cannot be taken seriously – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Momma’s Baby vs. College Fund

baby, Boundaries, college, college expenses, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, freshman year, fund, Gratitude, helicopter parent, INDEPENDENCE, mommas, mothering, OBLIGATION, parent Facebook group, personal growth, sibling relationship, Social Skills, socialization, special treatment, Support, ungrateful

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as my mom trying to find friends for my sister in college? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild adventures of trying to make friends for your virtual blocky character!

Our server is so insane, even helicopter parents would be impressed. We have special quests where you have to email your virtual professors for special treatment, like being allowed to eat snacks in the virtual lab. And if they don’t respond, don’t worry – our admins will step in and make sure you get the VIP treatment you deserve.

But that’s not all! If you’re struggling to make friends in the game, just reach out to other players and ask them to be your virtual buddies. And if all else fails, our admins will personally intervene and make sure you have a squad to roll with.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a mom trying to find friends for her college-aged daughter, join us now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server?

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Cash4Diamonds Minecraft SMP

brand loyalty., Cash4Diamonds, conspicuous consumption, consumerism, designer labels, extravagant purchases, frivolous spending, impulse buying, Keeping up with the Joneses, lifestyle inflation, Luxury items, materialism, Minecraft, non-essential items, overspending, peer pressure, retail therapy, smp, status symbols, trendy gadgets, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary upgrades, Waste of Money

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret underground market where you can trade diamonds for useless items like enchanted dirt and golden carrots that make you speak in pig Latin. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your build. So come join us and waste your diamonds in the most ridiculous way possible!

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DreamPeeBedFears

DreamPeeBedFears

Are you tired of living in fear every time you go to the bathroom? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can pee with confidence knowing that you’re not actually peeing your bed! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and the guarantee that you won’t wake up in a puddle of pee. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to pee in peace on our server!

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Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

Army, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, death toll, Defense, eastern europe, eastern front, Fatalities, Kremlin, long tail tags, Losses, Military, Minecraft, putin, Redstone, revolution, russia, Server, soldiers, Tragedy, War

lol join our minecraft server and avoid russia’s bad luck! they keep losing soldiers left and right, but not on our server! we got magical protection spells that keep you safe from any harm, even creepers! plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time! come join the fun and leave russia’s losses behind!

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CraftyCanuckMurderMistress

Canada, CraftyCanuckMurderMistress, crime, criminal, fugitive, fugitive alert, Homicide, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, manhunt, murder, Nationwide, Police, SUSPECT, Toronto, wanted, wanted person, wanted poster, Warrant, WOMAN

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz there’s this woman wanted for murder in Toronto and she’s like on the run, but she’s hiding out in our Minecraft world. like, how crazy is that? you gotta come help us catch her and maybe get a reward or something. plus, our server has the best pixel art of maple syrup bottles and igloos, it’s like a Canadian dream come true, eh? join now before she escapes to the nether realm or something, eh?

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What is the IP for Chess.com Minecraft Server?

Alireza, alireza firouzja, best chess players, Blitz Chess, carlsen, Chess, chess tournament, Chess.com, chess24, ding liren, fabiano caruana, Firouzja, gmhikaru, hikaru, hikaru nakamura, Jospem, magnus, magnus carlsen, Maxime Vachier-Lagrave, Minecraft, mvl, SCC, Server, Speed Chess, speed chess championship, Wesley So

Chess.com is the world’s largest online chess platform, with millions of players from around the globe competing in games, tournaments, and puzzles. The site offers resources for players of all skill levels, from beginners to grandmasters, and provides a community where chess enthusiasts can connect, learn, and improve their game. Founded in 2007, Chess.com has become a go-to destination for anyone looking to play, learn, or follow the game of chess.

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Which Minecraft servers are like Bloom SMP ?

active community, active server, Anti-Griefing, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, english server, Events, friendly players, Friendly staff, FRIENDSHIPS, Fun, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, non-modded, Non-toxic environment, original server, Server Events, Survival, Vanilla, Welcoming

Some other Minecraft servers similar to Bloom SMP that you may enjoy include: 1. Apex Gaming Network – This server offers a similar survival experience with anti-griefing measures and a welcoming community. They also have regular events and an active Discord for players to connect. 2. Horizon Realms – Horizon Realms is known for its immersive gameplay and friendly staff team. With gameplay enhancing plugins and a focus on community building, this server is a great alternative to Bloom SMP. 3. CraftyMynes – CraftyMynes is a popular survival server with a strong emphasis on anti-griefing and a tight-knit community. With regular events and a variety of gameplay enhancements, players looking for a similar experience to Bloom SMP will feel right at home here. 4. VexedMC – VexedMC offers a unique twist on the survival experience, with custom features and gameplay elements that set it apart from other servers. With a friendly community and active staff team, this server is sure to keep you entertained for hours on end.

play.bloomsmp.net

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TavernaCraft

Anarchy, Bedwars, city, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, MCMMO, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival, Uhc, Vanilla

Newly created Portuguese Survival Server, more Minigames coming soon!

TAVERNACRAFT COMING SOON THE SV N1 OF TUGA

91.197.6.99:25662

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Odyssey Box

armor, battle, blocks, blocks mined, Bows, Economy, ELYTRA, Items, kills, knockback sticks, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Odyssey Box, Players, Playtime, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Tools, Trident

In this box server, you mine blocks and grind to improve your armor and tools, battle other players, and collect custom items to show off your achievements!

Strive to reach the top of the leaderboards in categories like playtime, most blocks mined, and kills.

There are lots of different items you can aquire such as: armour, tools, bows, trident, elytra, knockback sticks and more to come!

play.odysseybox.xyz:19132

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Aberrant: Where creepers have feelings and skeletons dance! Join now, it’s a blast! 😉

Aberrant, Beta, blast, Campanion, Contests, CREEPERS, Croptopia, Dance, Discord link, emotes, everglow smp, feelings, Giveaways, Gunpowder Currency, hypixel, Join, Lore, Origins, outcast, pixelmon realms, power struggle, Roleplay, Server Art, SETTLEMENT, Skeletons, Talbot’s Return, Wiki

Aberrant SMP Overview

Description
Aberrant is a planet located in the Sirius-Arc galaxy. With a radius of 3,270 Kilometers, it is large enough to hold lifeforms and keep a (mostly) stable surface and ecosystem. Aberrant has drinkable water, breathable air, and mostly tolerable temperatures. It is home to hundreds of lifeforms, from lesser creatures such as livestock and undead to more advanced lifeforms, created through rapidly induced evolutionary steps. It is orbited by the inhabited and isolated moon known as Chorus.
The Aberrant SMP is a Season One, up-and-coming roleplay and lore-focused Origins server that has been created by experienced Minecraft admins. The server features a vanilla-flavored Origins mod and a welcoming community with fun gameplay experiences.

Description

Aberrant is a planet located in the Sirius-Arc galaxy. With a radius of 3,270 Kilometers, it is large enough to hold lifeforms and keep a (mostly) stable surface and ecosystem. Aberrant has drinkable water, breathable air, and mostly tolerable temperatures. It is home to hundreds of lifeforms, from lesser creatures such as livestock and undead to more advanced lifeforms, created through rapidly induced evolutionary steps. It is orbited by the inhabited and isolated moon known as Chorus.

The Aberrant SMP is a Season One, up-and-coming roleplay and lore-focused Origins server that has been created by experienced Minecraft admins. The server features a vanilla-flavored Origins mod and a welcoming community with fun gameplay experiences.

FAQs

What mods does the server feature?

The server features mods like The Origins mod, Croptopia, Gunpowder Currency, Campanion, and many more vanilla-flavored mods.

Are there monthly giveaways and contests?

Yes, the server offers monthly giveaways and contests for players.

Can players vote on new origins?

Yes, players can participate in themed monthly updates with player-decided votes for new origins.

What are some server-wide events?

Server-wide story events include The Invasion Of Chorus, Talbot’s Return, and a worldwide power struggle between the growing lands.

Are there cosmetic donator ranks available?

Yes, there are cosmetic donator ranks available for free to celebrate the server’s move out of Beta.

How many origins are available on the server?

The server features a roster of 29+ well-balanced, flavorful origins with new ones being added through voting pools every month.

Is there a wiki for characters and world lore?

Yes, there is a complete open wiki full of characters and world lore that is available to all server members.

Can players claim new lands in the game?

Yes, the server recently expanded its borders, allowing for new lands to be claimed and treasures to be found.

For more information and to get Whitelisted, join the Aberrant SMP Discord.