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Crafty Dropouts: Where You Can Finally Finish College… in Minecraft!

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7810
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your brain and make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate through the complexities of criminal law while also building epic structures and battling mobs.

Just like the OP who finished college and got a law degree without actually knowing how to be a lawyer, you too can join our server and feel completely lost and confused. Who needs real-life skills when you can be a virtual lawyer in a virtual world?

Our Criminal Law masters program will have you studying the most mind-boggling topics, like debating whether a man who breaks into a house but doesn’t steal anything should be punished. Because, you know, that’s totally relevant to Minecraft.

So come join us on our server where you can question your life choices, feel like you’re getting scammed with expensive classes, and ultimately have no idea what you’re doing. It’s a wild ride of confusion and chaos, just like real life!

CakeCrafters

Binge Eating, body image issues, bulimia, CakeCrafters, coping mechanism, eating disorder, emotional eating, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health stigma, mental illness, psychological disorder, purging, Recovery, seeking help, self-care, self-destructive behavior, support groups, Therapy, unhealthy habits, unhealthy relationship with food

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3609
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

join our server for a wild ride of cake-eating bulimics! we have a special plugin that lets you eat as much cake as you want without getting full! it’s like a dream come true for all you cake lovers out there.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground cake dungeon where you can battle giant cake monsters and collect rare cake ingredients. it’s a cake-tastic adventure that you won’t want to miss.

plus, our server is run by a team of highly trained cake experts who are always on hand to help you with any cake-related problems you may encounter. they’ll make sure your cake-eating experience is as smooth as buttercream frosting.

so come join us on our cake-filled journey and see why bulimics are the only people that can eat their cake and have it too. trust us, you won’t regret it!

EduCorpSpeakCraft

British research, Communication, communication styles, corporate world, cultural assimilation, EduCorpSpeakCraft, higher education, Language, language convergence, language evolution, language study, linguistic research, linguistics, professional communication, social inclusion, social integration, social trends, society, speech analysis, speech patterns., workplace dynamics

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Magic Items Found:	8281	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got people from da corporate world and higher education sectors talkin’ all fancy and stuff. It’s like, so inclusive and stuff, ya know? Like, if u wanna be part of da cool kids club, u gotta join dis server where we all talk like we got big brains and stuff. It’s like, so lit, u won’t even believe it. Plus, we got secret underground parties and diamond giveaways every hour. So, like, what u waitin’ for? Join now and be part of da elite crew, yo!

Vanil.xyz

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1056
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	New Chunks Explored:	849799
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	227
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Launched on June 4th, 2024, vanil.xyz stands out in the world of vanilla-survival servers.

The idea for vanil.xyz came to life on June 4th, 2024, inspired by the larger servers of the time. The server aimed to create a vanilla experience within the survival genre.

The server’s map features borders set at approximately 250k blocks from the spawn, resulting in a playable area of about 500k by 500k blocks. It supports up to 40 players.

The culture of vanil.xyz mirrors that of other survival servers, characterized by a mix of freedom and unpredictability. Players join for various reasons: to explore a vast, untouched world, to have fun with friends, to meet new people or simply to enjoy the game.

Launched on June 4, 2024, vanil.xyz stands out in the world of vanilla survival servers.

The idea for vanil.xyz came to life on June 4, 2024, inspired by the larger servers of the time. The server aimed to create a basic experience within the survival genre.

The server map features borders set approximately 250,000 blocks from spawn, resulting in a playable area of approximately 500,000 by 500,000 blocks. Supports up to 40 players.

The culture of vanil.xyz mirrors that of other survival servers, characterized by a mix of freedom and unpredictability. Players join for a variety of reasons: to explore a vast, untouched world, to have fun with friends, to meet new people, or simply to enjoy the game.

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PDGH Minecraft Servers

Brazilian Server Minecraft, Cross-Play, Dayz, MCMMO, PDGH Minecraft Servers, Pixelmon, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Rust, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2875
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Runes Activated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Astral Projections Made:	4

PDGH Minecraft Servers Since 2013 DayZ – Rust – Pixelmon – SMP Come Play with us Brazilian Server Minecraft

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Revive SMP: Where griefing your friends is perfectly acceptable!

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2602
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted SMP
Game Mode	Vanilla SMP
Difficulty Level	Hard
Minecraft Version	1.20.6
Features	Proximity voice chat

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and request to join.

Q: What is the server type?

A: Whitelisted SMP, meaning only approved players can join.

Q: What game mode is the server set on?

A: Vanilla SMP, with no mods or plugins.

Q: What is the difficulty level of the server?

A: The server is set on Hard mode for a challenging experience.

Q: How can I communicate with other players?

A: Proximity voice chat feature allows players to communicate in-game based on their location.

MysteryVillains Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1724
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Animals Bred:	33	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the villains are so charming and relatable that you’ll find yourself questioning why you ever rooted for the heroes in the first place! Join us and witness epic battles where the bad guys steal the show with their witty one-liners and questionable but oddly convincing motives.

Ever wanted to join forces with a villain who just wants to turn the world into a giant cheeseburger because they believe it’s what the people truly want? Or how about teaming up with a misunderstood evil genius who just wants to build a giant pillow fort and rule over it with an iron fist?

On our server, you’ll never know who to trust or who to fight against, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored! So come on in and embrace the chaos, because sometimes, it’s just more fun to be bad.

KishuCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8208
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3993
Votes:	1998	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because Kishu ken is about to level up with our new addition, KENDU SHIB KAI! Join us for a stress-free lifestyle filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained ninja cats who will guide you through the virtual world with their ninja skills. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the end of a rainbow bridge guarded by a pack of flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn riding a dragon while eating a slice of pizza.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at Kishu ken and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HoarderMomCPS Minecraft Server

child custody, child safety, child welfare, clutter, CPS, emotional distress, emotional wellbeing, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, hoarder mom, HoarderMomCPS, hoarding disorder, household chaos, intervention, mental health, Minecraft, parental neglect, Parental Responsibility, Server, Shopaholic, sibling care, sibling relationships

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9181
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where hoarding and shopaholic tendencies are not only accepted but encouraged! Join us for a unique gaming experience where every block you collect is a valuable addition to your virtual collection.

Imagine building your own virtual 4 bedroom, 2 bath house filled to the brim with hand soap and loofahs – just like the one described in this post! Walk through narrow pathways surrounded by valuable treasures and discover the thrill of never-ending packages waiting at your virtual doorstep.

But beware, the real challenge lies in convincing your virtual family to let go of their sentimental items and make room for new acquisitions. Will you be able to navigate through the clutter and create a harmonious living space for your virtual siblings?

Join us on this server and experience the thrill of virtual hoarding like never before. Who needs a clean and organized world when you can have a chaotic and cluttered paradise? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn your Minecraft world into a hoarder’s dream come true!

BridezillaCraft

advances, Airbnb, Apology, Bridesmaid, bridezilla, BridezillaCraft, Cake, Drama, friendship, Groomsman, Inappropriate Behavior, Mama Mia night, Married men, MOH, Non-alcoholic drinks, Poorly organized, Rehearsal, screaming, Steaming suits, Wedding, Yelling

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1631
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild wedding drama unfolding in front of your very eyes!

Join our server for the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, just like being a bridesmaid at a wedding where everything goes wrong. From dealing with problematic MOHs to fending off advances from crazy bridesmaids, our server will keep you on your toes!

Help decorate the bridal suite, steam wrinkled suits, and deal with unrinsed cups and insufficient food just like at a poorly organized wedding. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness someone spreading their legs in front of everyone – in Minecraft, of course!

So come on down to our server where the drama never ends and the bride might just block you on social media for no reason at all. It’s a wedding disaster waiting to happen, and you won’t want to miss it!

EgoCraft

About.., EgoCraft, Favorite, self appreciation, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-image, thing.., yourself

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5599
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger hidden deep within our virtual world.

With our custom plugins and insane storylines, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner Minecraft maniac!