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Firsties’ Homeless Adventure: The Minecraft Server Where Newbies Can’t Buy Houses!

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2264
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Star Shards Collected:	69
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of those pesky firsties always trying to buy up all the prime real estate on other servers? Well, fear not! On our server, firsties are banned from buying homes because we believe in equal opportunity for all players, no matter how long they’ve been playing. Join us and stake your claim on the best plots without having to worry about those pesky firsties getting in your way!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with rare treasures and hidden dungeons. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the riches for yourself? Or will you fall victim to the traps and monsters that lurk within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Say goodbye to firsties and hello to a world of endless possibilities and outrageous stories waiting to be told.

Cute Trans Girls Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Towns Built:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0

Slob Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1972
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Join now to witness the epic battles between players over who gets the last diamond ore, or the intense debates over the best building materials.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Ice Cream Bandit, who goes around stealing all the sweet treats and leaving a trail of melted ice cream in his wake. Will you be the one to catch him and claim the ultimate reward? Or will you fall victim to his sticky schemes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Just watch out for that ice cream residue – you never know where it might lead you!

Blocky Bling Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8425
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	9780

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win the most valuable piece of /a/ memorabilia ever seen in the Minecraft world. Rumor has it that it’s a diamond pickaxe signed by Notch himself while riding a pig!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing your blocky head off as he tells jokes while you battle him for epic loot.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Dreamt About Graphs Again Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4345
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, everything is graphs! That’s right, even the trees and animals are graph-shaped.

But that’s not all – we have the craziest community you’ll ever meet. Our players are so dedicated to the server that they dream about graphs every night. It’s like they’ve been hypnotized by the sheer awesomeness of our graph-filled world.

And if you think that’s wild, just wait until you hear about our events. We have weekly graph-building competitions where players have to create the most epic graph structures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you’ve never seen graphs like this before.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and immerse yourself in a world where everything is graphs and the fun never stops!

Vid Horders Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6781
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Zombie Dances:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	12	Falling into the Void:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as juicy as the latest gossip? Well, look no further because our server is like a scandalous reality show meets a blocky adventure!

Join us and uncover the secrets of players past, like that time someone built a giant statue of their ex-boyfriend out of diamond blocks! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with love letters and potions of heartbreak.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic quests and challenges that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two creepers fighting for your affection.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride of drama, romance, and pixelated chaos. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Stinky! Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re greeted by a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Why? Who knows! But it’s there and it’s fabulous. And don’t even get us started on the roller coaster that goes through a lava pit – it’s the hottest ride in town!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots fireworks. Yeah, it’s as awesome as it sounds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of stinkiness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pair of nose plugs – things can get a little funky around here!

Cheeky Kiss Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8377
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	New Chunks Explored:	352562
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Star Shards Collected:	92
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have non whites cheek kissing each other left and right! That’s right, forget about crafting tools and fighting mobs, on our server, the real challenge is navigating the intricate world of social etiquette and cultural norms. Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Plus, who knows, you might just learn a thing or two about cheek kissing along the way!

Minecraft SMP: Kill Zone Series

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2403
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Towns Built:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Get ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Our SMP is like no other, filled with crazy challenges, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Join us if you want to test your skills in building the tallest tower made entirely of diamond blocks, or if you’re brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon armed only with a carrot. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle and the winner gets a crown made of feathers.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy, chaotic world. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

The Shiori Novella – Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	262
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchantments Applied:	108
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	413	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Crops Grown:	2560	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking cows, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They were so entertained that they forgot to eat, sleep, or even blink for three days straight! That’s the kind of immersive experience you can expect here.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Only the bravest and most skilled players dare to seek it out. Will you be one of them?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour. You’ll never have to mine for them again! So come join us and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Hey Faggots, Minecraft SMP King

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8447
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99

Hey losers, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the chaos and craziness of the game! My name is John, and I’m here to show you a good time filled with laughs and epic moments.

Join us if you want to escape the real world and dive into a world where anything is possible. We don’t take ourselves too seriously here, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

We have a strict “no boring people allowed” policy, so if you’re looking for a boring, normal server, look elsewhere. Here, we embrace our weirdness and let our freak flags fly high.

So come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong. Let’s make Minecraft great again!