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FacePantsCraft

Boundaries, boxer briefs, Boyfriend, Communication, creepy, face, FacePantsCraft, funny, gift, gift giving, humor, JOKE, personalized, PHOTO, possessive, relationship, serial killer, silly, UNCOMFORTABLE, underwear, weird

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2586
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Emeralds Found:	1505
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can truly express your love for your significant other in a hilarious and slightly creepy way? Look no further! Join our server and show off your customized boxer briefs with your face, hearts, and a picture that makes it look like you’re hugging your partner’s…well, you know. And don’t forget the word “mine” plastered over it for that possessive touch!

But be warned, not everyone may appreciate your sense of humor like we do. Just like how some people might find your playful antics a bit…serial killer-esque. But hey, who wants to be normal anyway? Join us and let your inner weirdo shine!

FlickFreak Minecraft SMP

bizarre movie, controversial movie, dark and twisted, dark cinema, disturbing content, disturbing film, disturbing filmography, disturbing imagery, extreme horror, FlickFreak, fucked up movie, graphic violence, intense movie, messed up film, messed up storyline, Minecraft, shocking cinema, shocking movie, sickening scenes, smp, twisted plot, unsettling movie, unsettling scenes

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7775
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	221
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the most fucked up movie ever is the theme of the week!

Imagine building your base next to a giant popcorn machine that shoots out explosive kernels every hour. Or participating in a movie marathon where the films are so messed up, you’ll question your own sanity. And don’t even get us started on the mini-games, like “Escape the Killer Clown” or “Survive the Zombie Apocalypse in a Rom-Com Setting.”

So if you’re looking for a server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming in terror all at the same time, join us now! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for the most fucked up movie ever.

NoobCraft: Where I Fail at Everything

amateurish, Awful, bad, clumsy, deficient, dreadful, Fail, hopeless, inadequate, incompetent, inept, Lacking, lousy, Noobcraft, Pitiful, Poor, subpar, Terrible, uncoordinated, Unqualified, Unskilled, Weak

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6893
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mines Excavated:	3082	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Are you terrible at building? Can’t survive a night without getting blown up by a creeper? Constantly falling into lava pits? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and embrace your inner noob with pride. We have a special “Fail Hall of Fame” where we showcase the most epic fails of our players. Trust us, you’ll fit right in.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who will guide you to hidden treasures if you can decipher its clucks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of the ancient Minecraft gods.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of epic fails, ghostly chickens, and hidden treasures. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate noob champion!

What is the IP for Bordeaux Minecraft Server?

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7526
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	35
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dimension Hops:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Potions Brewed:	57

Bordeaux is a vibrant city located in southwestern France, known for its prestigious winemaking industry and stunning architecture. As the capital of the Nouvelle-Aquitaine region, Bordeaux is a cultural hub with a rich history dating back to Roman times. The city is home to numerous historic landmarks, including the Place de la Bourse and the Gothic-style Saint-André Cathedral. Bordeaux is also famous for its world-renowned vineyards, producing some of the finest wines in the world. With its charming streets, lively restaurants, and picturesque riverfront, Bordeaux is a must-visit destination for wine enthusiasts and culture seekers alike.

extrememage

1.20.4, 1.8.X, Bedwars, Community, Creative, Discord, discord.gg/N5ETscrv, Earth, extrememage, Gaming, KitPvP, Live, minecraft server, Mini Games, multiplayer, no cheating, no cursing, Parkour, Server, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8797
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Votes:	4107
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

ExtremeMage Server [1.8.x-1.20.4] Discord | discord.gg/N5ETscrv [LIVE] extrememage.mineserver.xyz | No cheating | No cursing | 1.20.4

extrememage.mineserver.xyz:38156

HamsterMC: Where hamsters rule the gangs, prisons, plots, and PvP action! Join the rodent revolution today!

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7692
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magic Items Found:	2620
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Welcome to HamsterMC: The Ultimate Minecraft Prison Experience!

Step into HamsterMC, where every decision counts and freedom is the ultimate prize. This isn’t just another prison server—it’s an action-packed adventure filled with strategy, alliances, and intense PvP battles!

Begin your journey in the heart of our expansive prison, a labyrinth of high-security cells, hidden passageways, and dangerous traps. Mine valuable resources, build powerful alliances, and climb the ranks by mastering unique crafting recipes and solving intricate puzzles. Stay sharp—every corner could hide a new challenge or a rival gang ready to test your skills in fierce PvP combat.

Here’s what makes HamsterMC stand out: – Dynamic Prison Economy: Dive into a bustling market where resources fluctuate, trade wars ignite, and smart strategies lead to great rewards. – Gang Rivalries: Join or create gangs to control the prison’s black market and dominate strategic locations. – Intense PvP Action: Engage in thrilling player-versus-player battles for control, respect, and survival.

Are you ready to prove your mettle and escape from HamsterMC? Adventure, strategy, and combat await in a prison like no other!

hamstermc.lol

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to hamstermc.lol using your Minecraft client.
Can I play solo or do I need to join a gang?	While joining a gang can provide benefits and alliances, you can also play solo and explore the prison on your own.
Are there any special crafting recipes?	Yes, there are unique crafting recipes in HamsterMC that can help you progress and survive in the prison.
What happens if I die in PvP combat?	If you die in PvP combat, you may lose some of your items, but you can respawn and continue playing.
Is there a way to escape from the prison?	Yes, the ultimate goal in HamsterMC is to prove your skills, climb the ranks, and eventually escape from the prison.

VR Chads Minecraft Server

#youtube, Chads, digital content, Entertainment, Gaming, going home, headset, immersive experience, Interactive, Live Stream, Livestream, Minecraft, online event, Server, social media, Technology, virtual community, virtual environment, virtual reality, virtual world, vr, vr gaming

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7615
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Crops Grown:	6329	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	24

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a VR Chad and ruling the pixelated world? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us and embark on a journey to become the ultimate Minecraft legend.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of creepers start dancing around you. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame them and make them your loyal companions! Ride into battle on a creeper steed and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to it. Join forces with other players to take down this mighty beast and claim its golden feathers as your prize.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a VR Chad like never before! Who needs reality when you can live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us?

KWA BOT Y? Minecraft SMP

ambiguity, bewilderment, Bot, confusion, contemplation, Curiosity, doubt, hesitation, inquiry, introspection, Kwa, KWABOTY, Minecraft, perplexity, pondering, puzzlement, question.., Reflection, SEARCHING, seeking, smp, speculation, uncertainty, Wonder

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9019
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Void Gems Collected:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	266
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than KWABOTY! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined KWABOTY and within minutes, they were teleported to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. The player was so amazed by the wacky world that they couldn’t stop laughing for days! And that’s not even the best part – every time you mine a diamond on KWABOTY, a rainbow shoots out of your screen and grants you three wishes!

But wait, there’s more! If you join KWABOTY today, you’ll also get a pet creeper that tells hilarious jokes and dances to disco music. And don’t even get me started on our weekly events like “Build a House Upside Down” or “Tame a Zombie Pigman and Teach it Ballet”.

So what are you waiting for? Join KWABOTY now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

Pika Chow: Calorie-Packed Power Source

#pikachu, adorable, Anime, CaloriePacked, calories, Chow, cute, electric type, electricity, ENERGY, energy consumption, fictional animal, fictional creature, Gaming, long tail tag, Mouse, pika, pokemon, popular character, power, source, THUNDERBOLT, video game character, Yellow

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7114
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Void Armor Forged:	24	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	23
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Crops Grown:	1725
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

join our server for epic fun and craziness like pikachu on steroids! we got creepers that dance the macarena and zombies that breakdance to thriller! our diamonds are so sparkly, they blind you like a disco ball!

we have a secret underground city where villagers ride pigs and chickens wear sunglasses. our nether is like a rave party with lava pits and glowstone disco lights!

come join us and build a giant taco castle or a rollercoaster that goes through a rainbow! our moderators are unicorns that grant wishes and our admins are wizards that can turn you into a flying pig!

so come on down to our server and let’s make minecraft great again! because why not? pikachu probably eats millions of calories to make that much electricity.

What is the IP for TimTheTatman Minecraft Server?

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3093
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Buildings Constructed:	25
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

TimTheTatman, also known as Timothy John Betar, is a popular Twitch streamer and content creator known for his entertaining gaming streams and vibrant personality. With over 9 million followers on Twitch, TimTheTatman has built a large and dedicated fan base through his gameplay, humor, and interactions with viewers. He is primarily known for playing a variety of games, including Fortnite, Call of Duty, and Overwatch. In addition to his streaming career, TimTheTatman is also a husband and father, often sharing glimpses of his personal life with his followers.