we’ve got so many crazy things happening, you won’t even believe it. like, one time, a creeper rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies. it was epic, dude. so come join us and be part of the madness. trust me, you won’t regret it. #surrendertothefun

FearlessCritterCraft

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal welfare, Animals, Biodiversity, color perception, conservation efforts, cultural beliefs, Endangered species, Environmental Science, evolutionary biology, fear, FearlessCritterCraft, Human Behavior, human impact, natural selection, predator-prey relationships, Protection, Psychology, visual cues, wildlife conservation

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9092
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PINK LLAMAS DAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT DEIR BUTTS! U CAN RIDE DEM INTO BATTLE AND SCARE OFF ALL DA CREEPERS WIT DEIR FABULOUSNESS!

ALSO, WE GOT PURPLE PIGS DAT CAN FLY AND DROP DIAMONDS WHEN U FEED DEM SKITTLES!

BUT WAIT, DERES MORE! WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WIT MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL U ENCHANTED SEAWEED FOR PROTECTION AGAINST EVIL SQUID MONSTERS!

SO JOIN DIS SERVER AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ANIMALS AND ADVENTURES IN DA MINECRAFT UNIVERSE! #RAINBOWLLAMASFTW

MaricopaCraft

Economy, Survival, survival ranks keys custom menus free ranks no AFK kick multiplayer exploration building community events achievements economy player shops PVP factions minigames crafting redstone mods, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	740
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18

No AFK kick. I like to keep it simple. A spawn and Survival. I have a system of ranks and some custom menus to help you earn and rank up. Players can earn all ranks and keys FREE in game.

play.maricopacraft.com

TrapX23 Minecraft Server

anger, comic book, consequences, Cutting, dangerous game, dark desires, Deadpool, FANTASY, giant magnet, Minecraft, Obsession, pain slut, power dynamics, rape fantasy, sadistic pleasure, Server, SuperHero, Torment, TrapX23, Twisted, Villain, wolverine, x-23

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4234
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Towns Built:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Deadpool’s sense of humor? Well, look no further, because on our server, we have a giant magnet that can trap X-23 from Deadpool and Wolverine! And guess what? You get to be the one in control! Turn her into your angry little pain slut, have some crazy adventures, and maybe even cut her up a bit (in the game, of course). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast! Join now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience!